The reunion episodes are usually pretty epic on Real Housewives of New Jersey, so I don’t blame Dolores Catania for being nervous before she films her first one. Apparently she is so nervous that she is thinking ahead – and I’m not just talking about what she plans to say, she is also doing whatever she can to look her best and that includes getting a cosmetic procedure on her booty.
That seems like a lot of effort considering that she is going to be sitting the entire time – unless Dolores breaks out of character and decides to get up and storm off. Not only that, but the ladies usually wear long dresses so I’m really not seeing the need to get any kind of procedure specifically to film this reunion, but it could just be more of a confidence boost type of thing for all I know. She opened up about her reunion trepidation and why she decided to fix (what she perceives to be) problem areas before the ladies get together to film.
To Vermont we go! To Vermont we go… You can take the girls out of Jersey but you can’t take the Real Housewives Of New Jersey out of the girls! Even if you put them in big giant snow boots and plain old terry cloth bathrobes. Last night also signified the return of Kim D (for Desperate!), which in my book is always a good thing! Run on with the big boys, Kim, run on!
Melissa Gorga has lofty ideas to turn the trip to Vermont into one last relaxing weekend for Teresa Giudice before Joe goes to prison and Teresa becomes a single mom. Melissa even invited Teresa’s close friends Robyn and Christina. Unfortunately, Teresa’s girls weekend is beset by problems from the get-go. Two of those problems are named Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pieri.
Jacqueline starts off giving her take on Michael Rapaport calling her vicious, “I’m glad he’s such a fan of the show and I hope he keeps watching and supporting the show. I think all of us have been vicious on the show. And Michael, I think you’ve been a little vicious yourself.”
Luckily, they don’t have to go far from home to explode into some major drama! Ostensibly the trip is supposed to be a relaxing last hurrah for Teresa before Joe heads to prison and she becomes a single mom, but you know they invited Jacqueline Laurita so…
I know many are criticizing Teresa Giudice for not wanting a relationship with her cousins Kathy Wakile and Rosie Pierri. Plus, she was super cold when they showed up at the book signing. Teresa can be polarizing, but it does seem like she has a legitimate reason to not want to be around Rosie and Kathy.
Teresa has a ton going on right now – she is basically a single mom to her four daughters since Joe Giudice is in prison. She’s trying hard to hustle and provide for her family. And Teresa only wants to be a part of situations that are positive. So, if she doesn’t view interacting with her cousins as positive, that makes sense. Tre also got more specific about what Kathy and Rosie did (and didn’t do) to offend her so greatly.
It seemed quick and I was very confused by the “I’m proud of you” line. It came off like it was blurted out and I didn’t feel the magic that I was expecting from the moment. Well, I wasn’t the only one who wasn’t feeling that part of the episode, since Ashlee critiqued it in a post on social media.