Mark Behar, a celebrity security specialist who was hired to follow Joe in Teresa’s absence, says Juicy has been wasting hours of his day at the bar, drinking heavily, and puffing on cigars! Maybe he should call ultimate sober companion Brandi Glanville!
Nothing like a little snow day delirium to get the instagram videos flowin’! Melissa Gorga and Jacqueline Laurita have been putting all the bad New Jersey weather to good use with a little blizzard fun!
Together with their husbands Joe Gorga and Chris Laurita, the Real Housewives Of New Jersey stars busted into the wine cellar and had an old fashioned dance party and tons of rotten egg smelling wine and karaoke!
“Snowed in!!! We are delirious!!” Melissa wrote. Clearly. She got her best J. Faux on and while Jacqueline and Chris Laurita mimicked a raunchy high school dance while the chaperones were distracted by someone sneaking in Boone’s Farms!
Then Melissa and Poison belted out a little Michael Bolton! I warn you – it’s worse than Melissa’s usual singing. In fact there was lots of karaoke! “I’m totally sober by the way,” Jacqueline insisted. OK, yeah, you can judge for yourself.
You can watch their silly fun in the snow videos below!
It was a kitchen battle royale for some reality stars last night on the Food Network. Chopped featured four of reality’s finest competing for $10,000 for their favorite charity in a challenge that featured vegetable cream cheese, biscuit dough, and cherry pie filling…hopefully not all in the same dish!
One thing is for sure, though; Andy Cohen cannot imagine a world which does not include RHONJ. I bet neither can the sequin and spray tan manufacturers.
“I can’t imagine not filming the Real Housewives of New Jersey,” said Andy. “It’s a big franchise for Bravo. I think whatever we do, we’re going to do it the right way, so we’re still figuring that out right now.”
In December, Amber insisted waiting for Teresa to film season seven would be “silly,” adding, “I think they have an excellent cast, as is, and we can carry on.” Later, Jim argued that Teresa wasn’t the star of the show. He even pointed out that the most talked about episodes from season six – the trip to Florida – had nothing to do with Teresa.
So, it’s been ten months, and the house still isn’t done. Friend and neighbor of the New Jersey housewives, Tom Murro, shared a picture of the outside with Reality Tea, which you can see below. To put it bluntly… it is MASSIVE. I will never understand why Rich and Kathy chose to build such a ridiculously large house on the brink of an empty nest. To each their own, I guess.
Much to my dismay (total HGTV junkie here!) Kathy hasn’t shared many pics of the building process, but she is deep in the throes of closet planning right now – dark, light, his and hers, one level, two level. #RichPeopleProblems See the pics below!
Now home, Melissa took to Twitter to respond to the criticism. Well some of it. She chose to ignore the comments about Teresa. As she should in my opinion. As for the questions about $ and RHONJ, Melissa laughed them off.
Jacqueline shared the photo of the article on her Instagram account. The magazine was giving big props to blk and even shared that it’s a favorite drink among the Victoria’s Secret models. Who knew? I’m sure the Lauritas and the Manzos are pretty happy campers this morning. Can’t beat that kind of press and endorsement!