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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Hatersque

by Mary on December 3rd, 2013

Here's an odd combination: men with breast cancer and burlesque parties for your boss. Or if you are a cast member on Vanderpump Rules it's all in a day's work!

Last night Lisa Vanderpump's business partner Nathalie decided to throw a surprise burlesque party for her husband Guillermo. Naturally they decided it was wholly appropriate for Stassi Schroeder and Anonymous Stassi Schroeder Friend No. 1, Katie Maloney to do a burlesque performance for their boss. Apparently those two loons took burlesque lessons a couple years ago, but they actually suck at burlesque and only took the classes so when they get drunk at the bar they can grind on each other to attract boys.

Stassi suggests that she just shake her fake boobies and call it day. Luckily Nathalie has the foresight to hire real burlesque dancers and they will happily wear nipple tassels. Stassi looks down at her own boobies, realizes they're not nearly as perky and 3… 2… 1… begins stabbing Lari, Kari, and Scari (or whatever their names were) with a feathered headdress.

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars Week In Pictures – Carlton Gebbia, Chanel Omari And More

by Reality Tea on November 27th, 2013

See what your favorite reality stars were up to this week with an all new photo roundup!

Above: Carlton Gebbia clowned around with Hollywood Exes star Nicole Murphy at ABC's 24th Annual Talk of The Town Gala at Beverly Hilton Hotel.

Also spotted out and about this week: Adrienne Maloof partying with her young stud, Princesses: Long Island star Chanel Omari celebrates her birthday at Tokya in NYC, while Kendra Wilkinson shows off her new her haircut.

Celebs like Heidi Klum, Kendall Jenner, Giuliana Rancic and Kylie Jenner hit the red carpet at the American Music Awards this week. Also on the red carpet at other events: DJ Pauly D and Holly Madison.

Below you'll also find Gretchen Rossi, Derek Hough, Khloe Kardashian, Scheana Marie and many more!

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: There’s A New Bitch In Town

by Mary on November 26th, 2013

Last night on Vanderpump Rules everyone was obsessed with cheating that wasn't going on.

Things begin with Jax Taylor remembering that he probably would trade Stassi Schroeder in for another psycho. He's modeling for Kitson – male mooodleing is such chaaaaallenging work – especially when you have a famewhore girl model telling you how hot you look.

Actually what really happened is that she saw Jax's tat for Stassi and realized "easy mark" I could swoop in and have sex with this guy and he'd leave Psychossi for me in a heartbeat and then I'd get to be on TeeVee. ME!

Despite wanting Stassi back, Jax is a little vague about whether or not he's in a relationship. I mean I guess it's hard to explain that you let some girl carry your balls around in a pseudo designer bag and then you go vacuum her apartment every single time she gives them a squeeze. I mean the average stranger might not understand the deep and beautiful nature of their love.

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: The Tears Of Our Boyfriends

by Mary on November 19th, 2013

Oh Vanderpump Rules – why you make so many menz cry? Perhaps it's because I grew up in the south but I think a man should drown his tears in whiskey instead. Does that make me ~~a cold-hearted biatch~~ Stassi Schroeder?

Last night the gang traveled to LAKE ARROWHEAD, mythical kingdom of all things powerful and magical, or you would have imagined it was by the awestruck way the entire cast said the name over and over again! Jax Taylor is going to implore Stassi's mom to accept him so Stassi will be his girlfriend again. Stassi's mom is pretty much exactly like Stassi – only scarier and with worse hair.

The real reason they're going is so Jax can show Stassi his tattoo – ac-ci-dent-tal-leee, as he takes his shirt off on the beach. "What's that?!" she wonders grabbing his arm? For me… she gasps. 'Next I want you to get my vaj tattoo over your heart. Then I'll love you again. Maybe…' Stassi is slightly disgusted by the gesture but alas her ego explodes into a thousand cosmic rays of gloriosity – someone wants her enough to permanently mutilate their body. Jax and Tom 1 giggle in the bedroom over how well it went. Meanwhile Stassi complains to her mom about how desperate Jax is.

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PHOTOS: Reality TV Stars Twitter Pictures Roundup – November 16th

by Melissa on November 16th, 2013

Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to Twitter to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here's a roundup of some of our favorite photos from the Twitterverse this week! Enjoy!

Above: Bethenny Frankel tweeted, "This is your brain on PMS."

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Below you'll find Twitter pics from Scheana Marie, Porsha Stewart, Curtis Stone, Lisa Vanderpump, Demi Lovato, Ramona Singer, and more!

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Vanderpump Rules Recap: Rules For Dating Stassi Schroeder

by Mary on November 12th, 2013

Stassi Schroeder is up to her same antics of systematically destroying everyone around her. Thankfully Vanderpump Rules favorite sociopath hasn't changed. ~~Where are the proper authorities?~~

Last night Stassi cemented that Scheana Marie, briefly her friend, was once again her enemy. Stassi believes that Scheana is on an unrelenting quest to become her, to like BE Stassi. Which would mean Scheana also wants to be WITH Jax Taylor.

Speaking of Jax, I'd like to take an informal poll on how high we think his IQ is: 3? 8? Maybe 15 on a generous day? Despite being humiliated and constantly berated by Stassi he desperately wants her back. So desperately that he got a secret tattoo to prove his love. She maintains he isn't doing anything to earn her trust back except give her truly exceptional sex with lots of acrobatics and WWF maneuvers. #gag

Over at SUR things are still topsy-turvy. Strangely it's not decimating business so Lisa Vanderpump decides to install a new bar in the garden. With construction underway she now needs to find the perfect sexy bartender. Not Jax! Oh no – his crazy is old news slimy like fruit a couple days past the expiration date. Someone different… someone outside the incestuous cess pool. Someone like Katie Maloney's boyfriend Tom. Enter Tom 2.

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Lisa Vanderpump Denies Wanting To Quit Real Housewives of Beverly Hills! Scheana Marie Calls Brandi Glanville “Insane”!

by Mary on November 11th, 2013

This season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills the tables are turning for Lisa Vanderpump. Meaning no one likes her. Rumor had it the isolation and ostracization became so intense Lisa was threatening to quit the show! ~~No amount of money could get me to hang out with Splits!~~

Lisa heartily denies the rumor, insisting. “If I quit, you will hear the words right out of my mouth or I have been fired.”

Furthermore she doesn't even know what she would quit, even if she wanted to! "There are all these rumors but there is nothing to quit. We are not in production — they don’t even start production until next year,” Lisa explained to E! Online.

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Brandi Glanville Takes A Twitter Dig At Vanderpump Rules’ Scheana Marie; Scheana Still Upset About Her Devastating Tooth Surgery

by Lauren on November 11th, 2013

Well, I'd like to say Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glanville was drunk when she recently tweeted about Vanderpump Rules' Scheana Marie (I mean, is that really her name?), but the tweet was composed at 9:42 A.M. Of course, this is Brandi, and perhaps she was at a super early brunch with bottomless mimosas…

On Friday morning, Brandi tweeted, "I really wish a certain pare shapes bugged eyed "COCK" tail waitress would stop riding my coat tails." Yes, pare shapes. I wonder to whom Brandi could be referring? While Scheana seems to be the obvious target for Brandi's twitterhate, she's hardly using Brandi's celebrity to bolster her own–she doesn't need to. She has her tooth surgery story to garner attention. No, I'm serious.

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