In light of the situation, and everyone trying to get a bite of the action, there are a TON of ridiculous rumors out there about the Real Housewives Of New Jersey stars’ futures. Personally I think they should just volunteer to be on the first human Mars colony in lieu of jail time.
Below we break down all the silliest stories we’ve heard. And guess what – in almost every single one of them Teresa is getting divorced!
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Jim and Amber Marchese, seemed like they were joining their friends to mend fences and have a relaxing time in the warm embrace of Florida. But, from the moment they walked in the door, the s**t hit the fan, with Jim seemingly stirring the pot, much to his wife’s dismay.
Joe and Teresa Giudice are due for sentencing in Federal Court in New Jersey tomorrow, October 2nd. So far the sentencing is happening as scheduled, but that doesn’t mean there won’t be any last minute delays. Stranger things have happened. But, while we all wait for the Real Housewives of New Jersey stars’ fate, lets make our best guesses about how things might go down tomorrow.
We’ve drawn up several polls for you to cast your vote on everything from how much prison time (if any) to whether Teresa will continue with reality TV after it’s all over.
In their interview, none of the cast members mention Victoria Gotti specifically and they keep referring to Jim as the one to blame for the affair rumor. Teresa and Rino adamantly deny the affair accusation and snipe, “People do things for money. When you’re a has-been, you do anything to put your name in the spotlight and get on TV.” We’re not sure if Teresa means Victoria or Jim here.
On a related note, Amy recently shared her favorite Real Housewives moment, the RHOC trip to British Columbia. “All of the women were dressed head-to-toe in their best winter apparel and strapped into their downhill skis, ready to hit the slopes when Lauri decided to accuse Vicki of having sex with multiple partners,” recalled Amy. “This public display of crazy was a gift from the heavens.”
“Have you ever heard of an empath? Well I am one of the many roaming the earth; I absorb feelings and emotions around me, and let me tell you, the range of emotions in this Boca house was off the charts,” explains Dina.
Last night Hurricane Jim hit the shores of Florida (well Boca anyway) and he destroyed all Real Housewives Of New Jersey stars in his wake. Teresa Giudice must have had advance notice that dirty secrets were going to be strewn far and wide which is why she stayed home to color pitchurs, mispronounce her own last name, and respond to texes.
Things started out innocently enough. The Florida division of the RHONJ ladies went swampin’ in their most appropriate of appropriate boat shoes: high heels. Those twins – they sure know how to work a look. #sarcasm On the gator farm, Dina Manzo meets her future pet soulmate: a tailless baby alligator whom she smuggles into her purse and clutches for zen-renity (zen serenity) throughout the night’s escapades.
It is well known that Dina is psychic she feels something is about to rock this boat. And Dina has a little inkling its last name is “Marchese” and it has to do with this little secret she was tasked with guarding and protecting. As the group was about to find out, the gators were the least dangerous thing they were to encounter in Florida.