Well, this is rich coming from the woman who’s consistently made nearly every cast mate (and viewer) of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills feel itchy and squirmy with her creepy, intrusive behavior for the past two months! Yes, our very own Kim Richards interventionist herself, Eden Sassoon,is now calling out Dorit Kemsley’s comments to Erika Girardi as inappropriate and “uncomfortable” to watch. Looks like battle lines are being drawn for the forthcoming Dorit verus Erika face off in Hong Kong!
Before she dissects that showdown, Eden comments on Kyle Richards’ party the best way she knows how: WITH A MILLION HASHTAGS. Sigh. “As you guys know by now, I love social media #LOL. I’m on it all the time. So I knew the Fat Jewish before going to the party at Kyle’s store. Her store is beautiful! I loved getting to shop while I was hanging out! But, even more than that, I loved watching Kyle get a lap dance from the Fat Jewish #Dying. I don’t think many could hear me in the background, but if you listen close, I was telling her to spank him. #EdenStyle ”
Just in case her lifestyle wasn’t fabulous enough, Lisa Vanderpump is adding a little more glitz and glam to her repertoire! The restaurant owner, philanthropist, and star of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has been named Editor In Chief of the luxury magazine, Beverly Hills Lifestyle.
Lisa, who’s been involved with the magazine for seven years, says she loves writing, “as my fans know from my blogs,” and that her tenure as Editor In Chief is “going to be a passion project for me.” Beverly Hills Lifestyle caters to a readership who are interested in the finer points of travel, food, fashion, and “luxury lifestyle” (hey, Kyle Richards – they stole your mojo!).
After praising Kyle Richards’totally bizarre store party, Eileen addresses being accidentally invited to Lisa Vanderpump‘s Hong Kong trip. “The awkward invitation aside, Hong Kong is still something I’m looking forward to. Despite our past differences, I believe in stopping Yulin, and I do support LVP’s efforts to do so. That’s why I’m happy to spread the word with my ‘couple dozen followers.’ Isn’t Lisa Vanderpump cute?” she snarks.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, “we” had a baby (we’re included in this “we” because at this point we’re all basically Kim and KyleRichards‘ celestial family in twisted sister drama). “We” also planned a trip to Hong Kong to rescue dogs, and we also got our laps squished by an Instagram personality and his giant bottle of rosé.
Where I will let Kyle stand alone is in that awful dress she wore to the Kyle By AleneTwo book signing event. At least Eden Sassoon got the message and wore a kaftan. And Lisa Rinna, well she and her diarrhea stayed home. Erika Girardi also went home – on a private jet with a glam squad. I don’t know why Erika doesn’t cry more often because she has such a pretty cry face!
Dorit Kemsley may be one of the newest additions on The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, but she seems to have learned the housewives diplomacy game quickly (Eden Sassoon, take note!). As evidence, her blog this week praises her allies and subtly shades her frenemies, yet doesn’t quite come out and accuse anyone of anything. Is Dorit playing fake politics? Or just playing it safe – and smart?
It seemed pretty obvious to me that this would be more of an Erika Jayne situation, but I figured she would mix a little bit of her every day life in with her DWTSpersona. Apparently, that’s not the case though. Erika will be all about the outrageous alter ego and I am all for it.
Eden has insisted over and over again that she was only “acting from a place of concern” since she can relate to Kim and Kyle’s dynamic since she is a sober woman whose her sister died from an overdose. On top of that, she was acting based on what Rinna told her instead of making decisions based on her own interactions with Kim and Kyle. Eden has not had a great reception from the RHOBHfandom, so it’s only natural that she would want to defend herself. But it’s definitely going to be an uphill battle for her…