Some may think Kristen Doute was busy needling a James Kennedy voodoo doll full of holes after the airing of Vanderpump Rules this week. And those people would be (nearly) correct! After witnessing James’ on-camera apology to Kristen over his supposed PG-13 “indiscretion” with Jenna (after Scheana Marie’s birthday party), Kristen then got a first-time glimpse of James’ televised interview. You know, the one in which he bragged about “boning” Jenna after all?!
Kristen admits she was initially forgiving of James because, “At the time, I didn’t really have a reason not to believe James and DAMN his story was convincing. There was a slight doubt in my mind, but I blamed myself for that because of the mistakes I had made (and lies I had told) in past relationships.” She argues, “James did his homework and knew exactly how to play me. Watching the episode back I felt naive and betrayed. To hear him compliment Jenna at the after party the way that he did, as I sat there, and then brag about ‘boning’ her while I stupidly took him back was beyond humiliating.”
I could watch Vanderpump Rules forever, like on a loop, one never-ending Kristen Doute messy relationship after another. Oh wait, I am! HAHA – funny how that’s working out. Kristen cheated on Tom Sandoval, blamed Tom 1 for their relationship being awful, bragged about the wondrous peen of James Kennedy, then their relationship ended up being equally awful in all the same ways, Kristen returned to her nagging, stalking, threatening, emotionally manipulative, meltdowns and… well you know what happened! James cheated! Didn’t think he had the balls. Literally.
Is that karma, or just the laws of physics. Whatever – I’m sensing a pattern here. Is that pattern Kristen?
Last night was the premiere of Vanderpump Rules. I love this show! I love Tom 1 and Tom 2 on their rollerskates, reenacting Boogie Nights Returns: The Wind In My Perm: A Post-Porn Love Story To Decades Of Duos. I love that Scheana Marie Famewhore is now selling Sir Hubs A Lot up ish creek because all the spotlights in all the world need to be focused on her Madonna-adled fantasies (And Scheana ain’t no virgin – just ask Brandi Glanville!) And I love Kristen Doute being the new Stassi Schroeder; stomping around the outskirts of SUR, screaming about how mature she is now that she’s done with this waitressing thingie. T-shirt Lines are the new Statement Necklaces!
So let’s recap this bitch!
First things first, Jax Taylor is a plastic surgery addict, which means he’s gonna end up on Botched trying to undo his Bieber recreation makeover. Jax had had his THIRD nose job – this one to remove minuscule lumps that were a blight to his once perfect profile. He’s also got a nasty 6″ Frankenstein scar running down his forehead. Was he actually undergoing a lobotomy to forget his past as the premiere male supermodel and living incarnate of Zoolander?
To refresh your memory on everything that happened last season, plus give you a taste of what you’re in for, we’re recapping the craziest moments from season 3. In short: There was a whole lotta cheatin’ going on!
Skeletons! Princesses! And Jessica Rabbit! Oh my! A few of our favorite reality TV stars, like Lisa Vanderpump, Peta Murgatroyd, and Kristen Doute, took to social media to show off their Halloween costumes, so of course we rounded up the pictures for you.
Above: Heidi Klum and Gigi Hadid at Heidi’s annual Halloween party. Heidi knocked it out of the park as Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit and Gigi looked stunning as Sandy from Grease.
It’s almost time! The new season of Vanderpump Rules kicks off on Monday night and we cannot wait! Last night the Vanderpump Rules cast celebrated their fourth season with a party in West Hollywood and the whole crew turned out for it – even Giggy!
STAR magazine held their ‘Scene Stealer’ celebration this weekend at the W Hollywood Rooftop and the reality TV stars were front and center. The event celebrated all of the stars that are ‘stealing the scene’ from Film, TV, Music and Fashion.
The Vanderpump Rules cast spilled some hot tea – they are currently filming for a new brand new special feature – the Vanderpump Rules After Show! It will be along the lines of The Walking Dead’s after-show The Talking Dead. Could be interesting to hear their thoughts and follow up info after the episodes air. Tom Sandoval shared that he’s working on a music video for a new song!