Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Camille Grammer

Thanks to Dorit Kemsley’s drunken outburst, Camille Grammer’s fiancé David C. Meyer’s first appearance on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wasn’t as big of a deal as it could have been. Instead of getting the third degree from Camille’s friends, he was just forced to sit there while Dorit called Camille a “stupid c**t” for no reason.

If Dorit didn’t take over the dinner, the other women could have got to know David. Obviously that did not happen. No details were revealed during the episode and now there is a lot of information circulating about Camille’s husband-to-be.

Dorit Kemsley gets wasted

Clearly I counted my eggs before they hatched when I concluded that Dorit Kemsley redeemed herself at the beginning of her second Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. She was getting along with Erika Jayne while they gambled in Las Vegas and I was so here for their budding friendship.

Then she couldn’t keep Lisa Rinna’s name out of her mouth, which I normally understand since Rinna has caused some trouble over the years, but she was pretty innocent this season (at least until she casually brought up those assault allegations against Ken Todd). Dorit is either talking shit about Rinna or looking for an excuse to do so again. As if that wasn’t annoying enough, she offended most of the fandom when she got wasted and called Camille Grammer a “stupid c**t” for absolutely no reason.

Kyle Richards

When Dorit Kemsley revealed to Lisa Vanderpump that Kyle Richards got pretty emotional in front of her, Lisa did not seem pleased. In fact, she seemed pretty jealous that Kyle talked about her issues with sisters Kim Richards and Kathy Hilton over her scripted series which is “loosely based” on their family.

Lisa remarked, “It surprises me that she can be so emotional with Dorit because she doesn’t know her that well.” Her infamous “British humor” strikes again.

Teddi Mellencamp is unsettled by Erika

It feels like Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is the cast member that we didn’t know we needed on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (minus the constant horse talk for the first few episodes). She doesn’t have a glam squad or brag about her life (unlike some people). She is also not afraid to call out Dorit Kemsley on her bull shit, as we all say when she left Teddi hanging for fifty four minutes after she invited her for drinks.

Teddi may have been “introduced” to the viewers through Dorit – who she met on camera – but there are other cast members Teddi became close with during her rookie season.

Scheana Marie & Rob

Of course I don’t want the current Vanderpump Rules season to end, but at the same time, I cannot wait until the cast gets together for the reunion episodes. One reason is that it seems like almost every woman in this cast has issues with Scheana Marie and I want to see it all play out while they’re all spray tanned and glammed up.

Recently, both Scheana and her ex Robert Valletta blamed the Vanderpump Rules cast for their breakup, so it seems like the bad blood goes both ways. And I want to know why. I want to know every single thing that went down this season and I want to know now. Unfortunately, I have no insider information, but a recent interview with Scheana does make it clear where she stands with most of the other cast members. Well, it is at least clear where she stands with Stassi Schroeder, Kristen Doute, and Katie Maloney– i.e. not on good terms.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Last season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills I suspected something was misfiring inside Dorit Kemsley‘s brain because she just didn’t seem to ‘get’ certain things. Now I wonder if the reason she changes her hair so much is because instead of a brain her head is filled with extra pieces of hair. It’s plausible, right? And yes, once again last night was The Dorit Show, and I dunno… Lisa Rinna is a better TV host!

You guys – I am about to make a startling confession and I fully expect to be stoned with carbohydrates and Payless Shoes for this, but I have to do it. So here it goes: I truly believe the Housewife most like myself is Lisa Rinna.

No, I have not secretly written a book on how to suck D (yet! *wink, wink*), but when it comes to getting a tasty piece of gossip or knowing something I shouldn’t, I, like Lipsa, cannot help but blurt it out at inopportune times.

Dorit Kemsley leather jacket

Dorit Kemsley is trying to move on up in the real estate world. Or down…to the Valley? The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star has been trying to sell her enormous, freshly-renovated mansion but there have been no takers so they just dropped the price.

After six months on the market for $12.75 million, Dorit and PK have done a $1.8 million price reduction and are now asking $10.95. I’d say Dorit should use Mauricio as her listing agent, but she already is…. 

Kyle Richards

Unfortunately, Kyle Richards home was burglarized. There are some people who don’t feel too sad for her because she is a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast member and just assumed that she could replace whatever was stolen. Just because someone has it worse, it doesn’t mean that your problems aren’t bad.

Obviously, Kyle is in a way better financial position than most of us normal folks, but she also lost some sentimental things as well. Kyle opened up about the burglary in a recent interview.