So, let’s talk about Keeping Up With Kardashians… Is anybody watching that? I must confess I tuned in and saw, well, all the episodes of this season. Not because I was forced, but because I was curious. Albeit morbidly so. Which is sort of like eating an entire Chipotle burrito just to see if I can do it. Never a good idea, but it never stops me.
First of all, the editing in this show is so bad and non-sequential, but they don’t seem to care and they don’t bother trying to hide it. They also bilk a storyline for all it’s worth; going overboard to berate you with a point. And most annoyingly, each show has a little moralistic message attached to the end like some sort of totally trashy and lowbrow Aesop’s Fables with spray tans, false eyelashes, and a lot of too tight pants.
Yeah, so about those Kardashians. Is Kris Jennerpsychotic? Bruce Jenner seems to think so! Their marital drama – which may be fabricated, but is likely not – is kinda dominating this season so far. In fact Bruce is getting some major airtime for once. He’s working hard for his share of that $40M.
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Where there’s a headline, there’s a Kardashian waiting to be part of it! The first round of speculation says that ABC is hoping to nab not only Kim Kardashian, but brother Rob, too! The network is hoping get things going with a little sibling rivalry. A source tells HollywoodLife: “They are posing it as ‘sibling rivalry,’ because they don’t believe they will get Kim on her own”. CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR THE REST!
From the NBC press release: “Kim has grown closer to her loving family than she ever was before, Kourtney and Scott are preparing Mason for the arrival of his little sister, Khloé strives to spend time with everyone she loves, Kylie and Kendall have discovered new ways to step out from the shadows of their older sisters, Rob is finding his own way in business, and Bruce and Kris go through a rough patch after Bruce reveals that he feels taken for granted.”
The Kardashians will also continue to expand their empire by opening DASH boutique and pimping more products than ever. Oh, joy.
Photos of the family and a video preview of tonight’s episode are below!
Is anything ever what it seems in Kardashialand? Who’s marrying whom? Which sister is knocked up? Which sister is divorcing? Which sister is forced to forgo college plans so she can bank roll her mother? Where did Rob go? Do they just bring him out of the basement when they need him? It’s a hurricane of uncertainty with the Kardashian Krew.
In recent weeks, all eyes have been on Klamar and the state of their union. The couple has decided not to continue with reality show, and in an effort to lay low (Kardashian style, of course) Khloe Kardashian was on the cover of People magazine discussing the pair’s marriage. Baby steps. The most quotable from that interview was Khloe relaying, “I like to think divorce is not an option.” Tabloids and blogs everywhere (cough, cough) are now jumping to dissect the phrase “I like to think” in her statement.
Well, I have some unfortunate news, so I hope you’re all sitting down. The Kardashians will definitely NOT be leaving our TV’s anytime soon – or our pop culture lexicon. Despite Kim Kardashian‘s sham wedding (with accompanying very public divorce) and the tremendous negative backlash from the media and the public, American’s favorite famewhores have just inked a $40 Million three-year reality television deal with E!. So, if this doesn’t confirm that Kimye is a publicity stunt – really, I don’t know what would!
Yes, despite petitions, and threats, and absolute proof that their shows are staged crap – they will be back whether we like it or not!
Ironically the numbers for last season’s KUWTK averaged only about 3 M viewers per episode – on par (or below) with most Housewives, but apparently the Kardashians’ scandals and drama are worth their weight in gold for the network; which basically exists purely to broadcast the family’s lives. The deal does not include any new shows! So when Kim and Kanye West start pimping out their totally authentic romance, they will iron out their own deal. Which means more ka-ching!
The less famous and thereby second-rate family members, Rob Kardashian along withKylie andKendall Jenner will receive considerably less. Scott Disick and Mason also get a cut of the profit, but they have a separate deal with the network. You know Kris was trying to insure against any possible break-ups!
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In today’s ‘you’ve got to be kidding me’ news, TMZ is reporting that Kim Kardashian is now accusing Kris Humphriesof fraud! Yes, you read that right.
If you’ve been keeping up with this messy divorce, you know that Kris, 27, is refusing to sign the divorce papers, instead taking Kimmie Kakes to court in his attempt to get an annulment on the grounds of fraud. Kris also wants to clear his name as he feels the Kardashians vilified him after Kim, 31, filed for divorce.
Well, fast forward to today, and TMZ is reporting Kimmie also wants an annulment, but not because she’s the fraud, but rather on the grounds that Kris committed fraud. For realz! Apparently, Kimmie and her legal folks are now claiming Kris defrauded Kim by promising to live with her in California, and then demanding that she move to Minnesota. Why should an NBA player who plays in Minnesota agree to live in California? Not sure I’m buying this latest Kardashian tale!
I must say, if this is Kimmie’s defense in court, she has a pretty weak case. For starters, Kim herself admitted last year that she had major doubts about the wedding BEFORE she tied the knot. Which was pretty evident by the fact that she bailed on her marriage after only 72 days and didn’t even attempt to try marriage counseling. In a statement she released on November 2, Kim all but admitted she only went through with the wedding as not to disappoint others and to earn $17 million! Below is an excerpt from Kim’s statement released days after filing for divorce:
“I believed in love and the dream of what I wanted so badly. I felt like I was on a fast roller coaster and couldn’t get off when now I know I probably should have. I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.”
Kris has always maintained that Kim married him with no intention of being in the marriage for the long haul. The fact that Kim also wasted no time in running back into the arms of her ex,Reggie Bush, only proves Kris’ point. Plus, people who intend to be married to someone for the rest of their lives don’t bail out on a marriage after only 72 days without — at least — trying to fix it.
As for TMZ’s report last week that Kris is demanding $7 million from Kim to sign the divorce papers, his reps deny the story to UsWeekly magazine.
Some fans are also calling out Kim and her pimpmomager Kris Jenner liars, as Kris J. originally claimed last year that Kim did not make a dime off her wedding. “She didn’t make a dime off of this wedding,” Kris claimed back in November. “She actually spent millions of dollars on this wedding.” Many, of course, called BS on Kris’ comments as reports stated they made off with over $17 mil. The Kardashians are now stating that Kris doesn’t deserve any of Kim’s money, because he made over $1 million from the wedding.
So, according to the Kardashians, who can’t keep their lies straight, Kim didn’t make a dime off her wedding, yet her husband, Kris, the lesser known celebrity, made off with $1 million? Riiiiight. And despite only being married for 72 days, Kris J. revealed last year that Kim is planning to keep the ring Kris gave her which, according to Radar Online, Kris purchased at a wholesale price of $750,000. The ring is said to be worth $2 million in retail.
Moving on to a new report by UsWeekly magazine, which may or may not have been planted by Kimmie Kakes and her pimp momma! According to the report, rapper Kanye West is not only “obsessed” with Kim, but is doing everything he can to win her heart!
“Kanye is obsessed with Kim and would marry her,” alleges Kris Jenner a Kanye confidant, with a source close to Kim adding, “To have Kanye charming her feels good. Guys are afraid to get near her with all the drama, and here’s a guy who’s actively pursuing her.”
Kimmie is reportedly flattered by Kanye’s alleged obsession, hence her reason for flying all the way to Paris to see his fashion show last week. “She flew in just to see him,” reveals a Kim source. “Kanye begged her to come.” The “insider” then adds that Kanye really respects Kim’s business sense and “envisions the two of them running this dynasty together.”
Well, this all makes sense, as Kanye’s been known to date a stripper or pornstar or two, so Kimmie Kakes would fit right into that equation!
Kim Kardashian revealed earlier this year that she had high hopes for 2012, but unfortunately for Kimmie Kakes, 2012 doesn’t seem any different.
The series of bad news and negative press continues for Kim and her family following our report this weekend. which exposed a so called “heart to heart” scene with Kim and pimpmomager Kris Jenner, on Kourtney and Kim Take New York was actually staged and filmed in a TV studio in Los Angeles. While the story continues to spread, with a number of major news outlets reporting on it, the backlash against the Kardashians continues to grow steam.
The latest today is a new report by Radar Online which exposes Kimmie, 31, for the complete phony she is. According to Radar, Kim’s hubby of 72 days, Kris Humphries has been telling friends and family that Kim was actually the one who planned his wedding proposal to her. If you recall, the proposal was a big part of the Keeping Up With Kardashians series last season.
In the made for TV scene, Kris spread rose petals in Kim’s bedroom to spell the words “Will You Marry Me?” The report this morning is, however, stating Kris, 26, wanted to propose to Kim in Minnesota but ultimately Kim, her mom, and the show took over the proposal.
“Kim told Kris how, where and when to propose, it was absolutely no surprise to her whatsoever”, a source close to the situation tells Radar.
“First of all, Kris proposed in the middle of the day, and he had to do that because it would create better lighting to capture the moment. Kim looked so surprised but she knew it was happening,” the source says. “She was in full hair and make-up, as she always is on the show. Kris wanted it to be very intimate and romantic, but all of his ideas were shot down by production officials and Kim.”
The source adds: “Kim told him the paparazzi would ruin the special moment if it were to take place in a public setting, like the beach, which he had also considered. How romantic could it be with three camera crews?”
There have also been past reports that Kim was sported wearing the engagement ring Kris reportedly gave her back when she was still dating Reggie Bush. Those reports seemed silly back then but in light of recent events, it definitely seems plausible.
In other Kardashian news, RadarOnline has also uncovered documents which reveal details of Kris Jenner’s very nasty divorce to Robert Kardashian. And in reading the divorce docs, it’s pretty obvious to see where Kimmie Kakes gets her whorish streak from! Who knew that could be inherited?
The never before seen 1991 divorce and child support documents reveal Kris’ marriage ended after Robert discovered she was having an affair with her boy toy whom she refers to as Ryan in her book. The docs also reveal Robert took issue with Kris’ lavish spending and the fact that she flaunted her new relationship with Bruce Jenner in front of their young kids.
The documents state that after discovering Kris’ affair, an angry Robert canceled her credit cards, store cards and stopped paying for her extravagant lifestyle, which Kris bitterly fought against as she claimed she deserved the “luxury lifestyle” she had become accustomed to.
“The petitioner and I shared a luxury lifestyle,” Kris, 56, said in her petition for spousal and child support. “Nothing was too good for our family. Even our children’s clothing was purchased at exclusive boutiques… The New Year’s Eve party alone cost between $10,000 and $12,000. Since January 1990 the petitioner has essentially cut me off from all funds.”
How much did Kris want from her attorney husband back in 1991? A mere $37,189 a month in both spousal and child support. Wowzers.
In her sworn statement, Kris claimed the 37K a month was for a $15,000 a monthly mortgage payment on her Beverly Hills home, wages for a gardener, a maid and housekeeper as well as clothing costs. But the biggest shocker? Kris stated she spent $800 each month on clothing for all four children but spent $2,000 on herself!
Robert, however, fired back stating he was being forced to live with his relatives while Kris moved Bruce into the home he used to share with her and their four kids. In fact, Robert claimed Bruce and Kris’ relationship was detrimental to the children and that Robert Jr. a.k.a Robonce witnessed his still-married mother in bed with Bruce.
“I believe this situation is inappropriate for several reasons,” Robert said in the docs. “Firstly my children are exposed to another man living with their mother. I believe that is inappropriate and I ask the court to enjoin and restrain (Kris) from living with any member of the opposite sex in or about the presence of our children… As a matter of fact, my son Robert said he slept on the couch in (Kris’) bedroom when (Kris) and her boyfriend were in bed together in the bedroom.”
Kris ended up marrying Bruce on April 21, 1991, a month after these papers were filed and just months after her marriage ended with Robert.
And finally, unfortunately for Khloe Kardashian, the speculation about who her real dad might be isn’t going away anytime soon. While Kris J. has dismissed the Khloe paternity rumors as “silly,” two of Khloe’s former stepmoms went on the record last week as stating her late father Robert believe she wasn’t his biological daughter.
The first person people are looking to of course is the man Kris admits she had an affair with. In her recently released book, Kris revealed she had an affair with a guy named Ryan. Turns out “Ryan” is actually Todd Waterman, and in an interview with Star, Todd confirms his affair with Kris. However, Todd adds that he could not have fathered Khloe because just as Kris stated in her book, their affair began in 1989, five years after Khloe was born.
A photo of Todd is below.
With Todd out of the equation, the Hollywoodite blog is now speculating that perhaps Kris’ hairdresser of 30 years might have fathered Khloe. The reason? Well, let’s just say the hairdresser Alex Roldan bares an EXTREMELY striking resemblance to Khloe. In fact, Alex appeared in a 1985 music video shot by Kris J. Could Alex possibly be Khloe’s father?
We’ll let you be the judge. A photo of Alex is below!
[Photo credit: Judy Eddy/WENN.com]
UPDATE – Some of our smart commenters have brilliantly pointed out that Khloe’s middle name is “Alexandra.”
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