Very, very soon the ladies ofReal Housewives of Beverly Hills will be upon us with their white parties (please spare us Bravo!), their diamond-studded tantrums, and their insults flung like the finest of fine champagne in a Bacarat crystal flute. I'm excited. And of course RHOBH wouldn't be the same without Brandi Glanville spouting her mouth off! So there's also that to look forward to.
This season welcomes two new ladies to the 90210, Joyce Giraud and Carlton Gebbia (which leads me to ask: which witch is the biggest witch? We all know Rambles Richards escaped from Witch Mountain!). Brandi is quick to confess that one new lady she like loves and one… well, not so much!
Dishing on the new season Brandi says it's more shaken than a martini. “It’s such a shakeup, all the friendships change and turn,” she tells Extra. And the new ladies are definitely bringing it!
I always envisioned Brandi Glanville's life as a Lifetime Movie. I mean the love triangle, the spiral into drunken misbehavior, the dating and wardrobe mishaps, the bitchy scheming new wife, the former high-flying career as a model that ended with her being broken hearted, bankrupt, alone and a single mother wandering the aisle of Target adrift in last season's designer. It's perfect right?!
And it appears my fantasy came true. Sort of. It's not quite Brandi's life story gracing the network, but she did nab a role in the upcoming feature Missing At 17. "Just found out my small part in the Lifetime Movie Missing at 17 comes out Oct 19th, I'm not an actress so this should be interesting! :)" Brandi tweeted.
You can't see me, but I am laughing so hard at this story. It is amazing on oh so many wonderful levels, and it involves two ladies who eat, sleep, and breathe drama (and Twitter). What could be better?
You want to sleep with Brandi's husband? Well, she'll just befriend yours and let the whole world know about it. What's more deserving of sympathy than one duped spouse? You guessed it! Two duped spouses.
In season one of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Camille shared that her mother was fighting cancer. Now Camille's rep reveals that she was just diagnosed with early stage endometrial cancer – a cancer that effects the lining of the uterus - and opted to get a radical hysterectomy!
"She underwent a radical hysterectomy today," Camille's rep Howard Bragman told People. "The surgery went well and she is expected to make a complete recovery following a significant recuperation period."
While hosting The Abbey's 8th Annual Christmas in September Charity Event, "Klassless Kyle" turned her wrath towards Lisa's friend Daniel DiCriscio. You may remember him as a former friend of Faye's, who sold him out once she thought she hit the big leagues interior decorating Paris Hilton's pad (which if you've seen The Bling Ring is nothing to brag about from a design standpoint).
Daniel was a guest at the event, invited presumably by Kyle, which he quickly realized was a set-up for the hair-whipping, high-kicking, splits wielding Kyle to scream at him about how much Lisa sucks and accuse of him of trying to ruin her reputation and Faye's. Lovely. Last year the two had issues at an after party for Lisa's appearance on Dancing With The Stars.
So apparently everyone on RHOBH decided to turn against Lisa because she's like a horrible lie-spewing witch from hell and that British accent only seeks to mask her true colors as more evil than Alison DuBouis. Or something.
“All the women on the show have come to realize how conniving and manipulativeLisa is. Brandi [Glanville] was the only one with the balls to actually call her out and do something about it," Brandi a source tells Radar Online.