With part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion, we are finally drawing to a close on the season. A messy, messy season. Case in point, we left last week’s reunion with Robyn Dixon trash talking cast mate Ashley Darby for all of her pot stirring and not minding her own business when it comes to Robyn’s marriage/not marriage. We rejoin part two in the exact same spot, with the ladies checking their phones, being touched up by makeup, and Robyn telling Charrisse Jackson-Jordan that she would beat Ashley’s ass if it wasn’t for the cameras.
This doesn’t seem like a great place to pick up and thankfully, it’s not, so instead, the husbands (Big Drawers and the BBG), ex-husbands (Juan), and soon to be ex-husbands (Michael) join the stage. Andy is not about to waste any precious time and goes right in on Juan, asking why he was so reluctant to join them. Clearly, someone from Bravo had to get on the phone and beg.
As far as reunions go, The Real Housewives of Potomac are starting off slow. Sure, there was plenty of arguing and we even had a few false accusations and one reference to someone getting their ass beat. But for the most part, the ladies decided to use part one of the reunion as a warm up.
Before we go any further, let’s get to what really matters: rating their outfits from best to worst. I know y’all think I’m too hard on Miss Monique FIVE HOUSES Samuels and tonight will be no exception, but I have to give it to her as the best dressed of the night. Sure, the skirt of her ice skater dress was a tad extra, but the color was beautiful on her and her hair and makeup were flawless. I’m going to give Ashley Darby a close second for beautiful hair and makeup but had to deduct points for that dress that was one structured chest strap short of being found in the Star Trek costume closet.
Part one of The Real Housewives of Potomac reunion is upon us! Tonight the ladies of Potomac will rehash the drama of the past season and hopefully some lingering questions will be answered. We’re looking at you, Karen Huger!
After Gizelle Bryant‘s tea-spilling stint on Watch What Happens Live last week, Charrisse Jackson-Jordan is firing back. Gizelle accused Charrisse of having a “fireman” boyfriend on the side. Charrisse, still technically married to the invisible Eddie Jordan, did not take too kindly to Gizelle spreading her business all over the airwaves even though they’re both on reality TV and have opened their lives up to public scrutiny.
The Real Housewives of Potomac star admits, “I was very disappointed that Gizelle would stoop to the level of being on a national station talking about my life, that she knows nothing about, creating a lie just for attention and airtime. I don’t know why I’m surprised because that’s the type of person we dealt with all season, but this to me was an all-time low for her to even go there.”
Before we get to the hubby drama, Andy Cohen reintroduces the ladies of Potomac. Last seen, Robyn Dixon was calling for “SECURRRRRITY!” to stop her from beating Katie Rost’s petulant behind with her bedazzled shoe. Still heated as Katie continually cuts her off, Robyn shrugs, “F-k it!” then offers a “This b*tch” under her breath before continuing.
Ashley Darby came out of her first reunion (part one anyway) looking fairly decent – at least in her attitude. Considering the fashion faux-pax that was the entire cast (it was truly like a fashion fail drive-by – EVERYONE got hit!), Ashley may have come out looking a teeeeensy bit better than the rest. Sure, she took a bullet or two, but maybe those sequins protected her from grave injury? #PromGownDefense
The spunky Real Housewives of Potomac star reflects on Karen Huger calling her a “stray” on the couches, and how all of the other women are simply jealous – of her man (uh, that’s questionable), her money, and her life. Ashley accuses,”Karen calling me a stray was as blatant as a drag queen’s contour. There’s absolutely no way that can be misconstrued, and as a woman who ‘owns her s***’ she should’ve kept it 100. I’m not sure what pound Karen hangs around, but this bitch has a big bite.”
She may be married to the Black Bill Gates, but Karen Huger is the biggest celebrity in her own mind in her relationship – and on The Real Housewives of Potomac, apparently! In her reunion blog, Karen calls out Katie Rost for being “jealous” of Karen’s status within the group. Oh, Karen of The Farm. While she may be slightly delusional and a little (or a lot) extra at times, I have to admit The Grand Dame is always highly entertaining!
Karen goes in on Katie first: “Katie, Katie Katie…does not have the authority to say who or who is not the Grand Dame. For that matter, who is Katie? I’m not quite sure if Katie is an authority on anything other than her mindless rants. We all have opinions and Katie is entitled to hers and we’ve all seen how quite delusional they can be from time to time.”
A whole new Robyn Dixon showed up at The Real Housewives of Potomac Reunion, Part 1 Sunday night! Departing from her usual chill style, Robyn took the opportunity on the reunion stage to confront her cast mates about their behavior this season. And now she’s taking to her blog to continue the “discussion!”
Robyn first calls out Karen Huger for dubbing Gizelle Bryant’s hairdresser as “the help” at Charrisse Jackson-Jordan’s crab boil. “Calling someone ‘the help’ and questioning why a person would bring ‘the help’ to a party is stuck up, elitist, and condescending. Karen’s comments implied that people in service positions are inferior and not worthy of attending the same party as her. I have news for Karen, she is not any better or more deserving than any other person simply because she’s married to the ‘black Bill Gates.'”