Siggy Flicker is always crying on Real Housewives of New Jersey. It doesn’t seem like anyone has done anything against Siggy, yet she is always overwhelmed by other people’s drama for some reason. Honestly, I always felt like she was just hyping up her persona as a “relationship expert,” but Siggy insists that there’s more to her seemingly constant cry fest.
Siggy is opening up about her life after the show has stopped filming instead of during. It really doesn’t seem like she shares much of her personal life on the show itself, which throws me off, but at least she is explaining her flood of tears.
I’m glad Jacqueline Laurita is back on Real Housewives of New Jersey. She’s a bit of a loose cannon and just lays it all out there, giving zero effs about holding back. She used to be an amazing Tipsy Tweeter but nowadays we’ll have to settle for her bitchy blogging instead. After last night’s episode Jacqueline has plenty to say, especially where Melissa Gorga is concerned. Get your popcorn and pinot because it’s a long one.
She shared, “After seeing that episode, I realized I was right about the feelings of doubt I was having about Teresa and Melissa. They were clearly not my friends before we ever got to Vermont.” Adding, “I was really upset when Teresa and Melissa brought up Strippergate to me and tried to turn it around on me. In fact, I was blown away. They both know the truth. I thought it was dirty that they teamed up to do that to me. I’m certainly not proud of the way I acted at dinner.”
Siggy Flicker may be Real Housewives Of New Jersey‘s resident (self-appointed) relationship expert, but I’m questioning her sanity and her advice. I mean for all this tawk about soldiers, she’s sure turned into one of Jacqueline Laurita‘s right quick! Jacqueline’s bite is just as scary as her bark, so I get it.
As Dolores Catania warns, Siggy better stop throwing salami and provolone into the pen because when she runs out the Jacqocerous is going to get very angry and chomp her hand.
Honestly, Dolores is far more capable as a relationship expert when it comes to the chaos of Jersey than Siggy.
Melissa Gorga isn’t kidding when she describes Jacqueline Laurita‘s behavior in Vermont as “all all sorts of CRAZY.” Because, well, Jacqueline’s behavior in general is pretty much completely crazy.
The ladies of Real Housewives Of New Jersey tried to take a relaxing vacation, but “obviously that didn’t happen.” For Melissa, At least one thing was cleared up in Vermont – she had a serious epiphany about Jacqueline!
“That night in Vermont confirmed for me that Jacqueline is a sh–ty friend, completely unstable, and someone that NEVER had an interest in helping our family or being my friend,” seethes Melissa.
“You know the saying — Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice… Well, that’s how I feel after everything that happened with Jacqueline on this episode. I really thought we were on the right path as friends, until that screwed up dinner.”
Siggy starts off, “I’m officially done trying to fix what doesn’t want to be fixed. I joined RHONJ with the best intentions; I wanted to bring peace, not to be thrown into the middle of a war zone that doesn’t have an ending in sight. With each episode that passes, I’m slowly realizing that this entire scenario just may not be “fixable.””