Another seemingly happy couple thrown in to shock fans and add an ounce of normalcy to this ridiculous (yet oh, so addictive) reality series? Check. Bachelor Nation is aghast, I’m sure! One more fame hungry couple (or three!) that is trying to stay relevant by hitching its wagon to another show? Yes, please. Thanks for introducing us, Real Housewives of New Jersey (and Mob Wives)! A secret, and likely salacious duo (or trio…) tossed in for that added bonus of crazy? Why, of course!
You know at this point, I have to be referring to the upcoming season of Marriage Boot Camp, right? The Bachelor in Paradise newlyweds (and my all-time favorite reality couple), Jade Roper and Tanner Tolbert are on-hand to represent Chris Harrison’s camp, and they are joined by some familiar names that could definitely use the help!
Happy Birthday Joe Gorga! It’s time to celebrate the momentous day this prodigious Italian Stallion graced the universe with his On Display-ness. Praise the great god of Sprinkle Cookies and Fabellini!
I don’t know what birthday Joe is celebrating, but being that he has the maturity of your average 7-year-old, we’re counting down his 7 most OMG moments on Real Housewives Of New Jersey.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of New Jersey we officially bid “Arrivederci” to Bravo’s bankrupt and brokedown version of Lucy and Ethel, because Teresa Giudice finally told Jacqueline Laurita to take her prosciutto and shove it! She has her own Thankyouverymuch. Or maybe it was the other way around? Oh, and Juicy will be rolley-bagging his homemade wine all the way home!
Things started off on the right foot, at least, with nobody having envy over anybody else. Well, maybe Melissa Gorga envies Poison, ’cause now that she’s a business owner/mom she has to do double the work while STILL listening to him complain. At least the Gorgadices are stepping in the right direction, though! Melissa even invites Teresa and Milania to watch her three kids walk in New York Fashion Week.
On tonight’s episode, Joe and Teresa Giudice attempt to have dinner with Chris andJacqueline Laurita but it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Jacs and Teresa’s recently rekindled friendship is blown to hell when Jacqueline accuses Teresa of blaming everyone else for her crimes and slams her for filing a fraudulent bankruptcy.
It’s good to be a member of the Wakile family! Real Housewives of New Jerseystar Kathy Wakile and her family just kicked off an amazing summer vacation in Europe. Kathy, husband Rich, and their two kids, Victoria and Joseph, started off their trip in Barcelona Spain a few days ago and then headed over to Greece. We’ve been stalking their Instagram accounts for the vacation porn, and not to mention the amazing food porn!
Kathy and Rich have worked hard and it’s good to see them playing hard, too. New mansion, summer trip to Europe – looks like 2016 is definitely their year!
It is very obvious that Milania is more than comfortable being in front of the camera, so it makes perfect sense for her to branch out on her own. Sadly, Milania does not have her own TV show – yet – but she does have her own YouTube channel now, which is very cool for a 10-year-old girl.
At this point, I am just impatiently waiting for the drama to go down between Jacqueline Laurita and enemies turned best friendsTeresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga. We all know that the harmony between Jacqueline and Teresa won’t last for long, so I’m ready for the good stuff to happen. In the mean time we have to sit around and watch Jacqueline try her best to be Teresa’s sidekick all while she makes passive aggressive digs about New Jersey’s queen.
Without a doubt, Jacqueline was pissed off when Teresa didn’t flip out on Siggy Flicker for bringing up the tabloid rumors about Joe Giudice’s alleged adultery – especially since it went horribly awry in 2011 when Jacqueline mentioned tabloid gossip. I didn’t buy it for a second when Jacqueline feigned that she was happy that Teresa had a calmer reaction. As per usual, Jacqueline found another way to throw Teresa under the bus so she can try to bring her down, even though it somehow never works. Jacqueline never makes an impact with her insults, but she still tries.
In the past few seasons of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I felt like Joe Gorga was a pretty lovable side character. He liked the camera way too much and got uncomfortably naked at random times, but he was still seemed like a good and humorous person.
But this season is not a good look for Joe, especially when it comes to his thoughts on Melissa Gorga opening up her clothing boutique Envy. Not only was he not down with the business idea, but he also seemed uncomfortable “watching” his own kids and sharing the home responsibilities with Melissa. I’m calling it now that Melissa will be bombarded with questions about this at the reunion, but for now it seems like Melissa is focusing on the bright side when it comes to her husband and her business.