Krayonce is back in full effect…and twirl! Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident delusional fan-flinging star Kenya Moore is back in full force, and the Gone with the Wind Fabulous singer (that's singing she's doing, right?) is talking about Kanye West. Don't y'all know–Kenya was the one who got away!
While the world is talking about Yeezy's engagement toKim Kardashian, Kenya is going back to a time before the tiny rapper knew the bootilicious reality star. It was a simpler time. A time with fewer televised Kardashian weddings and more old-fashioned fans. At least, that's how I picture it.
There's been a rumor going around that the cast of Real Housewives of Atlanta went on vacation together to celebrate Kandi Burruss's wedding to fiance Todd Tucker. We were all excited like is that the season finale? We thought Kandi wasn't getting married on TV? Is RHOA ever going to stop filming?!
Last night was the event you've all been waiting for with baited breath. Yes, that's right. NeNe Leakes finally walked down the aisle and married her groom Gregg. Again. Thanks, Bravo, for treating us to two full hours of I Dream of NeNe. Two hours, really? I kind of wish you had dragged out her nuptials even longer. I do wish I'd played a drinking game with myself though and taken a sip every time some famous face was shown. I mean, in the first five minutes of the finale, NeNe lunches Vivica Fox while Gregg hangs with groomsman Al Reynolds! On second thought, I'd probably have gotten too drunk to type this…
Gregg is being fitted for his tux, and he's super nervous to learn that his suit won't be completed until the day of the wedding. What is with these Bravo wedding specials leaving everything for the last minute? It's been in the works for ages! NeNe is also helping her ill prepared aunt shop for something to wear to the wedding, as she arrived in Atlanta with nary a dress. Jennifer Williams is along for the ride helping NeNe with some last minute details with her family. Gregg bows out on his fitting to go meet Tony to check on the venue. The ballroom looks like a construction site as Tony and his team prep to hang 60,000 crystals from the ceiling. Somewhere, Spencer Pratt just got really excited!
The family is all coming together for a low-key celebration dinner, and it's nice to see NeNe and Gregg's adult children finally getting along. Gregg is precious with his step-granddaughter. Brentt seems thrilled at the prospect of a better relationship with his half-siblings, and NeNe feels content that all of the children have all come together. The following day, NeNe is spending time with her oldest son Bryson. She wants him to walk her down the aisle, but given that he's on crutches, she doesn't want her dress to get ripped. During their conversation, NeNe is sidelined by an e-mail from her father bailing on her big day. She can't believe he didn't have the decency to at least call her.
Apparently Rita Hayworth always took her hair dresser on vacation with her – and apparently Kenya Moore does too! That's just how the Gone With The Wind Fabulous among us roll.
Krayonce recently announced on instagram that she and Miss. Lawrence (of She By SheBrokeWeave Singeing fame) are on vacay in Mexico. I hope Kenya brought her fire extinguisher to prepare for any hair-related incidents! Or maybe she could #twirl a fire out.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star also flaunted her booty in some bikini pool shots! Photos of Kenya rocking her Mexican assets are below!
Apparently pedaling marital advice books is the new trend in the land of Housewives because Cynthia and husband Peter Thomas recently released Carry On Baggage: Our Nonstop Flight. The book is about "their journey of raising a blended family, running a mini-empire, and keeping the fire burning in marriage after age forty." Sounds… riveting!
Kandi believes that not only did Kim abuse autotune, but she also abused her professional services when she robbed Kandi and her production team of royalties related to copyright violation. Last week the Real Housewives of Atlanta stars met in court and Kim was awarded a victory based on a federal jurisdiction technicality.
Kim immediately took to twitter to brag about winning the case, but not so fast! Kandi claims she fully plans to re-file in federal court – and that the loss was a preliminary matter. "Kim really didn't win. That was just one level of it," Kandi explains to Us Weekly. "Now it goes back to other levels of the court and it's still going on." I really don't understand legal issues, so if anyone else can shed some light on the matter – please do!