When I first heard that Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore got secretly married, one of my initial thoughts was “I hope she’s not married to Matt Jordan.” I hate to be a hater, but I’m sure that I’m not the only one who was thinking that. Now I just want to know who she actually married since she’s keeping that one tightly under wraps, but I guess I still have to wait for that. Aside from that I couldn’t help wondering what Matt thought about the surprise marriage.
I didn’t have to wonder for too long though since Matt did what he always does when it comes to Kenya. He shared his thoughts on Instagram, of course.
I still can’t believe that Kenya Moore had a surprise wedding that she didn’t film for a Real Housewives of Atlanta story line. So far, Kenya has kept the marriage under wraps. As of this second, she hasn’t even revealed the name of her husband.
In true Kenya fashion, she is milking this story for all that it’s worth and is sharing teeny, tiny bits of information at a time. Not only did she share a (super far away) photo from the wedding, but she also wished her man a Happy Father’s Day, so at least we can gather that he has a child. Other than that, we know virtually nothing about him…for now. I’m sure we will in due time.
Out of all the Real Housewives, I never expected Kenya Moore to be the one to have a secret wedding. Who even knew that she had a boyfriend? This just seems so very random- especially since she didn’t have the wedding as a story line for Real Housewives of Atlanta. That shocked me way more than the random wedding did.
At this point, Kenya hasn’t even revealed the name of her husband. I get keeping a boyfriend private, but it does seem a little odd to marry someone and keep his name hidden. Then again, I’m not a reality star so I really don’t know how this life works.
Wait. What? I would give anything to see these three doing a dramatic reading. If only this was happening in a city near me. New Jersey meets Beverly Hills meets Atlanta plus all of that ongoing tension with Brandi and Kenya. Apparently Teresa had no idea about the issues between Brandi and Kenya, but now she’s determined to end the feud. Good luck with that one.
I have no idea how Phaedra Parks sleeps at night after what she did to Kandi Burruss, but apparently tweeting inspirational quotes is her coping mechanism to get through lying about date rape attempts. Not only did she slander Kandi for months, but she also lied to her “best friend” Porsha Williams just so she could have a solider on her side. It was disgusting and she crossed the line more than any other Housewife ever has. Ever. Which is saying a lot.
Obviously no one who is a part of the show wants anything to do with Phaedra and she can’t be a cast member if she films all of her scenes alone. So she’s not coming back as Housewife….but there are rumors that she might come back to film one pivotal scene.
I’m ninety nine percent sure that it’s too late for me to get adopted, but if this was a realistic possibility, I would love for Kim Zolciak and Kroy Biermann to take me in. I feel like they are always on these tropical vacations and that is a family tradition that I could really get behind.
I have no idea where Kim and Kroy are this time- which is probably a good thing given all of the recent stories about reality star security breaches these days- but they are on a beach (again) and I’m so jealous (again).