Oh dear. Move on, Jill Zarin. Move on. Pick up that last shred of dignity, head back to Zarin Fabrics, and live life as if Bravo had never happened. Please. Not just for our sake, but for yours too. It's time.
What to do, what to do. Seriously, what does one do when turtle time and Pinot chugging becomes an old story line? Some media outlets are reporting that the recent rumblings of Mario Singer'sinfidelities are just in time to bring some buzz for the upcoming season of Real Housewives of New York.
While rumors are flying that Mario sent junk selfies to a much younger socialite and may have even gotten her pregnant, Ramona Singer is hinting that all of the hoopla is just made for TV drama courtesy of Bravo. Sure it is.
LuAnn revealed that the couple's main source of frustration had nothing to do with her onscreen affair with a pirate, but with their inability to have a child. Which is interesting considering LuAnn had her tubes tied, but whatever… Details/schmetails!
Anyway, LuAnn acknowledges that their 10-year age difference was just one of the many things that caused issues in the relationship. "There was a lot of frustration on both ends in that I know that Jacques would love to have a family,” she confesses to RadarOnline.
Bethenny's shrill scream was heard around the world, I'm sure. "Oh my god," she added. "Please kill me now. I just want to die. I really do."
On the tape, Bethenny talked baby talk to her dog, made fun of her driver, and talked up her career. "I've cooked for Mariska Hargitay, the Hiltons, Brooke Hogan, Alicia Silverstone, models," she shared. "Basically I'm a natural foods chef, and in Hollywood, health sells."
Bethenny declared the clip painful to watch, asking Andy, "That's why I made it on the show?" Andy said, despite his initial reservations about Bethenny's past experience with reality TV on Martha Stewart: The Apprentice, he thought she was really funny. And now we're stuck with her the rest is history.
Weeee-eeeeell. What have we here?! Remember in Real Housewives of New York season 4 when the ladies were in Morocco and visited a fortune teller. And remember Kelly Bensimon translated the woman's French and claimed she said Mario Singer was cheating on Pinot Singer. And remember Sonja Morgan bawling about how much she loved Pinot. Well perhaps Pinot was too drunk to remember but we sure aren't! Anyway, according to Page Six those predictions are turning into fact.
Jill Zarin and LuAnn de Lesseps Multiple sources confirm to the infamous tabloid that Mario, aged 60, has been getting cozy with a twenty-something socialite. So cozy in fact that said blonde got knocked up! Mario met his lady on the side in the Hamptons at a party and the two started spending a lot of time together. Even getting together at the Hamptons home he shares with Ramona while she was out of town! Ouch.
Gossip about the clandestine affair spread like wildfire and then socialite's roommate confirmed that the affair was indeed happening. In fact there are even NAKED PHOTOS of Senor Singer to prove sexytime shenanigans took place!
That's hot cool. I don't even know what I'm allowed to say anymore. With all these celebrities reality stars trademarking things left and right. Now, the Real Housewives of New York are jumping on the bandwagon.
Ramona Singer, LuAnn deLesseps, and Jill (remembah me?) Zarin have all trademarked their names, as well as some more interesting ideas. What's next? I'll have to drop a dollar in the tip jar every time I type out Pinot Singer? Will I actually have to spend money to buy class?