In last night’s installment of The Hunger Games: MockingShade 2, the ladies of Real Housewives Of Atlanta insulted each other on every level, then took a break to pass a dildo between their caftans on a beach, and then returned to insulting each other on every level. I like my Housewives classy like that!
We’re at dinner where Claudia Jordan is a whore and NeNe Leakes is fat with seething jealousy and shops at Ross. Now Claudia, you can read NayNay, but please don’t read Ross! I have gotten many things at Ross, including fabulous glasses made to look like Solo Cups! NeNe snaps that her dress is “RUNWAY!” Because when you got them coins they make RUNWAY in your size. That must be the reason NeNe’s dress looks like leftover remains of a circus tent in a Project Runway challenge. “Auf wiedersehen,” Ms. Leakes.
Claudia rips NeNe for her plastic “hair hat” glued to her head. T’is true – for someone so very rich NeNe has the worst wigs – she may have coins, but she does not use them to pay a hair gay!
Claudia Jordan‘s toes may be allowed to disrespect her but nobody else is – and that includes NeNe Leakes! The veteran and the newbie faced off in an epic (and vitriolic) war of words which has only escalated in the media and on twitter.
Claudia says she has no interest in allowing NeNe to bully her and she is saddened that the original Real Housewives Of Atlanta star isn’t using her platform to set a better example!
“It’s sad because NeNe has a huge following… and when she makes comments that I am a whore without any kind of proof, or just saying it to be mean, it can be really damaging. Woman have got to stop doing that to each other,” Claudia seethed. “There’s a lot of things I know about a lot of people, but I’m not just gonna go there. I am not going to sit there and be bullied! I am not going to let people do that to me.”
The Real Housewives Of Atlanta star and owner of The Bailey Agency announced that she will be bringing to the masses a brand new collection of glasses for all of us to enjoy. Yet another product to add to the Bravo Home Shopping Network, cause LensCrafters doesn’t have enough options…
Cynthia hosted a casting call to find models for the new campaign and asked followers to weigh-in on the best looks. “Thanks to everyone who attending the casting call for my @CynthiaBaileyEyewear campaign. Here are some of the finalists I selected. I will also be posting additional finalists. Who are your favorites? Be sure to follow @CynthiaBaileyEyewear for updates and other opportunities,” she revealed on instagram.
What did she think about Kenya’s qualification demands for an assistant? “I love my friendship with Kenya, but be very clear, I could never work for my girl! However, I would hire anyone who has worked and trained under her, because by the time Kenya finishes with them, they will be qualified to work for The White House, FBI, CIA, and Oprah.”
Porsha was mainly an innocent by-stander in the vitriolic Puerto Rico argument that erupted between her bestie NeNe Leakes and newbie Claudia Jordan, whom Porsha says had an agenda all along. Porsha speaks out about NeNe calling Claudia a “half breed.” And feels that all the women involved intentionally made some regrettable comments that evening.
The reason: Porsha says everyone was hungry and just lashing out! BWHAHAHAHAHA – I suppose I do get snappish when I’m hungry and as we’ve learned before: do not get between a RHOA lady and her dinner! “We didn’t get to eat much at all,” Porsha explains, “and you know you’re not yourself when you’re hungry.” So Bravo is starving the girls to make them feral and feisty? Good strategy (OSHA – are you out there?!)!
Peter Thomas will never give up his quest for reality television relevance! The man who wishes more than anything on earth to hold his very own Real Housewives Of Atlanta peach is dealing with rejection by going forward to get his own spinoff show!
In the past Peter has expressed a desire to have a spinoff that chronicles his restaurants similar to Lisa Vanderpump‘s spinoff Vanderpump Rules. Unfortunately the difference is, other than Lisa being inherently likable, is that Lisa is able to keep a business OPEN and run it successfully. Peter, on the other hand, is routinely closing failed businesses and opening new ones! Such as the case with his newest venture Sports One, a sports bar and grill in Charlotte, NC which Peter opened with Kordell Stewart.
Peter and Cynthia Bailey recently posted casting notices for a new Sports One centered reality show on instagram.
Kenya titled her first blurb DISRESPECTFUL FEET. “I am a supportive friend and was happy to accompany Claudia to the podiatrist. BUT… I was not prepared for those disrespectful feet! I tried not to make direct eye contact with them, but they kept acting up!! Seriously, CJ and I have been cool for over 20 years, and we can laugh together. We don’t take things too seriously.”
“When the other ladies arrived, the shade was thick. Half of them didn’t speak and the cattiness was on FLEEK. You know when folks are trying to fake act like they are not bothered? Well there was a lot of that going on,” said Claudia. “It was corny as hell to me. Come say hello, sit down, and order a damn drink! Let’s have this meal, show a little respect to our host, and let’s get through this thing.” HAHA! What a newbie! That’s not how the Real Housewives do it!