Last night the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta paid a visit to beautiful Savannah where there were history lessons all around.
Things pick up where they left off on the bus ride that never ends. Kenya Moore is just sooooooo upset that people were late. Just sooooo disappointed. Just sooooo appalled. Needless to say she starts lecturing the group on not being tardy for any of NeNe Leakes' parties (Didn't we learn that last year?), whenKandi Burruss leaps up to shut Kenya down. Schooled By Bravo.
Phaedra Parks whips out the breast pump to produce some "organic, chocolate milk". New Housewife-in-Training Mynique Smith starts giving sex and marriage tips. She's another one who is subservient to her husband. Which means having a lot of sex. And listening to what he says. Many of the other ladies disagree – especially NeNe who believes the husband should be subservient to the working gal!
They got off to a rocky start last week when everyone arrived hours late to NeNe Leakes' pre-party and things just did not turn around.
Tonight Phaedra Parks has issues with NeNe's friend and rumored new Housewife Mynique Smith over rumors that Phaedra used to um… be quite close with Mynique's husband Chuck! Phaedra denies this of course.
Kandi Burruss also reportedly has a past with Chuck and the two reportedly dated when he was still relevant years ago!
After Real Housewives of Atlanta'sNeNe Leakes stint in the hospital due to a blood clot in her lungs, the reality star has been honing in on healthcare. And who better to hone with (on television, no less) than Dr. Oz? Newbie housewife Mynique Smith instagrammed the above picture of with the caption "Ur girl @NeneLeakes did a great job on Dr. Oz today @GregLeakes #health #educated."
Of course, if NeNe's making the talk show rounds, one of her RHOA co-stars has to work to keep up with the the Joneses Mrs. Leakes by scoring her own televised sit down. Gone with the wind fabulously cray-cray Kenya Moore dished on her friendship (or lack thereof) with the Neenster to Wendy Williams. So Mynique is kissing Neen's booty while Kenya is trashing it…this isn't going to end well…but it's going to be fun to watch!
On this week's episode of Real Housewives of AtlantaCynthia gave us a glimpse into some of the extreme trust issues their relationship has and with everything from family being against the marriage to serious money woes, it's no surprise the couple almost didn't last!
Cynthia admits that living with fibroids, which she had removed this season, were so intense it almost destroyed her relationship and that if she hadn't had surgery Peter would have been out the door. Apparently "In sickness and in health" is like a vanity vow or something…
It seems the powers that be at Bravo aren't too happy with Porsha Stewart!
Sources say this will likely be her last season on Real Housewives of Atlanta. Porsha will definitely finish out this season (which was still filming a couple months ago) and appear on the reunion, but she's "on the bubble" where next season is concerned.
"Producers haven't decided whether they want to keep her or give her the ax," TMZ reports. They are waiting until after the reunion to make their decision.
It's been a year of ups and downs for Real Housewives of Atlanta'sNeNe Leakes. She remarried husband Gregg and seems happier than ever, but she was also recently hospitalized for blood clots in her lungs.
It's hard to imagine the Neenster serious about much. After all, she's famous for her "bloop" and her "Close your legs to married men…WIG!" (That one gets me every time.) Of course, if there was ever something to be famous for, a great tagline is definitely up there in reality stardom!
Instead, the Neenster comes up with a hilarious new nickname for Phaedra Parks. No, it's not the Head Doctor…that's so last week! This week, NeNe has dubbed Phaedra the "mortician of manners" after showing up three hours late to leave for the girls' trip to Savannah. I think I would have left her donkey booty.