All hail Lord Douche-ick Disick! It’s hard being royalty, especially when the United States’ version of royalty is over-paid, under-educated, over-exposed reality personalities who are famous because someone who is related to someone they once or thrice procreated with was tee-tee’d on (I’m old and Southern, sue me for not being cruder..in this instance at least!) for a multi-gajillion dollar sex tape. Such are the conundrums of Scott Disick.
Sure, the reality star is NOW famous (for lack of a better word) in his own right. He’s got three kids with family kash kow Kim Kardashian’s sister Kourtney, and the pair have a slew of spin-offs under their over-priced (but kind of classless) belts. But let’s be honest, Scott’s infamy is a product of his entitled behavior and penchant for booze and pills (allegedly). Plus, he’s a Lord, y’all, and he does what Lords do, like shattering mirrors in drunken rages, hating on his girlfriend’s family (warranted, so he’ll get a pass), and shoving dollar bills into the mouths of waiters who fail to cater to his every gross whim. Klassy!
This week in new reality star sightings, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are seen all over London together, but didn’t drag Nori around for this trip. We even have Kanye jumping up on a table at a fast food restaurant so he could give the fans what they want – Kanye at the center of attention.
It’s a topsy-turvy world in Kardashian Kingdom! Kris Jenner is losing her executive kontrol over the family $100 bill Kim Kardashian, and Scott Disick is reconsidering his priorities and deciding that all the Bentleys, Rolls, and Maseratis in the world aren’t more important than his kids!
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their daily lives with us. And we love them for it! Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite photos from this week. Enjoy!
Above: Gretchen Rossi shared, “Sundance look. Surprisingly I wasn’t cold at all. #lovefashion #wantmylook #GretchenChristine”
The trailer is short but packed full of scripted family drama. Kris Jenner begins to date Corey Gamble, 33, to ease the hurt from Bruce Jenner‘s rumored relationship with her former best friend. Kourtney Kardashian recruits Scott Disick to shave her hoohaa and he directs her to “spread them wide, spread them long, and I will go in there like a lawnmower.” Kim Kardashian wants two things: 1) A baby. Kim’s desire for a South West will be front and center. 2) To be as skinny and successful as little sister Kendall Jenner. “I’m not buying her a f-cking pair of shoes,” a jealous Kim gripes about Kendall. “I bought her a f-cking career.” Ugh. I. Can’t. Stand. Her. You know someone sucks at life when you’d rather watch her sister get her hoohaa shaved. Watch the trailer below.
I thank God that tonight is the season finale of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons because I’m bored out of my mind watching this summer wind down. Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick are discussing the new acting gig they were offered for a show shooting in the Hamptons. It’s for Royal Pains and Scott is stoked, however he humbly admits he has no clue how to act. I for one think he would make a decent actor. I don’t know why – but I think he can pull it off. Khloe, on the other hand, meh.
Kimmy has arrived! Yay!!! Apparently, she never spends this much time away from her sisters and decided to help pack up the house (Who-hoo! The end is near for this season!) and head back home to LaLa Land. First stop, hitting up a winery with Jonathan Cheban (ugh, I could do without him for the rest of the Kardashian existence IMO), Khloe, Kimmy and Malika (Khloe’s BFF). Kimmy doesn’t normally drink (kinda sucks to be her, I bet she’s a BLAST to hang out with). I for one, loves me some wine. all wine. any wine. Hell, I’m seven months pregnant and would drink mouthwash at this point for a buzz if I could….Anywho, Khloe’s had a bummer of a summer and this day of vino and girl time should do the trick.
My mind is blown. I cannot believe how many reality TV stars welcomed babies this year.
Snooki & JWoww star Jenni Farley gave birth to her first child in July. “She is here!” proud daddy Roger Mathews shared on Twitter. “Meilani Alexandra Mathews, 7 lbs, 13 ounces. Words can’t describe what looking into your child’s eyes can do to you. I’m humbled.”
Check out complete list of babies born to reality TV stars, hosts, judges, etc. in 2014 below.