Happy Birthday Joe Gorga! It’s time to celebrate the momentous day this prodigious Italian Stallion graced the universe with his On Display-ness. Praise the great god of Sprinkle Cookies and Fabellini!
I don’t know what birthday Joe is celebrating, but being that he has the maturity of your average 7-year-old, we’re counting down his 7 most OMG moments on Real Housewives Of New Jersey.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of New Jersey we officially bid “Arrivederci” to Bravo’s bankrupt and brokedown version of Lucy and Ethel, because Teresa Giudice finally told Jacqueline Laurita to take her prosciutto and shove it! She has her own Thankyouverymuch. Or maybe it was the other way around? Oh, and Juicy will be rolley-bagging his homemade wine all the way home!
Things started off on the right foot, at least, with nobody having envy over anybody else. Well, maybe Melissa Gorga envies Poison, ’cause now that she’s a business owner/mom she has to do double the work while STILL listening to him complain. At least the Gorgadices are stepping in the right direction, though! Melissa even invites Teresa and Milania to watch her three kids walk in New York Fashion Week.
Sonja Morgan and Teresa Giudice were Andy Cohen’s guests tonight on WWHL and both Housewives dished on their co-stars and more. Sonja (looking more fabulous than ever!) revealed that she and Bethenny Frankelare all good now and explained her views on everything from Tom to Ramona and more. Teresa shared why she refers to her prison stint as “camp” and why it’s okay for Andy to ask questions that other interviewers can’t. She also answers questions about saving her home from foreclosure.
On tonight’s episode, Joe and Teresa Giudice attempt to have dinner with Chris andJacqueline Laurita but it’s a disaster waiting to happen. Jacs and Teresa’s recently rekindled friendship is blown to hell when Jacqueline accuses Teresa of blaming everyone else for her crimes and slams her for filing a fraudulent bankruptcy.
Nevertheless, it’s hilarious how Jacqueline simultaneously acts like she wants to distance herself from Teresa all while she’s desperate to bring her up in any conversation possible. Plus, we all know when it really comes down to it that Jacqueline would kill to be Teresa’s BFF. So it’s super desperate that Jacqueline dug all the way back to the Season 3 christening incident for material to trash talk Teresa.
It’s good to be a member of the Wakile family! Real Housewives of New Jerseystar Kathy Wakile and her family just kicked off an amazing summer vacation in Europe. Kathy, husband Rich, and their two kids, Victoria and Joseph, started off their trip in Barcelona Spain a few days ago and then headed over to Greece. We’ve been stalking their Instagram accounts for the vacation porn, and not to mention the amazing food porn!
Kathy and Rich have worked hard and it’s good to see them playing hard, too. New mansion, summer trip to Europe – looks like 2016 is definitely their year!
It is very obvious that Milania is more than comfortable being in front of the camera, so it makes perfect sense for her to branch out on her own. Sadly, Milania does not have her own TV show – yet – but she does have her own YouTube channel now, which is very cool for a 10-year-old girl.
At this point, I am just impatiently waiting for the drama to go down between Jacqueline Laurita and enemies turned best friendsTeresa Giudice and Melissa Gorga. We all know that the harmony between Jacqueline and Teresa won’t last for long, so I’m ready for the good stuff to happen. In the mean time we have to sit around and watch Jacqueline try her best to be Teresa’s sidekick all while she makes passive aggressive digs about New Jersey’s queen.
Without a doubt, Jacqueline was pissed off when Teresa didn’t flip out on Siggy Flicker for bringing up the tabloid rumors about Joe Giudice’s alleged adultery – especially since it went horribly awry in 2011 when Jacqueline mentioned tabloid gossip. I didn’t buy it for a second when Jacqueline feigned that she was happy that Teresa had a calmer reaction. As per usual, Jacqueline found another way to throw Teresa under the bus so she can try to bring her down, even though it somehow never works. Jacqueline never makes an impact with her insults, but she still tries.