I guess if you're going to make a sex tape, and said sex tape is going to be available for public viewing, you'd better be prepared for people to poke fun at video of you doing the dirty, right? Perhaps we should ask Kim KardashianMimi Faust! The Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star isn't ashamed of the tape that she intentionally leaked to thwart the guy who stole it from turning a profit. Is that a prerequisite for a leaked sex tape? It has to be stolen and then offered up to Vivid by the "thief" before the participants will begrudgingly agree to release it themselves. It seems like it happens a lot…
Mimi may be proud of her video, but that isn't stopping Real Housewives of Atlanta'sKandi Burruss from poking fun at her. In a series of Instagram videos, Kandi posted a spoof of Mimi's romp. Describing the first clip, she writes, "I was trying to figure out how @Mimifaust was able to pull up on that shower rod….I think I weigh too much for this!" She follows that up with the caption: "#part2 I need a #MiMiShowerRod…Where do they sell those? #ThisIsWhatHappensWhenToddGoesOutOfTown #ImPerfectingMyTricksForWhenToddGetsBack Lol!"
Let's just get this out of the way right at the beginning: Porsha Stewart did in fact live up to the hype. She dragged Kenya Moore across that Real Housewives of Atlantareunion stage by her hair like she was a battery-operated real live pageant doll. The queen is down – off with her head! I was shocked. I was stupefied. I literally had flashbacks of my childhood [illicit] Dynasty watching days. Alexis Carrington lives again. Hey – there were just as many sequins flying.
Shockingly no one lost a garment – except Cynthia Bailey whose entire boob popped out as she leaped up to avoid the fight. Andy Cohen claims he was trying to stop things, but let's be frank he's less than useless. He was afraid. He was like a little yappy dog barking on the periphery of two big dogs going head to head. Boy – have several seats. Go ask NeNe Leakesto hold you in her lap, stroke your head, and tell you it's OK. Poor Andy – his own monster is turning on him. It's eating him alive.
So that happened. And it was not unprovoked. It was not all together unwarranted, but it was totally unacceptable. And at the very least, we learned that either Kenya has the best weave in the world or we just got confirmation that is real hair.
Following the fight, Andy Cohen will sit-down for a special one-on-one talk with Porsha. Reportedly, this is where Porsha will say good-bye to the show. With rumors circulating that the cast will go on strike if Porsha is fired, resident HBIC NeNe Leakes is speaking out on the matter. "I don't know where that came from. I've never said that. We don't group up together to do much," NeNe tells Essence.
"You know all of us aren't goosing up together to be going to bat for Porsha. We don't collectively do anything." NeNe continues, "I do think she was on the chopping block before she got into the fight. Fighting Kenya did not help her case."
Of course Andy Cohen has a lot to say about the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion brawl. Despite the fact that he instigates it by casting insane people and encouraging them to act outrageously for ratings sake!
“The other women felt Kenya provoked her a bit…I was so shocked and surprised,” Andyrecounted. “I don’t want that to happen. I think it’s gross. And I think it just totally inappropriate. It’s wrong. It’s not entertaining. It’s just bad.”
Porsha Stewart was recently served an arrest warrant for misdemeanor assault as a result of her scuffle with Kenya Moore. Footage shows Porsha launching at Kenya first but ONLY after Kenya repeatedly provoked her with "props" like sticking some sort of princess wand in her face and shouting her down with a bullhorn. Porsha is attempting to sway the DA to charge Kenya with a felony count of aggravated assault for her role in the incident. As a result of the brawl Porsha has reportedly been fired from RHOA.
"It was no love at the reunion," Kandilaughed. "It caught us off-guard – we had no clue that was about to happen. I mean, I just really thought they were gonna do a lil arguing and that would be that… I never in a million years thought that Porsha would mollywhop her."
Our favorite reality stars were on the prowl this week.
Ramona Singer let loose on the red carpet at the opening night after party for the musical 'Bullets Over Broadway'. Snooki &Jwoww attended the MTV Movie Awards. Kendall and Kylie Jenner hit up Coachella while sister Kourtney Kardashian made an appearance in Las Vegas (looking like she's attempting to hide a baby bump..). Lauren Manzo celebrated her birthday. Yolanda Foster stepped out with husband David – looking better than ever! Andy Cohen attended an ASPCA event with his dog while Carole Radizwill and LuAnn de Lesseps hung out at a cocktail party.