As we countdown to the apocalypse…errrr… I mean the premiere of Real Housewives of New Jersey season 5, we are reminded of all the scary times of season's past! From the epic fights to the ridiculous comments to the hair – oh the hair! And the parties. And the leopard!
At the center of all the gold lame and marble overload is of course one woman, besieged by sequins, bubbies out: Teresa Giudice! It wouldn't be RHONJ without you, girl!
So on T-4 days until the premiere let's countdown Teresa's most outrageous moments. She looks so innocent, but behind those eyes lies stonecold crazy!
You didn't really think that Melissa Gorga and Teresa Giudice would actually get along on the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, did you? As much as these two preach family and forgiveness, it's hard to get past stripper allegations and the desire for siblings to value blood over marriage. You know how it is.
With the fifth season of the Bravo hit right around the corner, the women are flocking to whatever media outlet that will listen to air their dirty bedazzled laundry while at the same time claiming to be in a "better place." Sure.
The mom of three tells the magazine that she works hard to maintain her figure which has definitely changed after she had children. Melissa also says she is constantly on a quest to increase her booty.
"I know there's a lot of women who try to minimize their backsides . . . but I actually want a bigger booty!"
I'm starting to feel really flattered here! It's clear the ladies of Real Housewives of New Jersey are reading Reality Tea. Awwww… thanks girls! And on that note, If you have any extra Fabellini lying around send it my way – Lord knows we promote enough of your antics to deserve it.
Yesterday we reported that Teresa Giudice sold her so-called low-key birthday party photos to Star Magazine. Our source told us Teresa has been working with a certain photographer to capture all the moments so they are tabloid ready.
Teresa got wind of our story and denied selling photographs of any kind to any sort of tabloids. We don't believe you Miss Juicy, but thanks for the shout-out!