For some odd reason Cynthia Bailey decides to have a ‘Starting Over’ party in the office of a boob doctor and have her implants checked for an expiration date. The ladies of Real Housewives have done a lot of weird things in a plastic surgeon’s office, and they’ve had a lot weird versions of starting over/Tru-Renwal parties, but this one was by far the strangest. The whole cast showed up, dressed to the nines, to cram into a little exam room, screech over Cynthia’s boobs, and then watch the doctor diagnose them unevenly hard, but still usable. Not a very dignified way to start over.
Porsha Williams sits down with Kandi Burruss, scolding her over the cheating allegations she made against Phaedra Parks. Kandi tries to set Porsha straight that she only said Phaedra was TALKING to others. Kandi also schools Porsha on the below the belt actions of Phaedra messing with Kandi and Todd’s business relationships.
It seems like Phaedra Parks has a million jobs. From being a reality TV star to a mom to a lawyer to fitness video vixen and her other super interesting career choice that she got into a few years ago: the mortuary business. That honestly just seemed like a grab for a good story line on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but she really does do this for one of her jobs and Phaedra opened up being a mortician.
We don’t really see a ton of this on show, since I’m sure this is a sensitive and private topic for most people, but Phaedra does mention it here and there and I always thought it was unique, so it’s interesting to see what she has to say about this part of her life.
I hate to say anything poor about anyone’s marriage, but single Porsha Williams made way better TV than married Porsha Stewart ever did as a Real Housewives of Atlanta cast member. The self-proclaimed “princess of Thotland” totally reinvented herself and she (surprisingly) doesn’t bring up or shade her ex Kordell Stewart at all on the show (well, at least not lately!). Kordell is now throwing so major accusations her way after a nude video of him leaked.
The former football player thinks that the RHOAstar is behind the leak. And I really don’t feel like this is true because as Porsha doesn’t need to do this shit at this point. She is well known on her own and scandal with Kordell really isn’t going to do to much for her or her story line. Nevertheless, this dude is (understandably) salty AF and is pretty adamant that Porsha is to blame.
Reality Tea is ranking ALL the Housewives from every season and every city! Our list is broken down into three parts with Housewives ranked from worst to ‘best’ (or best of the worst, if you will). Below is Part 1.
What makes a superior species of Housewives? Is it class? Money? Fabulous plastic surgery and good shoes? Beautiful home? A revolving door of crazy that keeps us on our cheaply-clad toes? Is it a supportive husband? An in-home zoo of fabulous miniature fluff balls clad in their own designer wardrobe? Is it a witty zinger or indispensable advice? Is it their ability to rewrite history without irony? To crack open the egg of their emotional travails in front of cameras? Or is it their ability to deftly control the scenery while cracking a Chanel whip?
Though Kenya and her dad were once estranged, Kenya explains how their newfound closeness is giving her strength during her very public messiness with Matt Jordan. “My dad was only 15 when I was born,” explains Kenya. “He wasn’t in a position to take care of me when my mother wanted to give me up for adoption. Through the years we have struggled as I never understood why we were always at odds or not speaking at all…sometimes for years at a time.”