On this beautiful-ish Monday morning, I'm a bit sluggish. Perhaps I was lulled into a stupor by Cynthia Bailey's passive non-action on last night's rather tepid and boring episode of Real Housewives of Atlanta? The wine was not able to keep me – or the episode – afloat. But alas, there were some bright spots.
We're still in Mexico where NeNe Leakes is telling Peter Thomas that he's like a bitch, no wait he's not really a bitch he just wants to be one of the bitches, but not an actual bitch, he's just in bitches' bizness. So he's a bitch but she didn't mean to call him a bitch she was just pointing out that he was acting like a bitch. If you're confused, you are not alone.
Atlanta sources are buzzing today, sharing with us thatPorsha Stewarthas been fired from the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta. We're not claiming this as an exclusive because dozens of other outlets are probably getting the same info from their own sources.
Porsha Williams' place in the cast was on shaky ground the way it was, but after the shenanigans yesterday, she is out, reportedly. Late last night NeNe Leakes was the only cast member to Tweet anything after the filming and all she said was "Love u, @porsha4real".
She took the Real Housewives of Atlanta star to task for being a meddling busy-body all up in everybody's marriage even though she was not invited! Tamar thinks Kenya has no business having any kind of discussions with Phaedra Parks' husband – or trying to cultivate a relationship with him.
“I do think there were severalratchet moments, but the one that sticks out to me the most was Ms. Kenya. I’m not talking about Kenya per se, but just any woman who feels like it’s OK to have somebody’s husband and have a conversation with them one on one. And try to be friends with him and not the wife," Tamar fumed on The Russ Parr Morning Show. "That right there is slap nation moment, okay?”
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate! And twirl! Kenya Moore must have been a giant oak tree in a former life because she is all about the shade. Why is she even on Real Housewives of Atlanta if she can't stand all her co-stars? Nevermind. Stupid question…as if being friends is a prerequisite for any of the RHOA ladies!
I'm not sure if Kenya is attempting to channel her inner NeNe Leakes with recent venom-filled retorts, but she proves to be mildly entertaining. Calling out Porsha Stewart, the Neenster, and Phaedra Parks, Kenya proves that there is only one Krayonce, and she has her own personal brand of crazy!
The other shows on our list saw an increase this week. Most impressive, 2.366 million watchedBasketball Wives L.A., which is a season three high and a whopping 500,000 more views than last week. Teen Mom 2saw a bump up of 300,000 when 2.171 million tuned in to see Jenelle fail a drug test.
If you thought the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunions were out of control, it sounds like Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion is going to take away the NJ crown this season! The Atlanta reunion is taping today and from insider info trickling in, all hell is breaking loose!
Us Weekly just shared that Kenya Moore and Porsha Stewart got into a knock-down, drag-out fight! Their source said "There was a major physical altercation between Porsha and Kenya. To the point that Porsha beat the crap out of Kenya, dragged her across the stage by her hair, and gave her a major beatdown."
Porsha Stewart appeared as a guest on Bethenny Frankel's talk show where they chatted all things relationships. While she was coy about who she's dating, Porsha made some surprising announcements!
Namely that she has made a sex tape. Kinda. Oh dear. TheReal Housewives of Atlantastar was evasive at first but when Bethenny pushed Porsha admitted, "Well I was married! You know, I've been in long-term relationships before, so… yeah!"
I love to see someone taking an inventory of all of their talents and then using them accordingly. You have to give NeNe Leakes credit where credit is due. Girlfriend knows how to capitalize on her fifteen forty-five minutes of fame with savvy business decisions and calculated risks. Remember that NeNe that used to fly off the handle with drama on the early seasons of Real Housewives of Atlanta? She's been replaced with a diva who knows that too much crazy is a bad thing, and instead she gives us gems like "close your legs to married men, WIG!"
She's a smart one, I tell you. Sure, the Neenster may feel that she's too good for the show that made her famous, but soon enough, she may not need it. She's built quite the little empire for herself given her humble beginnings as a stripper. NeNe's held some legitimate acting roles and maintained her presence in the reality realm with her own spin-off and a stint on Celebrity Apprentice. I almost forgot about her present gig on Dancing with the Stars! Now, her past is meeting her present. With the Neenster's newest endeavor, she gets to exercise her acting chops while presumably using some of the skills she perfected on the pole. Anyone going to Vegas anytime soon? If so, NeNe may have the show for you!