For once things haven’t gone to Scheana Marie‘s head – they’re going to her butt instead! She credits changing her alcohol consumption for her new enhanced physique.
Scheana has long dreamed of being a Kardashian and now brags that her new ‘weight gain’ has only gone to her butt so she couldn’t be more pleased – except that she misses drinking beer. I mean she is an ass, so...
As always, I think the Secrets Revealed episodes are better than most of what we’ve seen throughout season. And Vanderpump Rules was no exception!
Jax Taylor is totally having a pre-midlife crisis. He’s too old for a quarter-life crisis (let’s be honest, no one expects him to live to be 120 years old) and technically he’s too young for a mid-life crisis, so he’s in a 2/3 life crisis, which means having 400 birthday parties dedicated to doing things kids should do. Like the trampoline park where Tom 1 suggests they play dodgeball on teams of Jax plus all the women he’s slept with, vs. Tom and all the people Jax hasn’t slept with! Bouncing boobs of many incarnations (Jax being the biggest boob of all).
Actually, it was the season of Jax, and, it was totally too much Jax (his shenanigans have overstayed their welcome), but here we go again! At least for the last time.
Happy Tuesday! Let’s take a peek at what the reality stars have been up to in our new photo roundup. The Real Housewives of New York City star Carole Radziwilllooked like she was having the time of her life at the 2018 American Ballet Theatre Spring Gala. Her co-star Bethenny Frankel was also in good spirits as she attended the 70th Annual Parsons Benefit.
Scheana Marie and her Vanderpump Rules sidekick Billie Lee hung out together at a Victoria’s Secret event in L.A. Scheana was also hanging in Vegas.
Kris Jenner was spotted with her boyfriend Corey Gamble at the Monaco Formula One Grand Prix. Check out these and more hot pics in the gallery below!
What do you think of Carole Radziwill’s blue dress? What about Bethenny’s look?
Rachel Zoe and her two sons, Kaius and Skyler were seen at the Hammer Museum K.A.M.P. (Kids’ Art Museum Project) in L.A. Also there was Ladies of London (we miss this show!!) star Marissa Hermer with her two kids.
Check out all of the photos in the gallery below.
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MJ’S BLONDE LOOK? WHO WINS BEST DRESSED AT THE NYLON PARTY?
The Vanderpump Rules star has been vacationing in Oahu, Hawaii with Robby where they were seen holding hands and walking on the beach. So Scheana is swapping one Rob for another after being dumped by Rob Valetta?!
Last night was the final episode in this endless season of Vanderpump Rules. I celebrated making it to the end with a Vanderpump Rules worthy fancy cocktail of my own creation.
Oftentimes while watching this show, I mentally compare it to The Wizard of Oz. I imagine all these aimless WeHo-ers, orange as oompah-loompas, wandering the LA scene asking The Wizard, Lisa Vanderpump, for some guidance, but even Lisa doesn’t know what to do with these half-humans and sometimes must simply order them to “shut up.”
So last night Lala Kent got a conscience, Jax Taylor pretended he got a heart, and Scheana Marie demonstrated that selling her soul to Andy Cohen the reality TV satan granted her eternal selfishness. Congrats!
A lot of the conversation comes back to Rob since he was Scheana’s favorite thing to talk about all season long. Lala’s boyfriend has never even appeared on camera, yet he was a major part of Lala’s storylines for the past two seasons. Now the Vanderpump Rules cast members are sharing their opinions about their costars’ (current and former) significant others.
I know we’ve all referred to the stars of Vanderpump Rules as “Vanderpump Fools” but you know, if the condom fits! Happily some of these people have taken the tentative steps towards adulthood, however most of them are still mixing reiki with booze and wondering why their back hurts.
On part 2 of the reunion, Jax Taylor continued to be confused about, well, everything. Lala Kent defined feminism and her finances, and Katie Maloney cried about how amazing Tom Schwartz is. Regardless of how flawed it may be, it’s nice to finally see these two happy – especially considering how unhappy their wedding was!