That’s 7 1/2 already – I mean, Kim? Seriously? Let’s just give her a half.
Now rumor has it that Lisa Rinna has joined the cast as well. Reportedly, ABC has approached Lisa about The View, but she couldn’t resist Bravo‘s charm. Or something. Around this time last year Lisa stated that she wouldn’t ever join Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Brandi feels she has grounds because in the couple's divorce settlement there was a clause that states the exes can't publicly trash talk each other. Which is where the hilarious irony comes in, because Brandi has made a CAREER of publicly trash talkingEddie and LeAnn. She's done it on her reality show Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, on talk shows, in the press, on twitter, in the media, in two books, in her podcast – really anywhere. I mean if Brandi couldn't publicly trash talk her ex and his new wife, she wouldn't actually have anything to say and might as well be mute!
I'm going to go out on a limb here, but I don't think there is a single ugly stick in Yolanda Foster's family tree. See what I did there? The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star certainly didn't create any bad-looking children with her ex-husband Mohamed Hadid.
Case in point? Gigi Hadid. The pair's oldest daughter has been racking up the modeling gigs lately, scoring a spread in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and being featured in one of Cody Simpson'smusic videos. Now Gigi can add being the face of a fragrance to her budding resume.
Producers are reportedly trying to entice the ladies to appear as 'friends of the housewives' this season in hopes to return the show to its former glory. Despite producers claiming that Adrienne's extreme diva behavior during season 2 – including that she threatened legal action against the network and Brandi Glanville – only to ditch the reunion for fear of secrets being leaked, desperate times call for desperate measures!
Well, we suspected it was happening, but now it's been confirmed: Kyle Richards and Yolanda Foster will be gracing our screens again. Ugh.
The ladies reveal that they will both be back on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season! Whatever happened to that wage strike they were trying to pull against Bravo? “Yes, [we’ll] be back,” Kyle enthused. “I’m ready to go back.” Kyle described last season as "dark" and is hopeful this season will go in a more positive direction. She also hopes she can finally get things back on track withLisa Vanderpump.
In case you have missed hearing Yolanda discuss her love or her lyme, or Kyle complain about cheating and Lisa and try to get attention with splits and hair flips, you're in luck – the ladies tell In Touch Weekly the show is already filming.
Aaaahhh… Brandi Glanville. We can always count on her to be the most raunchy and profane, can't we! On her weekly podcast Brandi discussed parenting with actor Jake Lacy where she complained about her own son Jake and called him horrible names.
"My son’s name is Jake – he’s 7 – he’s a complete a$$hole, but we love him. Oh man, he’s a d-ck, seriously," Brandi quipped. Proving that Jake has inherited his mother's mouth, Brandi continued by stating that Jake often quotes Ariana Grande's song Problem when addressing his mother.
According to Brandi, to shut her up, Jake will say, "I've got one less problem without you." Welp – it's better than quoting a LeAnn Rimes song, right?! Although how does a seven-year-old even know that song? #BadParenting
Brandi Glanville thinks she's fat. Maybe she should do another vodka only cleanse?
Brandi announced on twitter that she's on a bikini-body shape-up to prepare for an appearance at Tao in Las Vegas. Silly me – I thought Brandi was always in bikini ready shape just to piss Kyle Richards off. Apparently not! "Starting my workout this am to get back into bikini shape after 2 rounds of steroids for ear infection made me gain 8 lbs :/ working on it!" Brandi added on twitter.
"Well ok…Five has always been my lucky number,so we will see. #rhobh Let the games begin," Lisateased.
If you recall, Andy made a trip to LA where he begged Lisa not to leave the show and promised to make some changes to the cast if she signed on. Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud have reportedly been fired (although Joyce has not confirmed that she's leaving), while the remaining cast hangs in the balance.