After Lisa Rinna left PK and Dorit Kemsley’s dinner party, she felt like she had been served up for dinner to the assorted very strange guests assembled ’round the table. The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills self-proclaimed “hustler” couldn’t quite hustle her way out of an awkward conversation with the Kemsleys about their good friend, Lisa Vanderpump. And it was all made more strained by PK’s insistence that Lisa (and Eileen Davidson) were influenced by their parents’ deaths last year in their actions toward Lisa V. Not so, say both women.
Lisa comments in her blog this week on the impropriety and downright oddball nature of the dinner party conversation. “I thought it was kind of Dorit to invite me to her dinner party once she knew I was alone, and I graciously accepted, wanting to get to know both Dorit and PK better. However, if I didn’t know better, I could have sworn that instead of being invited to a dinner party, I was actually at a BBQ, and I was the one being grilled!”
What is up with Dorit Kemsley? I mean, she gives good TV since we’re all going to be talking about her, but, err, uhh… she is not a good look for Lisa Vanderpump, and I don’t think this is what Lisa was going for when she got Dorit cast. So, Peek-K looked up Erika Girardi‘s skirt, and after grilling my husband relentlessly about the possibility of PK’s view, I’ve decided I agree with Erika that it’s probably not possible that PK got full-vajaynejayne throughout dinner as he claimed. Erika, though, is pissed that Dorit told everyone about it, then handled it by handing her some “full coverage” underwear. Of all the insults – to assume ERIKA JAYNE wears full coverage?! As if! When completely sheer = granny panties, you know you’ve gone to the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for aging trophy wives with celebrity ambitions.
Was Kenya surprised that Phaedra and Kandi were spilling tea about each other? “At this point, nothing surprises me with these girls. I think Kandi was just fed up because Phaedra, she’s like a slippery greased pig, you can’t catch her!”
Tonight the stiff interactions between Dorit Kemsley and Erika Jayne continue during a shady lunch at Camille Grammer‘s new Malibu home. Dorit quizzes Erika about her music career and has some less than kind comments to make in her talking head interviews (like calling it a “hobby”). But first, can we just take a moment to appreciate that Camille is back? She revealed recently that she is even doing interview clips this season instead of just being a background player.
Erika starts off by confessing how nervous she is over the Young & the Restless part as it becomes a reality, “This week my guest role for The Young and the Restless is becoming a reality! I’m meeting with Eileen and her Executive Producer Mal at CBS Studios, and I couldn’t be more excited. I’m quite scared too, to be honest with you. The soap world is all so new to me, but that’s what life is all about, right? Having new experiences and tackling new challenges.”
First, Lisa talks about her fight against the Dog Meat Festival and the birth of The Vanderpump Dog Foundation, “As we first entered into the pet world creating Vanderpump Pets, we became slowly enlightened of the brutalities that transpired each year against dogs in China during the summer solstice. In an effort to draw attention to it, we marched to the Chinese embassy, we sent placards around the world, the slogan Stop Yulin Forever was plastered over many t-shirts, a resolution was formed, as we managed to garner interest and support from a congressman and hopefully pass through congress a resolution that would draw attention globally and end this barbarity once and for all.”
Dorit touches on her reasons for wanting to give Eileen and Rinna a chance before passing judgement, despite their past issues with Lisa Vanderpump. “I’ve gotten quite close to Kyle, but I still don’t know Lisa, Eileen or Erika very well and would like to get to know the group. I was looking forward to drinks with Lisa and Eileen. I’m aware of Lisa V’s past incidents with them, but I feel that it’s important to get to know these women for myself. I respect the success that both Lisa R and Eileen have. It’s great to speak with two hard-working women who have a lot of experience with raising children, and I’m sure I can get some tips and advice from them which I’ll appreciate!”
If there are two former RHOBH stars that I miss – it’s these two! And Adrienne’s ex-husband, Dr. Paul Nassif, too. It’d be fun to see the two of them bantering back and forth now as friends and co-parents since they’re finally through the “rocky” bits of the former marriage. I know Paul is beyond busy with Botched and running his practice, and Adrienne seems content no longer having to deal with RHOBH, but a girl can dream. At least we’ll have some Camille cameos to keep us entertained.