Kenya Moore set her inner-Krayonce aside to find love on the Millionaire Matchmaker. Seriously – there were no Kenyanigans. I was strangely disappointed. As much as I snark on Kenya, I rely on her insanity to keep me indentured to Bravo. I do not need to see her behaving normally. But alas, we all must make sacrifices for love!
There were shocking developments however – Patti Stanger actually made two love connections (!) as she established herself the champion of under-appreciated women in their 40’s and 50’s! Or something like that – I tuned out around the time she described Cynthia Bailey as one of the top supermodels in the world and Kenya’s best friend.
NeNe Leakes has left the building! And some real-ish therapy happened on Real Housewives Of Atlanta! Well, as real as you’re gonna get from 4 broads whose occupations are Shadeologists (degree available online at Shade U, an akkredited university), and one broad whose occupation is Denialologist, degree available at MamaJoyce Be Your Guide.com. Oh, and NeNe, well she kept it real NeNe – all the problems aren’t her fault, and Dr. Jeff shouldn’t be allowing everyone to “dump” them in her lap on a plate from the buffet. Well Kandi Burruss would still eat it!
Therapy is in progress when NeNe up and flees, toting two Birkins filled with her emotional baggage. Dr. Jeff, the yappy Pomeranian on her heels, begs her to return. NeNe’s glowing red transformer eyes accuse him of allowing everyone to blame her for all the issues. It was a conspiracy! The entire first part of the session, was all NeNe, all times. Usually she likes that sort of thing but not when she’s being told what she doesn’t want to hear!
Dr. Jeff tries to appease NeNe by reminding her that she has so much to contribute. In response NeNe snaps, “You should lose your license!” Dr. Jeff follows NeNe out to her car, counseling her about anger taking her to dark places… She uses all of her self-restraint not to poke his eyes out, then commands the guards to haul him away and throw him in the viper pit.
Claudia Jordan is calling out the group-therapy session on Real Housewives Of Atlanta as a disaster and the culprit: NeNe Leakes. After NeNe stormed out of therapy, Claudia thinks NeNe owes Dr. Jeff an apology for her rude behavior. Yeah she does, but that will happen right about the time NeNe gets a decent wig.
Claudia also describes NeNe as displaying a pattern of behavior which indicates her low-self esteem and hatred of women; she’s come to this diagnosis based on the fact that NeNe doesn’t like her and was mean to her, as she is all the “new girls.” Interesting perspective…
“Dr. Jeff had his hands full, and I hope he wasn’t too scarred by the horrible treatment that he received when he was only trying to do the job he was asked to do,” Claudia says. “I like how he kept everything pretty fair, and his demeanor was calming.” I think his fear-based response system took over.
But first, Phaedra shared her opinion on the awful wig NeNe Leakes wore this week, “One never knows what to expect from NeNe! She’s got quite a selection of unique coifs and the guts to wear them. The day she visited me, I was focused much more on her support and friendship than her hair, but I’m all for her blow out.” Um, I think Phaedra is confusing “guts” with “bad taste.”
“I think it’s a great idea,” said Kenya. “It’s something that CJ has always wanted to do, and she’s funny! She has everything it takes to do stand-up – she’s unapologetic, brave, witty, and curses like a sailor sometimes! All she needs is to work out a routine. Trust me, between her life, the new girls, and all of the drama, she has plenty of material.” Ugh. Claudia‘s act was terrible, and it sure as hell didn’t even compare to the other comedy act in the show, NeNe‘s wig.