Last night the ladies of Real Housewives Of New York headed to Miami. No one was very happy about it except for Luann de Lesseps who is eager for the opportunity to show off her amazing, transformational, earth shattering, soul mating love – again. Yes, I think the operative word is “mating”. With other Housewives that is! Which begs the question: are three Housewives better than one?
I understand why Bethenny doesn’t want to go, since sharks smell blood, but why can’t the other ladies go as planned? Bethenny can remain in NYC, get her surgery, and then launch Skinnygirl Tampons or something. We all know she doesn’t want to go, and none of the other women actually want her to go – except for maybe Carole Radziwill, who seems to have more fun sans Beth. Beth On/Beth Off – and Mr. Miyagi says you control your own destiny, Carole
Sonja Morgan is on her annual European vacation with stops in St. Tropez and Majorca. She returned yesterday and shared some photos of her living the fabulous life!
There the Real Housewives Of New York star partied with BFF Carole Ascher (Why isn’t SHE on the show?!), Ivanna Trump, and more of the jet set. Other than the beautiful scenery, there are beautiful people (hello models!). Kind of reminds you that once upon a time Sonjareally did live the high life – no wonder she has such a hard time taking criticism from the other Housewives about her past.
To set the tone of the night, Andy plays a video montage of Luann‘s bragging on tonight’s episode of Real Housewives of New York, titled Gloating While Boating starring Luann de Lesseps. Ramona says Luann’s enthusiasm is “over the top.”
Carole has no story line and I’m tired of hearing about her pet-related “drama.” I miss the days of Carole owning people in arguments and throwing shade in the on-camera interviews – but that’s just not how Carole rolls these days.
There are two things that I’m done with in regard to the current season of Real Housewives of New York. First off, I’m tired of everyone selectively excluding (and picking on) my girl Sonja Morgan. Second, I’m so not here for an entire season with Luann de Lesseps accusing all the other women of being jealous just because she is engaged to Tom D’Agostino.
Needless to say, I’m really so annoyed that Luann acts like she does not care about Tom’s romantic/sexual past, but she constantly puts down Sonja when she talks about her interactions with him. I’m so happy Sonja is finally standing up for herself.
First, Michael weighs in on current Real Housewives story lines. AboutTeresa Giudice‘s emotional return, he says, “Great TV. Her hair was fantastic – best hair line in the business.” As for Real Housewives of New Jersey‘s newbies, Siggy Flicker and Dolores Catania, he loves them both. About a post-face lift Siggy showing up in bandages, Michael says, “This woman has balls.” He adds that Dolores is fantastic and has a beautiful family.
Recent photos show Michael and Eleyse holding hands, snuggling, and shopping together in Manhattan. Apparently they are planning to move in together! Jules and Michael are reportedly still residing in the same apartment as they await a separation hearing scheduled for September 8th.
First Ramona marvels that this season has been truly nuts. “I don’t think I’ve ever had this much drama in my life – not even with my divorce!” she laughed. Luckily she is there as the problem-solver to help guide these girls through their issues, right?