What a weird Real Housewives Of Orange Countyreunion; filled with a whole lot of nothing with a few juicy bits stuffed in between, hanging out here and there, kind of like the weird smooches of flesh hanging over the cut-outs of Tamra Judge‘s very complicated dress. Seriously – Forever XXII is for 21 year olds!
Overall this has been a very weird season of Real Housewives Of Orange County. It’s almost Old Testament in its Biblical ruthlessness of judgement and excoriating righting of wrongs. It’s an eye-for-an-eye, or in this case a Jesus Barbie for a Jesus Jugs.
Let’s just break down the important doo-dads before we get to Briana Culberson. Who Brooks is also threatening to sue!
When Shannon Beador shared on Instagram that “someone with no moral compass” was “stalking” her at the USC game this weekend, I had a hunch that someone was David Beador‘s former mistress.
Apparently, it was, and it didn’t end well.
Multiple sources report, Shannon and David‘s mistress Nicole McMackin got into a heated confrontation at the football game. But who is to blame – the Real Housewives of Orange County star or the mistress?
On the first part of the reunion, Vicki and Meghan butted heads about buying cars for their daughters and debated about whether a woman loves biological kids more than step kids or adopted kids. Hayley took issue with Gunvalson’s comments about her education and more. She shared with People magazine, “She is in her 50s, and she has the audacity to attack my life when she doesn’t know me. She hasn’t even met me! She sits around and talks about how I don’t deserve a car and how uneducated I am, when I worked so hard to take care of my sick mom.”
During the reunion Tamra shared that her oldest daughter Sidney no longer wants to live with her or have a relationship.Naturally, Tamra blames Satan, who loves confusion her ex-husband Simon Barney, with whom Tamra is embroiled in a nasty custody battle. Tamra accused Simon of manipulating Sidney and causing their damaged relationship. On the reunion, Tamra cried that she has done all she can to fix things.
Now, for the first time, Tamra’s daughter Sidney, 17, is possibly giving her side of the story.
In a scathing email, read aloud during the Real Housewives Of Orange County reunion, the original Jesus Barbie (or Jesus Jugs, depending on who you ask), Alexis Bellino publicly called into question Tamra Judge‘s newfound relationship with Jesus. Reacting to criticism that her treatment of Tamra’s faith was decidedly unchristian, Alexis reveals that Andy Cohen left out the crucial parts of her email which was supportive of Tamra finding the Lord – if she’s sincere!
In her email Alexis accused Tamra of making a mockery of Christianity and using faith as a storyline. Tamra’s reaction was to call Alexis a bad Christian – because Tamra is now the expert in that department. #SatanLovesConfusion
Alexis clarified her comments on Instagram. “I was not trying to judge Tamra, I just wanted to make sure this was all coming from a good place, so please do not judge me,” Alexis explained. Alexis – you can let me judge Tamra for you – I don’t mind the wrath of Tamra’s fake Jesus.
Shannon acknowledged that part one of the reunion wasn’t all that juicy, “The bottom line is, there was a lot of ground to cover, so you are going to see the most tame stuff [first]. Parts two and three of the reunion are going to be crazy.” A follower insinuated that Shannon, Heather, Meghan, and Tamra planned to ambush Vicki at the reunion. “There’s no planned ambush,” she insisted. “Everyone went in there saying their truth. When you see the reunion parts two and three you’re going to be blown away. It’s mind blowing.”