Do you live in or around Nashville? Do you have "legitimate" friends and a life most would envy? Do you appear to be between the ages of 18 and 24? If so, then MTV is interested in filming you for a reality show about really, really beautiful, rich, drama-filled people who live in Music City.
I'm guessing that if you're thirty-plus, you can still try to get on the show if you look like you could pass for a young twenty-something…be forewarned though! These are the skeletons that come sprinting out of the closet when you subject yourself to reality television!
So the Seahawks pulled a major upset on the Broncos last night! As someone who found out who was playing on Wednesday, I was super excited to see the team I chose based on ridiculous reasoning win the Super Bowl. I am slightly obsessed with Richard Sherman's father and I think we could all take a lesson from his humble playbook. Did someone say "humble?" That said, let's dish about Kim Kardashian's hair!
Apparently after a few months of being (somewhat) blonde, Kim realized that she wasn't having more fun. What's a girl to do? Well, if you're Kimmie Kakes, you go back to your normal hair color and make sure it's documented by the paps and various forms of social media. Welcome back, brunette Kim. Welcome back.
Oh please let this be true…please, please, please! It would be so amazing to see this come to fruition. I always knew that Bethenny Frankel had a secret type, and I was right! She's totally into douchey frat daddies who are still puffing their chests and doing keg stands a decade after they graduated from college. They are a fascinating breed, but don't get too close. They are prone to STDs and using more hair product than any woman I know!
And Bethenny is in love with one! Yes! She wants to shout it from the rooftops, no doubt, wearing a string bikini and one of those weird bejeweled belly necklace situations. Epic.
Well this is the best news I've heard in a while! It may even get me to stomach a full hour a day of DVRed Jenny McCarthy and Babs Walters. Could the producers of The View be adding a dude into the mix?
Of course, they couldn't just pick any dude. They need a man among boys, a dapper, purple tie wearing hunk with a Zen voice and a penchant for roses and the most dramatic things…ever. How do I love Chris Harrison? Let me count the ways.
We've seen it time and time again. A child star grows up in the spotlight, has fame hungry parents, no one ever tells them no, they party, their squeaky clean image starts to get tarnished, the pressure mounts, drugs happen, lesbian relationships ensue, parents of tweens who love them are outraged, tabloid stories become far more prevalent than movie roles, rehab happens, then a comeback, then rehab again, Lather, rinse, repeat.
Sound familiar? No, I'm not predicting Miley Cyrus' future (although I could be), but I'm referring to everyone's favorite train wreck–Lindsay Lohan. Girlfriend has had a quite a time, hasn't she? What's next for her? Well, thanks to Oprah Winfrey's OWN network, she's getting her own reality show. That should be helpful in her "recovery."
Well, despite your best efforts to change the channel every time Bethenny Frankel's talk show comes on television, it looks like the show will back for a second season. Guess what? You're not the only ones not watching…the ratings have been consistently bad.
However, Bethenny, as you know, doesn't leave quietly, and many insiders are speculating that she'll return despite all the negativity that has plagued the show. Of course it will.
I don't know if this is just another case of some fame whore trying to get her name in the news by claiming she shagged a married celeb or if there is some truth to this gossip, but apparently Dean McDermott is a big, fat cheater.
Honestly, I kind of think this has to be true for two reasons: one, if I was going to start a rumor that I'd bedded a reality star, it sure as HELL wouldn't be Dean; and two, wasn't he married when he got together with Tori Spelling? Classy. Now Emily Goodhand has come out of the woodwork to talk about her evening with Dean in Canada.
Radar Online is reporting on the 28-year-old who has recently spilled her side of the story. She reveals, “He told me he and Tori had a sexless marriage. I believed him.”
Are you ready for the wicked awesome new A&E reality show starring the Wahlbergs? Sorry y'all! I tried to infuse some of my dad's Boston accent into this post and I have a feeling it was a wicked fail! :) Movie star Mark Wahlberg will be starring alongside his family and his real life entourage, including the inspiration for Johnny Drama! The upcoming Wahlburgers tracks the clan as they open a burger joint in their Boston neighborhood.
Of the show, brother Paul reveals to People, "Being in business with my brothers was never the plan," with matriarch Alma adding about her sons' adolescent neighborhood notariety, "It used to be 'Oh, God! Those Wahlberg kids.' Today it's 'Whoa, it's the Wahlbergs!'"
Mark shares, "Paul, he's the chef. He's the most talented one in the family. It always comes down to family and having each other's back."
The show premieres on January 22, 2014 at 10:30 ET on A&E!
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