“I see offensive line man, Lisa V waiting to hurl her thought-out scripted attacks regardless of whether they fit at all into our conversation, Lisa R exhaustively trying to change every topic (whether it was about her or not) to her own addiction about anything to do with addiction, Eileen trying to fake a pass by laying her earned reputation on me, and cowardly Kyle waiting to piggyback any tackle,” blogged Brandi. “Kim and I were obviously playing defense. Only I was really over it at this point.”
Lisa‘s blog – which she titled Welcome to The Hunger Games Part 2: Catching Liar! – consisted of, “I feel this reunion episode speaks for itself.” And that’s all she wrote…
“I’m keeping this blog short, because… I don’t know what else to say,” admitted Eileen. “I kind of said it all on the show. Or I’m burnt out. I’m not sure. But this is all I’ve got. I’m sorry for the F-bombs if they offended anyone. We should start a RHOBH curse jar. I’m sure we could send at least one of our kids to college with the cash!” College, Smollege. Buy Brandi a one-way ticket to Planet Trash.
Yes, despite her initial poor friendless me reservations, Brandi showed up with her usual bag of tricks – profanity and deflection. And good times were had by nobody. Err, except maybe Kim Richards, but I’m fairly certain she thought she was still filming Revenge.
In her blog, Brandi shared that she felt stressed during the reunion. “I did not want to be there. I knew certain people would be in attack mode, and they were. I saw it during the entire season, so why would it be different at the reunion?”
Yolanda Foster hasn’t been able to blog much throughout season five of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills due to her struggle with Lyme disease, but she managed to write a doozy of a blog following part one of the reunion. The blog is more about Lyme disease, which she compared to the AIDS epidemic, than the reunion, however. Yolanda also told us a little story about another infection she is battling due to letting a baby cow suck on her chin.
Yolanda explained why she felt it was necessary to attend the RHOBH reunion despite her setback with Lyme disease, “I know the reunion is an important end to the season, so I felt the need to pull up my bootstraps and show up, no matter what. In my mind, keeping my commitment to Bravo and Evolution was very important, even though my body wasn’t ready to get dressed and all dolled up after living in my robe and pajamas for the past four months.”
Brandi Glanville‘s new “business partner” Leeza Gibbons was a guest on her podcast, Brandi Glanville Unfiltered. The Celebrity Apprentice castmates dished on the show, their friendship, and how Brandi’s portrayal in the media – no thanks to Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills – is different than who she is in real life. Leeza played Brandi’s therapist for much of the show, and Brandi eventually confessed her behavior at the RHOBH reunion was horrible.
Leeza agreed to be “semi-filtered” instead of “unfiltered,” which was a semi-shame because Brandi was on her best behavior and kept her trash-talking to a minimum, in lieu of fawning all over Leeza.
Brandi blows a ton of smoke upthe Celebrity Apprentice winner‘s butt, and the favor is returned by Leeza. Unfortunately. “You are the biggest surprise in my life,” gushes NuLisa, “Because you encourage me to drop the parts of me that are a little uptight. The parts of me that protect; the parts of me that need protecting.” Brandi repays the compliment by calling Leeza “clenched,” then laughs uproariously. She later teases Leeza about posing for Playboy. “Let’s get you naked!” she jokes.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion went down Friday. The stars were stingy with the pictures – I mean, would it kill them to give us a peek at the dresses or the seating arrangement?!? – but they did share their reactions to the long and brutal day of filming on Twitter.
Andy Cohen tweeted, “That’s a wrap on the most intense #RHOBHReunion in five seasons. I am SPENT.” Kyle Richards shared a similar reaction, tweeting, “Rough day. Hand down the toughest reunion yet.” How did the newbies fare? Well… one celebrated not getting arrested. Ha!
Brandi Glanville‘s latest Brandi Glanville Unfiltered podcast was full of charm – she revealed that she “f–king” hates Valentine’s Day, she dumped boyfriend JR because he didn’t knock out a stranger’s teeth in her honor, though she already found a “hot as sh-t” teacher to replace him, and she has zero interest in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion if no one there is her friend.
About her breakup with JR, who was her #1 man just two weeks ago, Brandi shared, “We have great chemistry physically but otherwise we just don’t get along. He said something to me that really got under my skin and I just couldn’t let it go.” According to Brandi, a stranger approached JR and said that Brandi must have slept with Donald Trump to make it as far as she did on Celebrity Apprentice. “Instead of knocking that guy’s teeth out, and not saying anything just to have my back, JR asked me if it was true.” Did JR lose his teeth? LOL!
Taking to her Bravo blog, Joyce begins, "Hola MisAmores! Last night was my Queen of the Universe event, and I am so happy with the turnout. We had a full house of supportive and loving friends, family, and fans. I am truly thankful!!! I want to especially thank my beautiful friends and Housewives, Kyle [Richards] and Lisa, who supported me. It meant the world to me that you were there and served as judges to decide the Queen of the Universe 2014," adding, "Last week I told you all that I would make an announcement at my event. I am proud to say that all the hard work and the efforts in my charity will pay off this year as I am opening my first Kindergarten for children in need in Senegal, Africa. Like I said last night at my event, I can't wait to see the smiles of all the children who so deserve a chance to a better future, which we can only grant them through education. That has always been my dream and I thank God that soon it will become a reality."