Joanna Krupa's wedding will be part of her season 3 storyline on Real Housewives of Miami, but she's been sharing photos and details from the wedding and bachelorette party ahead of the series premiere (set for August 12th).
Looking at the photos, we can see that in the new season of RHOM, we can expect to see dancing on tables, blowup dolls and some gorgeous gowns. Hopefully Joanna's bachelorette party won't be on the same level as Tamra Barney's. At least if there are strippers involved, they'll be experienced Vegas strippers and not the raunchy molesty kind from Puerto Vallarta.
Above Joanna shared, "Goofing around w Chris at the end of the wedding nite not wanting to leave lol @SybariteDesigns."
So, while I love reality television, I am so far behind on actual "respected" entertainment. Case in point? I am still trying to catch up on the movies that were up for Oscars in February. I highly recommend Lincoln and Silver Linings Playbook. I know, I know, you've probably already seen them!
That said, last night, I finally watched D'Jango Unchained. Amazing, but I can't stomach Tarantino's caricatures of violence. I also can't handle Jamie Foxx. He's brilliant. He's talented. He made me sob in the theater when I saw Ray. He isJuilliard trained. And then he became a rapper. In my head, he went backwards.
His spiral continues, apparently. Now, Jamie is allegedly dating Cristy Rice from season one of Real Housewives of Miami. The man won an Oscar for gosh's sake. He needs to call up Charlize Theron or Halle Berry (except they're taken…no biggie). Whatever. Nothing shocks me anymore. Maybe Cristy is nicer than she appeared on RHOM. Maybe?
Ana Quincoces is the latest Real Housewife to fall on hard times financially, possibly facing foreclosure on her home in Coral Gables, Florida.
According to Zillow, The Real Housewives of Miami star has been trying to sell her home (off and on) since September of 2011 for $2.4 million to no avail. In February of 2013, Ana's home status was recorded as in default for $1.5 million and she was served with papers, starting the foreclosure process.
There haven't been any updates recently to show whether Ana has been able to make arrangements to modify her mortgage and save the home, like Jacqueline Laurita recently did with hers.
Karent Sierra is also not included in the cast – at all! Rumor has it she was fired, although she of course says she quit! Also, surprising no new Housewives have been added, but last season's part-timer Alexia Echevarria returns as a full-time Housewife. Things should be very interesting…
Continue reading to see the official cast photos and the trailer for the new season.
Angelina Jolie had better watch her back! It seems that Brad Pitt may have eyes for another lady…of course, he'll have to fight Andy Cohen for her. For those of you who saw Brad's new World War Z this weekend, you may know who I'm talking about!
We all know you don't have to be an actual wife to be one of the Real Housewives of Miami (or Real Housewives of Anywhere, for that matter!), but we're quickly learning that you aren't even technically married unless your wedding takes place in front of a Bravo camera crew.