Andy plays a few clips of Jules Wainstein’s bizarre calzone creation, dubbing it “The Twilight CalZone”. He says that he thinks Jules meant it jokingly. Carole says, “Yeah, I think she thought it was going to be really funny. I don’t think putting Lidocaine, Percoset and all sorts of drugs into the calzone, I don’t think she thought that would be funny.”
Lu starts off, “I’ve been spending quite a bit of time with Tom in Palm Beach, so I threw a cocktail party for the girls at Hunt & Fish Club NYC so we could catch up. Bethenny and Carole didn’t even bother to RSVP so when Ramona pulled me aside to chastise me for not reaching out more to them, I had no choice but to defend myself. I’ve apologized more than enough to Carole, and she still is holding a grudge. At this point, I feel that I’ve extended an olive branch to her multiple times and she refuses to accept it. Carole now needs to meet me halfway for us to have any chance at being friends. Ultimately, I couldn’t care less whether Carole or Bethenny want my friendship because I’ve reached my limit, and I’m done apologizing.”
I feel bad for Jules Wainstein. I feel like I like her as a person, but it just does not seem like this Real Housewives thing is right for her. Case in point: Jules being upset about Bethenny Frankel being Bethenny Frankel. I know that Bethenny is far from the nicest person in the world, but that is just how she is. If Jules really can’t take it, then she needs to move on from this show.
Jules was majorly hurt by Bethenny‘s rigid disposition, which I totally get from a real life standpoint. But as a cast member on a reality TV show, Jules really has zero clue what it is actually like to have Bethennny coming for her. And it’s is very obvious it would be something that the woman could never handle – especially since Bethenny took it upon herself to criticize Jules for crying about her in a talk with Dorinda Medley.
Other than the Bloody Vagina portions of the show, I loved last night’s Real Housewives Of New York. There was just the right mixture of drama and suspense, coupled with heart-felt friendship moments. WHAT WOULD RHONY DO WITHOUT DORINDA MEDLEY?! She is everyone’s friend in a meaningful way, never fake, and truly takes time to help these women without judgement. All Housewives shows need a Dorinda! In other happenings, Luann de Lesseps emancipated herself from trying to get into anyone’s good graces – she’s getting married and she don’t give a damn, so “F–k these bitches!” You heard it: Straight from the Countess’ mouth.
While Bethenny Frankel was preoccupied by bleeding about the groins, the other ladies were empowering their ovaries and realizing…screw this Bethenny Controlled Dictatorship – it’s mutiny time. Rise Up! They’ll go on their OWN trip. They’ll seize the sails and steer this ship in a new direction. The Countess went rogue and she don’t care about Carole RadziVille (said vaudville style).
On tonight’s episode, titled “Steel Calzones,” which please don’t insult my Steel Magnolias by associating with Bethenny Frankel, cause no… Bethenny’s health scare gets scarier after some unsettling news from her doctor. Not only that, but when Bethenny is faced with creating a living will, she realizes how very alone she is. I’ll refrain from snarky comments here, and just move on to Carole Radziwill, who reconnects with her old friend Heather Thomson. So I guess with Bethenny out of commission she had time for ol’ H.T. Holla!
Happy Monday! Take a look at what the reality stars did over the weekend in our new reality star sightings photo roundup! Above: Real Housewives of Atlanta’sCynthia Bailey attended the Vision Community Foundation 5th Annual Black Tie Gala in Atlanta. Ditching Peter looks good on her, no?
Claudia Jordan, Tia Mowry, Toni Braxton and more walked the red carpet at the BET Awards in L.A. last night. Did you watch? What’d you think of the Prince tributes? What about Beyonce’s surprise performance?
Her life has really unwound and none of it was captured by the Bravo when they filmed the current season of the show. And this might be coming back to get Jules. Sure, she is making the news these days, but she really isn’t doing much on the show and now there are rumors that she might be getting the axe.
Who wants to know more about the life and times of Luann de Lesseps? If you answered “yes”, then Bravo has a treat for you – an hour long look into what happens before you join the largest reality TV franchise in history. Dust off your book of etiquette and brush up on your française, because it’s time to chat with The Countess of Real Housewives of New York.