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Real Housewives Of New York Recap: A Picture’s Worth A Thousand Toaster Ovens

by Mary on August 14th, 2012

It is a rarity to watch an episode of Real Housewives of New York and have any idea what is going on. With the constant insertion of Pinot Singer‘s insanity, I often find myself staring at the TV, mouth agape, simply wondering what the eff?

I generally put Sonja Morgan in the category of ‘nice person under duress’… I’ve pondered whether or not she has Stockholm Syndrome. My pondering is over… the former Mrs. Morgan is now co-captain on the batshit crazy train and headed straight to the asylum. I only hope the drugs are as strong as the delusions.

So last night I’m pretty sure viewers were left with many questions, the most important of all being: How is Sonja friends with a supposed super high-end important NY society people and who the hell let Pinot invade a party with her bad behavior, gross wine, and twenty-years past cute cocktail attire? Only a crazy person would allow that to go on. Where is the Sonja that demanded Alex McCord, her hideous dress, and her equally hideous manners get out of her house? More on all of this later, but first let’s start with Carole Radziwill‘s Christmas dinner.

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Aviva Drescher Discusses Sonja Morgan’s Relationship With Harry; Slams Her For Hanging Out With An Alleged Deadbeat Dad! Plus, LuAnn de Lesseps Is Déclassé At GLAAD Event!

by Mary on August 13th, 2012

Aviva Drescher and Sonja Morgan have already started the tepid steps to disband their barely consecrated friendship. Following a disastrous trip to Miami and Sonja’s friendship with Aviva’s ex-husband (the intrepid, blundering, moon-faced, womanizer Harry Dubin), Aviva has about had it up to [insert Harry's disappearing hairline] HERE.

In her Bravo blog the Real Housewives of New York star expresses just what is so troublesome about Sonja’s relationship with Harry. Aviva is forthcoming and honest in her sentiments, which is quite frankly shocking (albeit) refreshing for a Housewife and for that we thank you.

“If I had a magic wand, I would have married Reid 12 years ago and had Harrison and Veronica as ours without having to share them. Sharing children with ex-spouses can be very challenging. It becomes even more painful when you have to pretend to get along with your ex around your children,” Aviva begins.

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RHONY Cast Feuds Over Twitter! LuAnn de Lesseps Accused Of Mistreating The Band On Monday’s Episode & Alex McCord Vlogs Again!

by Mary on August 9th, 2012

The ratings on Real Housewives of New York are ~~finally~~ really picking up – which coincidentally coincides with an increase in drama. Out to demonstrate that the on-screen drama matches the off-screen drama the ladies took to Twitter following Monday’s episode to square-off and call each other out. Taking most of the beating? Why Pinot Singer, of course!

First up, Ramona chose to involve herself in the business matters between Heather Thomson and Sonja Morgan. If you recall, Heather announced that Sonja was not a client, because, well clients pay and Sonja she was receiving some friendly advice free of charge.

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LuAnn de Lesseps’ Mom Puts Her On Blast; Claims Her Tubes Are Tied!

by Mary on August 8th, 2012

LuAnn de Lesseps just wants to have a ~~storyline~~ baby, y’all. She wants to keep her much younger man by proving she’s not so close to menopause after all. Or does she?

In a new report by the Huffington Post, the Real Housewives of New York star’s MOTHER claims LuAnn doesn’t want any more kiddies because she had her tubes tied following the birth of her son Noelle. Noelle is now 16.

“Luann’s tubes were tied after her last kid,” LuAnn’s 80-year-oldish mother announced at the RHONY premiere in June. When asked to clarify, her mother was emphatic: “Her tubes are tied!”

LuAnn claims her mother was merely joking. “If she said that, it’s my mother’s way of joking,” Luann insists. This seems about as much of a joke as the Ramona Pinot caper at the Wine Olympics.

Adding, “She had seven children, and at this point, she would rather travel with me than babysit, but it’s absolutely not true.”

[Photo Credit: PNP/WENN.com]

TELL US – WHOSE TELLING THE TRUTH: THE EX-COUNTESS OR THE EX-COUNTESS’ MUMMY?

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PHOTOS: Real Housewives of New York And Miami Attend GLAAD Event In NYC

by Reality Tea on August 8th, 2012

The casts of Real Housewives of New York and Real Housewives of Miami turned out last night for the 2012 Glaad Manhattan Summer Event.

Among those in attendance: Aviva Drescher, Luann de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan, Alexia Echevarria, Marysol Patton, non-housewife ‘Pregnant in Heels’ star Rosie Pope and more!

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Real Housewives of New York Recap: Pinot & Bizzness Don’t Mix

by Mary on August 7th, 2012

Sometimes I watch these shows and I have no idea what happens. It’s just a passive aggressive cluster eff of pinot slurring, sloshing, and rambling. On last night’s episode of Real Housewives of New York it was just one big Poopy the Pig moment after another.

So where shall we begin? Ahhh… the bellows of an UES town home situmatated next to a parking garage. No bueno. In the belly of the beast sits Sonja T. Morgan, wearing the merest blush of pink, sipping her water and preparing to be wowed by the business savvy of Heather Thomson and her Yummy Tummy brand expert.

There is also a surprise guest: Pinot Singer, sporting what I can only describe as an outfit straight from Gianni Versace’s 1992 collection. Oh, that blouse with that belt. Please – save this woman from both her pinot and her dated wardrobe.

So yeah, Heather and her brand people arrive and it’s head-butting and butt-head acting and sniping and waffling and furtive glares and Ramona holding court like she’s Sonja’s bodyguard. She’s interrupting and speaking over people and acting like people take her seriously. All of Heather’s team was just eying her warily and mentally assessing that based on this shenanigan Sonja’s toaster oven was going to burn.

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Couples Therapy Welcomes Self-Proclaimed Happy Couples Silex from RHONY and Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison from Creepyville

by Lauren on August 7th, 2012

Quick question…how can you tell when people just want to live their lives in the reality television spotlight? Apparently the answer lies within VH1′s show Couples Therapy. It seems to be the show that has-been reality couples go to revive their careers (how’s that working out, ~~Guard and Protect~~ Kasey Kahl?). Even the couples who are adamant about their strong unions seem so seek out the “self-help” show when they fall off the reality radar.

Case in point? Silex. Alex McCord and Simon Van Kempen were attached at the hip for their seasons on Real Housewives of New York. The goo-goo-ga-ga couple often bragged about their intense connection and spending minimal time apart. In fact, the couple spent a ridiculous amount of time looking down their noses at their counterparts for not having as strong a union as they shared…maybe by “union” I mean wardrobe…

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LuAnn de Lesseps Warns Adrienne Maloof Not To Let Reality TV Destroy Her Family, Plus Alex McCord Refuses To Stop Vlogging!

by Mary on August 6th, 2012

LuAnn de Lesseps is a notorious know-it-all but there’s one subject she actually may have some authority on: reality TV and one’s marriage. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Adrienne Maloof recently announced she was separating from her husband of ten-years, Paul Nassif.

Well LuAnn, knowing from experience, warns Adrienne not to let a reality show interfere with her marriage or her family. I mean after all, one doesn’t want to become a disgraced discountess!

“Don’t let reality TV mess with your family,” the Real Housewives of New York star warns Adrienne. LuAnn has experienced her husband’s infidelity (and her own) becoming a show plot-line and she has also been involved in accusations against her teenaged daughter on the show.

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