Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.
It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.
Recently the media has been all abuzz about Rob Kardashian moving to Miami. Rob is over the media machine that has become his family and has specifically had it with his pushy, over-bearing pimpmomager Kris Jenner, reportedly.
“Rob feels like his family can’t see anything beyond the spotlight,” a source tells In Touch Weekly. “But he wants more for himself than fame.”
At the center of his frustration is Rob's struggle with his weight. He's been increasingly distant from family events even refusing to appear on the family Christmas card because of his weight.
Instead of supporting him as he got healthy, Rob feels his family tried to humiliate him on Keeping Up With The Kardashians and then use weight loss as a storyline and media ploy.
Run, Bruce Jenner! Run as fast as you can! We all know you can do it, and you've got the medal to prove it. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! I can't even. I mean, I may very well be at a loss for words, and y'all know that is never the case!
On the heels of their separation announcement, Kris Jenner is taking every opportunity she can to share her relief over being rid of husband Bruce. It's really quite sad and disrespectful, but then again, that's par for the course with Kris, isn't it? People has the details of the pimpmomager's cover story for New You magazine, and in it, Kris describes what she would want for her one do-over. Hint: it has nothing to do with Bruce.
Kris reveals, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." I am really holding back here, and it's harder than expected.
Sometimes worlds collide. Like when really smart and accomplished people team up with Kim Kardashian! Sort of.
Morgan Spurlock the acclaimed filmmaker behind movies such as Super Size Me is working on a new documentary about fame and celebrity.
Recently Morgan (my fellow West Virginian – woot!) was spotted behaving like a paparazzi at LAX as part of a mob desperate to snap photos of Kim. Morgan's rep told the NY Daily News that nope, he's not a fan or anything – it's all in the name of art. "It's for a project on celebrity and fame, It’s for a project that hasn’t been announced yet. He’s in the field shooting."
The subject of the film is apparently the actual behaviors of the paparazzi. From SPLASH, the agency selling the snaps, "Getting mixed in with the large group of photographers waiting, absolute chaos broke out when Kim walked through the arrivals area and although Morgan tried to even shoot through the limo windshield he still commented that he got no pictures."
When you're a Kardashian, life lessons aren't the same as they are for us normal folk. For example, if I assaulted a paparazzo and stole her expensive camera (complete with a memory card containing celebrity photos allegedly worth thousands of dollars), I'd be in jail. Yes, jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course, in this scenario, someone would have to be following me around and taking my picture…which would mean I was at least semi-famous (a girl can dream!)…
However, if you're Rob Kardashian and you do the same, you end up with a slap on the wrist…if you could even call it that!
Scott partied it up at Hyde Bellagio and we have photos of the red carpet arrivals as well as a few inside shots showing off his cake, his takeover of the DJ booth and more.
While last night may have been his "official" party, earlier in the weekend the Scott and Kourtney were poolside for another celebration, but this one didn't look quite as fun and social for Kourtney. The Daily Mail has photos of Kourtney barely interacting with anyone at the soiree and looking a little cranky. Maybe she was just hot and tired and felt like hiding in the cabana?
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It's not a great day to be a Kardashian…although I guess that begs the question, "Is it ever?" Now that Kim Kardashian is divorced from Kris Humphries, many thought it would be a matter of minutes before tiny rapper Kanye West put a ring on it. However, now there are whisperings that they won't be announcing their engagement any time soon. #poutyface
Happy weekend, readers! I hope your week was better than Rob Kardashian's. Poor guy was advertising his itty bitty woes to anyone who would listen, and now his one attempt at getting his mother's attention entering the world of Kardashian business ventures isn't going as well as planned. Yikes!
At least things are looking up for sister Kim thanks to boyfriend Kanye West. She's even apparently scored an invite (thanks to the tiny rapper) to the Met Gala after being blacklisted by Anna Wintour last year. Now, whatever will she wear? That's the bigggest fear question!