Many, many seasons ago Splits Richardswas the queen's lady-in-waiting, but she aspired to be the queen. She teamed up with an evil stepsister named Adrienne and was exposed for talking ish about the queen and conspiring to tear her down. She even compared the queen's ruling to a mad, mad game of chess!
The queen was hurt so she built a beautiful fortress high in the hills surrounded by roses, which are very beautiful and fragrant but guard their beauty with thorns. Meanwhile the lady-in-waiting wilted and wilted until all the was left was a sad mass of yesteryear's hair. She desperately wanted a place in the sun again and begged the queen for forgiveness. The queen reminded her that she had looked into her crystal ball - Swarvoski crystal, hand-cut and cast, mind you - and realized that the friendship had never been true because once people show themselves to you, the giggy is up.
After tonight's episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi Glanville was Andy's guest on Watch What Happens Live. She was initially supposed to be paired up with Denise Richards, but Jenny McCarthy stepped in. We were sort of expecting a dishy episode since Jenny and Brandi are both so outspoken, but it was fairly mild.
Andy kicks things off by showing Brandi a clip of Kenya's slam last night on WWHL. Brandi says, "I agree with her that it was an assholic thing to say. But I still think she needs some..something. The dark dark makeup, it's like really ashy and weird." When Andy says she almost apologized and then took it back, Brandi says "I learned from Vanderpump how to do that".
Yolanda Foster certainly has one reason to be superior and snobby: she has spawned some gorgeous kids!
Eldest daughter Gigi Hadid - of the two almonds chewed slowly modeling phenom - has made quite the name (and face!) for herself in the fashion community. The 19-year-old just landed a highly coveted spot in Carine Roitfield's recent fashion mag, CR Fashion Book : Issue 4, "Fairy Tales" Gigi was snapped by famed photographer Bruce Weber and she looks gorgeous. Some photos from the book are below!
Gigi made her fashion week debut walking in Desidual on Tuesday's show, as well. Gigi also has landed herself in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit spread and continues to be a face for Guess! Master Cleanse away dahling.
The cast didn't share too much info yesterday during filming, but Andy and the crew did share a few snaps along the way. Above (now below) is Andy with the always fashionable Giggy. He captioned the pic, "Oh LORD we JUST wrapped #RHOBHReunion – it is a DOOZY. very emotional." Andy also shared about the day, "Still shooting #RHOBHReunion – all I can say is I would've made a damn good therapist."
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Brandi remarked during her hour-long show that Lisa was once on the verge of bankruptcy and used to live "deep in the Valley" and not always in shi shi Beverly Hills. Lisa took to Twitter this morning to slam the story and to clear things up.
Lisa Tweeted, "Thank you for all your Tweets, although I never normally respond to negative stories, @radaronline needs to retract this last one. My husband and I have NEVER filed bankruptcy. That is slander and damaging. Also, Calabassas 'deep in the Valley as you say' Never Lived. There also – I have no need to fabricate the extraordinary journey my husband and I have taken. " She added "It's an attack on my character,what my castmates say about me I have no control over,however @radar_online needs to be responsible.#slander".
Kyle says that she and Brandi are getting to know each other, something she doesn't think would've been possible it if weren't for Brandi and Lisa's falling out this season.
“Brandi and I never got a chance to know each other. It was always 3 steps forward , 2 steps back. I got to know her better this season. We are still getting to know each other. I think that if she were still close with Lisa we wouldn’t have had an opportunity to get to know each other.”
“On our show, there are certain people who want to project this perfect persona like there’s nothing wrong in the world,” Brandi said. “Like Lisa Vanderpump used to live deep in the Valley and was filing for bankruptcy — and she doesn’t want to talk about that. That’s interesting to me.”
Exactly what is wrong with being broke, working hard to earn money, and then moving up? If Lisa got herself out of bankruptcy and is now financially solvent how is that anyone's business? Oh is because Lisa didn't act like a complete trashbox in the process like Drunki?
Sigh. Grasping at cocktail straw, Brandi, grasping at cocktail straws and slurping up alll the vodka.
Hey readers! I am about to blow you away with some secret intel from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You are going to be totally shocked, I'm sure. Here it is…Carlton Gebbia is really not a fan of Kyle Richards. Oh, you already gathered that? We all must be as intuitive as Carlton is! After the witchy blow-up on Monday's episode, Carlton is recapping her showdown with Kyle in her Bravo blog. Lisa Vanderpump always seems to get sucked into these dinner parties, doesn't she?
Carlton begins with her observations about Kyle, writing, "Watching Kyle's talking head as she's constantly rude about Lisa (her friend) only compounds and confirms my feelings towards her. Talk about smiling at one's face and then stabbing them in the back. But I guess that's her M.O. I know I'm not wrong about her, and I definitely know I'm not the only one who feels this."