Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Dorit Kemsley

I’m having a total about face when it comes to Dorit Kemsley. Actually, given Dorit’s confusing hair and wardrobe this season of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, I’d say she’s having a total about face about her own self! Something seems very off with her, and she’s driving everything to hell in a designer handbag!

Dorit lives in a fake prosperous world where she is your fun, eccentric friend doing zany but delightful things. The kind of friend who cosplays Erika Girardi (not Jayne!) and has NO idea how insanely insane she comes across. I think that instead I’ll just focus on Ken gently placing a newborn dog inside his shirt, kangaroo pouch-style, and softly holding it there until the puppy dozed off. It belongs on an Anne Geddes calendar, or in one of Lisa Rinna‘s bubbles of white light, because it was perfection. 

Dorit Kemsley

Unfortunately it looks like that failed meetup for drinks between Dorit Kemsley and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave is going to get dragged out for a few episodes this season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Teddi texted Dorit as soon as she got to the restaurant and Dorit left her hanging for fifty four minutes, insisting that she was too busy to send her a text because she was on the phone. News flash: you actually can text while you’re on the phone.

Both women shared their version of the story in their subsequent lunch dates with other cast members, but they haven’t discussed it with each other…. yet.

Kyle Confronts Lisa Rinna

When I watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I am intimidated by Lisa Vanderpump and there’s a television screen and two thousand miles between us. Well, that and the fact that we have never interacted in any way, shape, or form. Still, if I’m that intimidated, I can’t imagine how Lisa Rinna feels when Vanderpump throws her under the bus whenever she can.

A lot of the time Sometimes the insults are deserved. Other times they just make for great TV. For the most part Rinna is in on the joke and just laughs along with Vanderpump. For someone who can dish it out, it doesn’t seem like LVP can take it, since Rinna can’t even watch old RHOBH episodes on Instagram story without upsetting people. Nothing she said on those Instagram stories compares to the constant barrage of insults that Rinna receives from Vanderpump. Obviously the self-proclaimed queen of the show is upset about the Instagram stories and her fellow OG cast member Kyle Richards is on her side- of course. I don’t blame anyone for not wanting to go against Lisa Vanderpump.

Melissa Gorga Wants To Collaborate With Erika Jayne; Shares Where She Stands With Former Cast Mates Caroline Manzo, Jacqueline Laurita, & Amber Marchese

There are few things that I love more than a Real Housewife attempting a music career. If the song is great, then that gives me another bop to listen to. If the song is terrible, it’s entertaining for a totally different reason. I will listen to it just as much (if not more). It’s really a win-win for the super fans like myself.

That’s why I miss Melissa Gorga’s early days on Real Housewives of New Jersey when she wanted to be a pop star and her husband built a recording studio in their basement. These days she is caught up with her clothing story Envy and all of that restaurant drama, but if she ever wanted to record another song, I would be all for it.

Instagram Roundup: Kyle Richards, LeeAnne Locken, Kristen Doute, Jenelle Evans, & More!

It’s tough for the reality TV super fans to keep up with all of their favorite shows, let alone all of the cast members on Instagram. Fortunately for you, I did all of the social media lurking for this week’s Instagram Roundup.

Vanderpump Rules stars Jax Taylor, Tom Sandoval, and Tom Schwartz enjoyed a boys weekend away at Big Bear. There’s still no word on who’s the “number one guy in this group,” but it looks like they all had a good time, which is something Jax could really use these days following the recent death of his father Ronald Cauchi.

Brandi Glanville

If it feels like the hookup between former Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler has been in the news for years, that’s because it literally has been. Brandi shared the story back in 2012 and people are still talking about it in 2018.

And by people I mean Brandi Glanville and Gerard Butler are still talking about. When Gerard stopped by the Bravo clubhouse as a guest on Watch What Happens Live, it was inevitable that their tryst would become a topic of conversation. It was. And it didn’t take long for Brandi to clap back with her version of events.

Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave

Just when Dorit Kemsley was starting to win over some of her haters, she stood up Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave after inviting her to get drinks. In the grand scheme of things, this is not a huge deal, but Dorit comes across as rude and self-involved, to put it mildly.

The episode was complete with time stamps, so it’s easy to see that the narrative for this incident will go in Teddi’s favor, but Dorit did attempt to change that when she tattled to Kyle Richards with her version of the story.

Brandi Glanville Says Lisa Vanderpump Plans Her Dialogue & Story Lines & Lisa And Kyle Richards Don’t Even Like Each Other

The only thing worse than a bitter breakup is the demise of a close friendship. Losing a pal who knows where all the bodies are buried cannot be easy. Case in point: Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville used to be best friends on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills until it all went horribly wrong before and after Brandi got booted from the show.

Now Brandi is spilling all of the tea when it comes to her former bestie and life behind the scenes as a Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.