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RHONJ’s Melissa Gorga Addresses Teresa Giudice’s Actions From This Week’s Episode…Of Course, Ratings Soar!

by Lauren on August 29th, 2012

Wow and wow. Real Housewives of New Jersey's Teresa Giudice can't just leave well enough alone, can she? As evidenced on the most recent episode, she's skilled at throwing her brother Joe Gorga and sister-in-law Melissa Gorga under the bus. Is it just me, or weren't they finally getting along?

Now, believe me when I tell you, I think all of these ladies are a big ol' piece of work. Unless Teresa's involved, it usually takes two people to create drama and tension (I'm looking at you Manzo sisters!), and it is, in my experience, much easier to always turn the other cheek. When I was in college, my mother gave me the best advice when I was stuck in the throes of a manipulative friendship. She said, even if people don't realize it now, and even if it takes several years and you no longer care, crazy always catches up to crazy. She couldn't have been more right.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: A Good Ol’ Fashioned Disgrace!

by Mary on August 27th, 2012

I generally like to keep my problems away from water, but I guess that’s not the case with the Real Housewives of New Jersey who took their fighting to a Rock of Love level when things got dramatic in and around the hot tub of horrors. Sadly Bret Michaels did not arrive to bust into a hair metal anthem. #why? Luckily there were sequins. As one of our twitter followers pointed out, you can cut a bitch with a sequined bikini. Where do they buy these things?

So there they all were in some insanely hideous bikinis, hair and make-up done up to the nines, guzzling wine by the gallon, and shrieking at each other like mongooses so that it echoed through the vineyards of Napa and awoke a dreaming Vivendi Wine owner in his sleep. ‘Oh, no… ‘ he thought… ‘The meerkats have gotten into the grapes again.’ Nope, just some delusional women embarrassing themselves on national TV! Grapes are fine, viewers of RHONJ not so much! Pack your alibis and let’s go!

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S#*! Reality TV Stars Say: Dina Manzo Quotable

by Mary on August 27th, 2012

Following last night’s explosive episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey – you know the one where Caroline Manzo and Teresa Giudice practically came to blows – Dina Manzo took to Facebook to comment on the outrageous drama.

Here’s what she had to say:

[Photo Credit: Dina Manzo's Facebook]

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars’ Twitter Pictures Roundup – August 25th

by Reality Tea on August 25th, 2012

Our favorite reality TV stars can’t get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to give us an hourly play-by-play of their lives. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!

Above: Snooki is down to her “final days” of her pregnancy! She shared, “My family ❤”.

Below you’ll find Teresa Giudice grabbing dinner with friends, Nicole Murphy and Gretchen Rossi workin’ it for the camera, Kyle Richards and her outstanding bikini body, La La Anthony gets a little vampire love and many more!

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RHONJ Chris And Jacqueline Laurita’s Son Nicholas Diagnosed With Autism

by Lauren on August 24th, 2012

Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Jacqueline Laurita and her husband Chris share that their son Nicholas, 3, has been diagnosed with autism.

We know this story started getting passed around to the media sites, but we wanted to hold off on posting it until we had the magazine in our hands and could share more of the story with you than just the snippets released previously. Jacqueline recently gave an interview where she shared the highs and lows of dealing with an autistic child. She also expresses that she’s not going to give up on making sure Nicholas’ needs are met while they strive to save him from this disorder.

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UPDATE: Joe Giudice Defends Himself Against Cheating Allegations On Twitter!

by Mary on August 23rd, 2012

I swear Teresa Giudice has said a million times that her husband Joe Giudice doesn’t do Twitter. ~~Aaaahhh… what’s another lie to a Giudice!~~ Apparently he does! Taking to Twitter yesterday Juicy defended himself against the allegations of cheating following the shocking phone call captured on last Sunday’s Real Housewives of New Jersey.

It turns out Le Juicy has a lot of gems on Twitter. And yes, he threatened to bust someone in the face. He’s like the Mr. T of reality TV, except all trash no class!

First of all, from way back when, Juicy dispelled this amazing classic: “So RHONJ comes back on tonight. All the cattiness with other women resurfaces once again.Some people are just jealous. And its not my wife.”

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RHONJ’s Teresa and Melissa Dish on This Week’s Episode, Plus Is Jersey Adding a New Housewife?

by Lauren on August 22nd, 2012

After this past episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I am sure Napa was beyond ready to bid farewell to the crazy crew. From name calling to doing the dirty grape style, it was all just to much for me. Also, I never needed to see Joe Gorga in nasty, tight boxer briefs. Have these people no shame?

We all know the main drama occurred when Juicy Joe Giudice had some choice names for his wife Teresa while on the phone with “a business contact.” Not surprisingly, Teresa takes to her blog (and the cover of In Touch–go figure!) to share her pain.

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Real Housewives of New Jersey Recap: If The Trees Are Shakin’, Don’t Go Investigatin’!

by Mary on August 20th, 2012

Ahhhh… New Jersey, where class goes to die. Oh, I joke! What I should say is Real Housewives of New Jersey- where class goes to die. So Chris Laurita tried to be all sophisticated-like and invite these imbeciles to a vineyard he is hoping to sign a business deal with. So, just read that sentence back to yourself again and then pause – no logic, right? Well, I guess he needed Bravo to expense his business trip.

This episode had a lot going on from friendship and family drama to marital discord, but the important thing, the crazy thing, the most ridiculous thing was Joe Giudice and Albert Manzo‘s highly intense discussion about KFC. Was there or was there not a KFC on some street, in some random Jersey suburb?! There they are on a bus bitching about biscuits. This warrants a very terse and snippy discussion peppered with F-bombs and lots of ‘I ate extra crispy every day dammit, I know where the bleeping KFC is dumb a$$.’ “You’re a loser!” Albert yells. Yeah… grown men over there!

So let’s get this recap started…

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