Is anything ever what it seems in Kardashialand? Who’s marrying whom? Which sister is knocked up? Which sister is divorcing? Which sister is forced to forgo college plans so she can bank roll her mother? Where did Rob go? Do they just bring him out of the basement when they need him? It’s a hurricane of uncertainty with the Kardashian Krew.
In recent weeks, all eyes have been on Klamar and the state of their union. The couple has decided not to continue with reality show, and in an effort to lay low (Kardashian style, of course) Khloe Kardashian was on the cover of People magazine discussing the pair’s marriage. Baby steps. The most quotable from that interview was Khloe relaying, “I like to think divorce is not an option.” Tabloids and blogs everywhere (cough, cough) are now jumping to dissect the phrase “I like to think” in her statement.
Well, I have some unfortunate news, so I hope you’re all sitting down. The Kardashians will definitely NOT be leaving our TV’s anytime soon – or our pop culture lexicon. Despite Kim Kardashian‘s sham wedding (with accompanying very public divorce) and the tremendous negative backlash from the media and the public, American’s favorite famewhores have just inked a $40 Million three-year reality television deal with E!. So, if this doesn’t confirm that Kimye is a publicity stunt – really, I don’t know what would!
Yes, despite petitions, and threats, and absolute proof that their shows are staged crap – they will be back whether we like it or not!
Ironically the numbers for last season’s KUWTK averaged only about 3 M viewers per episode – on par (or below) with most Housewives, but apparently the Kardashians’ scandals and drama are worth their weight in gold for the network; which basically exists purely to broadcast the family’s lives. The deal does not include any new shows! So when Kim and Kanye West start pimping out their totally authentic romance, they will iron out their own deal. Which means more ka-ching!
The less famous and thereby second-rate family members, Rob Kardashian along withKylie andKendall Jenner will receive considerably less. Scott Disick and Mason also get a cut of the profit, but they have a separate deal with the network. You know Kris was trying to insure against any possible break-ups!
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If you were looking forward to another epic, over-the-top Kardashian wedding, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are going to dash your hopes and dreams. Cancel that viewing party.
This week’s print edition of Reality Weekly claims that Kourtney and Scott are in a hurry to tie the knot and make things official before their baby girl arrives this summer. But with such little time and the more “private” attitude Kourtney takes on her personal life, the couple is looking to have an intimate affair (less than 100 guests) with no film crew in tow. I’ll believe this when I see it.
Kris Jenner is reportedly pushing for the marriage. “Her mom thinks it’s awful that she’s on her second baby and isn’t married and she’s been working to convince Kourtney to go ahead and do it before the birth.”
A friend close to the couple says that Kourtney will only consent if it stays a low-key affair.
“She wouldn’t want something over the top or crazy expensive. She hates being wasteful and doesn’t do things just for show”, shares a source.
The guest list will be small, and she doesn’t want any bridesmaids, but will have her sisters as her maids of honor.
“Kourtney just wants a big party and have fun with their friends and family”.
TELL US – DO YOU THINK KOURTNEY WILL AVOID A HUGE WEDDING? DO YOU THINK THEY’RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE THIS WEDDING WHILE SHE’S STILL PREGNANT? DO YOU THINK KRIS WILL CRY OVER THE LOST OPPORTUNITY FOR FAMEWHORING AND CASH?
The downfall/humiliation of Kim Kardashian continues as her ex-boyfriend and infamous sex tape partner, Ray J, is finally getting his day in the sun. The man who got pissed on in the money making department of their joint venture, is speaking out and accusing Kim of cheating on her first husband with him!
Promoting his new book, Death Of The Cheating Man, Ray J discusses all his exploits with a character referred to as “KK” (gee, I wonder who that implies?) and according to Life & Style KK heavily pursued him while she was still married to ex-husband no. 1 Damon Thomas! Even worse she left her husband because of the affair! “She let me know she wanted to get with me,” Ray J confesses in his book.
Kim alleges she left the marriage because Damon was abusive to her and her divorce documents indicate that, however, it was Damon who actually filed for divorce from Kim!
“She left her husband for me as soon as we started having sex,” Ray J reveals. “We were like animals — sexually free to to try anything, and we did.” He says Kim was always prepared, putting toothpaste on the toothbrush in the morning and hosting lingerie fashion shows at night! #TMI
Ray J recalls KK being very “attentive” but clingy and over-bearing. “She wanted to know where I was at all times,” Ray J writes. “She literally thought I was cheating with every girl I ran across.” Ray J says Kim’s jealousy was out of control and that’s what drove him to end the relationship and ultimately cheat on her! “She started going to extremes to monitor my behavior,” he explains. He also believes KK cheated on him.
After their illicit and raunchy affair and the release of their sex tape, Ray J says he had no respect for his former bed-mate. “I had no respect for her. I wanted more for my life…[to] find a woman that I could actually trust.”
Upon learning that Ray J is releasing all the details of their sex life together, Kim is apparently mortified. “Kim’s putting on a brave face, but she’s furious about Ray J cashing in on her,” a friend shares. “There’s so much that has gone wrong for her this year — he’s just another person trying to humiliate her.” Well, Kim – you reap what you sew and Karma is a biatch!
Rumors had speculated that the Keeping Up With The Kardashians‘ star was having a girl, but Kourtney denied knowing the sex of her baby. We all knew she was just waiting to sell the big reveal to the highest bidder and guess what, OK! magazine sealed the deal! In a sit-down interview Kourtney and Scott Disick confirmed they are expecting a daughter due this summer.
“I am so, so excited,” Kourtney gushed, adding that she wants the nursery to be white and “really pretty.” Does Kourtney get excited? Kourtney says her family guessed it was a girl, but she didn’t have any idea. “Kim’s been saying things to my mom[Kris Jenner] like: ‘I’ll bet you a million dollars it’s a girl.’” Kourtney says. “So when I told her, she said, ‘I knew it!’”
“I even wanted a girl the first time — and then we had Mason and it couldn’t have been any better,” Scott reveals. “We’re very fortunate to have the combination that everyone wishes for.” Kourtney is, of course, trying to put a damper on Scott’s enthusiasm. “I don’t even think he gets it — the whole girl fantasy land of princesses and all that kind of stuff — but I think it will be really fun.”
Mason, 2, knows a new addition is coming, and Kourtney thinks it will be easier for him than dealing with a little brother. “I think maybe it will be better for him that it’s a girl. It’s not as much competition, but instead, it’s just something completely different.” The couple is also keeping mum on potential baby names. “I feel like you don’t really know the right name until after you meet the baby,” she says.
Shockingly, Kourtney reveals she will be taking two-months of maternity leave and staying out of the spotlight during that time. I’ll believe that when I see it. Kris J is probably hoping all the hype will generate more money when the sell the first baby pics!
Finally, the couple who has been plagued by break-up rumors, claims there is absolutely no truth to the gossip. For once, I kind of believe them! “I find it weird that they want to put a negative light on somebody’s relationship — especially if they don’t know them,” Scott says.
“I’m really good about just ignoring it and not letting it affect me,” adds Kourtney. “I know what’s really going on with us, so I just kind of laugh it off and focus on my family and all the great things we have going on.”
ARE YOU HAPPY FOR SCOTT AND KOURTNEY? DO YOU THINK KOURTNEY REALLY WILL TAKE A MATERNITY LEAVE AWAY FROM THE SPOTLIGHT? THOUGHTS ON RAY J’S SHOCKING REVELATIONS? DO YOU BELIEVE THEM?
The divorce proceedings of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are quickly becoming very nasty in light of Kris’ revelation that his entire marriage to Kim was fake – at least on her end – and was created for her reality show. In the latest, Kris’ attorney has every intention of asking Kim and pimpmomager Kris Jenner about whether or not they fabricated scenes on Kourtney and Kim Take New York!
In light of Reality Tea’s discovery that Kim and Kris J had re-shot (or completely made up) a scene where Kim is describing the so-called troubles in her marriage mere weeks after she tied the knot in a lavish multi-million dollar endorsement deal ceremony, Kris H wants more information about the particulars. In the scene, Kim is seen riding in a car with her mom while she was “working” in Dubai, Kim tells Kris that she questions if her marriage was a good idea and expresses feeling unhappy with her husband.
Viewers immediately noticed something suspect about the scene, particularly Kim and Kris’ peculiar emotions and the completely blacked-out car windows. Low and behold, photos surfaced of Kim and Kris dressed in the same clothes, with the same make-up, leaving an LA studio two months after the Dubai trip and months after Kim filed for divorce! This led to speculation that the entire conversation was staged to paint the picture of Kim the deceived wife, unhappy in her marriage, and wondering what to do.
Since Reality Tea’s discovery was splashed all over the mainstream media, Kris’ attorney wants to investigate more deeply about when that scene was filmed and if it was indeed an authentic conversation! Kris filed for an annulment based on fraud – and the details behind this scene could help his case!
“Kris feels that if this is true and the whole conversation was faked, this would help prove that he got married under fraudulent circumstances. Yes, this did occur after the marriage, but this is one clear example that could help sway the judge to grant the divorce on the grounds of fraud,” an insider told RadarOnline.
In fact, Kris may have already known this episode–and others–contained fabricated scenes to paint him as the villain. Shortly before the Dubai episode aired, he tweeted: “I can’t wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won’t. #FCC.”
The ex-couple could be facing a public divorce trial if a judge rules that Kris’ claims of fraud have validity. Something Kimmie is desperate to avoid! She is seeking private mediation, instead. Kris has publicly stated he believed his marriage was “real” and he went into it with honest intentions. Kim has also stated that, but she’s not exactly a credible person!
Actually, it’s some different good news. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are expecting a baby girl according to Life & Style! “Kourtney was hoping for a girl,” a friend reveals. “She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.”
Kourtney is anxiously awaiting the family’s newest addition and loves being a mommy. “It feels amazing,” Kourtney said about being a mom. “It’s just so indescribable. You don’t get how good being a parent feels until it happens to you.”
Scott is thrilled about the prospect of having a daughter. “A girl would be a fantastic addition to our family,” he told the mag. Unfortunately, Kourtney’s rep denies the couple is having a girl, claiming, “Kourtney and Scott do not know yet what they are having.” They are probably waiting to sell a magazine story related to the big reveal!
Finally, Kris J is stooping to levels so low in her quest for money, I just didn’t know they existed! The mom of six is now endorsing a sexual enhancer! I’ll pause for the collective “ewwwww!” Kris recently announced her partnership with Zestra Essential Arousal Oils, where she will serve as the company’s spokesperson.
Zestra claims to enhance a woman’s sexual pleasure by heightening sensitivity. “She’s tried it and uses it. She wants to promote great sex,” a source tells Life & Style. Things I NEVER, EVER want to imagine: Kris and Bruce Jenner having sexy times! Indeed Kris is front and center on the company’s website. “I know sex is going to be good with Zestra, so why have sex without it?,” she wonders?
For those that are interested you can find Zestra over-the-counter and it’s “clinically proven” to enhance a woman’s pleasure. Kris J says so herself! Oh, and you can try it for free!
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IS KRIS RIGHT TO QUESTION KIM AND KRIS J ABOUT THE TRUTHFULNESS OF THE DUBAI SCENES? THOUGHTS ON KOURTNEY’S BABY NEWS? ARE YOU GROSSED OUT BY KRIS’ NEW JOB?!
In case you don’t remember, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. Since making the announcement just days after Kim Kardashian filed for divorce, Kourtney has been pretty mum on what’s going on with her uterus. I just assumed she was happily baking a new little Disick and there was nothing much to get worked up over – which is a nice change for the Kardashians.
Well, a new report from In Touch Weekly (available via their print edition) is claiming that there is major trouble in paradise between Kourtney and long-time beau and baby daddy,Scott Disick!
Viewers of the ever-annoying Kourtney and Kim Take New York witnessed Scott and Kourtney have a whole host of relationship problems, which they both claimed to have worked through. Nevertheless, it was surprising when shortly after filming ended, Kourtney announced her pregnancy. Perhaps they moved too fast!
Apparently, Scott has been picking on Kourtney and calling her fat as of late. During a recent dinner date, Scott’s taunting nearly left Kourtney in tears! “Scott was picking on her, making fun of her weight,” reveals an insider. “He even told the waiter that she would have ‘a side of beef.’” Even worse, Scott has taken to calling her “Portney”, as a way to describe her new supposedly portly figure. Scott’s comments and constant teasing have left Kourtney feeling insecure and unattractive.
According to insiders, Kourtney has come to expect this kind of behavior from Scott, who has been downright rude and unsupportive throughout her second pregnancy. Kourtney had believed having a second child would make Scott grow up and would reinforce their relationship, but sadly it’s made things worse! Scott has returned to his pre-Mason partyboy ways and is now spending countless nights out at the bars with this friends, flirting with other girls.
After a recent fight with Kourtney, Scott ditched his family for a wild time in Vegas at the opening of 10ak. “They had a fight, so Scott jumped on a plane and left her behind,” the source reveals. Scott has allegedly left all the parenting duties to Kourtney as well, while he flits around, focusing on his own whims. “Scott still expects Kourtney to wait on him,” the source says.”He’s just a dog.”
Because of Scott’s treatment of her and his disinterest in his family, Kourtney has started to believe Scott is only staying with her for her money! Scott has apparently become more aggressive with his demands to get his own slice of the Kardashian pie; wanting a larger percentage for appearing on their reality shows and lobbying for his own endorsement deals. It makes sense to me, but this is a family that does NOT like to share the wealth!
“He’s even tried to go behind her back to negotiate his own deal for rights to the baby’s first photos,” an insider shares. “It’s like all their baby is to him is another opportunity to cash in.”
So why does Scott’s bad behavior persist? Insiders report that the reality star refuses to leave Scott while she’s pregnant. “Scott gets whatever he wants because he knows she won’t leave him. Kourtney won’t learn,” the insider describes.
I’m not sure how much of this I buy based on what I saw on KKTNY – although, we know that show isn’t exactly a reliable source for reality! Sources have previously claimed that the trouble in their relationship is scripted! And speaking of reality…
Oh, for the love of irony… Kim and Leann Rimes have found religion. And each other. The twice divorced, sex tape siren and the adulteress have apparently bonded over their recent involvement in Christian fellowship. So that explains Kim’s sudden interest in Tebow!
A source tells toofab that Pastor Brad Johnson, who marriedKhloe Kardashianand Lamar Odom, introduced Kim and Leann while they were both attending services at his church, the Life Change Community Church in Agoura Hills.
The name of this church is PERFECT for what Kim needs, may I just say! Hopefully Leann’s life change will come in the form of knocking off the Twitter antics.
Kim and Leann had lunch together this Friday and then met up again at services on Sunday – which were also attended by Kourtney, Mason, pimpmomager Kris Jenner, and LeAnn’s husband Eddie Cibrian.
Kim and Leann have been spending the off days, since they don’t have jobs to speak of, tweeting about their new friendship and their new interest in the Lord. “So nice when your circle of supportive girl friends grows,” Leann wrote on Sunday following church. Kim responded with “Let’s all go swimming,” then teased about it being an inside joke. “@KimKardashian great seeing you and the fam. See you soon xoxo,” Leann added. If anyone can save those two it’s Jesus. I hope he’s up to the task!
In between praising the Lord and thanking him throughout her Twitter feed, Kim took time out to post yet another annoying kissy face photo!
IS SCOTT IGNORING KOURTNEY TO PARTY? DO YOU BELIEVE THAT HE’S TEASING HER ABOUT HER WEIGHT GAIN? ARE KIM AND LEANN SINCERE ABOUT THEIR NEW INTEREST IN FAITH OR IS THIS (AND THEIR FRIENDSHIP) A PUBLICITY STUNT TO REHAB THEIR BADLY DAMAGED IMAGES?
If I had a dollar for every time I typed the name “Kardashian”, I’d be as rich as one of them! Speaking of the Kardashians, here comes your daily news update on the first family of tabloid. In the latest, several media outlets report that Scott Disick is officially over being a Kardashian accoutrement and is considering leaving his pregnant girlfriend Kourtney Kardashian, and Kim Kardashian‘s ex-boyfriend’s mother is afraid she is going to weasel her way back into their lives!
Anyone who has wasted their time watching Kourtney and Kim Take New York knows that Scott and Kourtney’s relationship is a little on the odd side… they sleep in separate bedrooms, Kourtney can’t stand Scott and he spends a lot of time looking at porn (he even confessed his relationship is a mess to pimpmomager Kris Jenner). Scott actually left Kourtney for a day or two to move in with Jonathan Cheban after the couple stopped speaking over some petty nonsense.
Meanwhile, Kourtney insults Scott and his family, finds everything he does annoying and then looks despondent when her sisters try to counsel her to pay more attention to the man she claims to love. That made it all the more shocking when Kourtney announced she was pregnant with the couple’s second child — still with no plans to get married despite rumors that Scott had bought Kourtney a ring.
Well, it seems Scott may be looking to return that ring and leave Kourt for realz! In Touch Weekly is reporting that “unbeknownst to Kourtney, Scott has hatched a secret plan to ditch her, their son, Mason, 2, and the new baby – and move cross-country to New York.”
“Scott has been reaching out to his old group of buddies in New York and telling them that he can’t wait to get away from Kourtney and her family for a while, start partying again and launch a club in the city,” a close friend of Scott’s tells the mag. “Scott wants a place in New York City where he can escape the family and get some space to do his own thing.”
“He’s talking to potential producers and partners,” the friend adds. “Kourtney thinks the baby changed his mind, but it didn’t.” Even more shocking the friend reveals Scott and Kourtney’s relationship has been been a fake for a while! “His relationship with her isn’t real,” the source reveals. “He’s only still in it because he’s getting paid.” Is the money worth the humiliation and cruelty inflicted on him by the family?
Personally, I don’t think Scott would abandon his son and his future child as he seems to be a loving and doting father, but I can definitely see his dissatisfaction with his relationship and I can absolutely see the couple breaking up.
Moving on to other Kardashian nonsense, Reggie Bush‘s mother really, really doesn’t like Kimmie Kakes! According to the National Enquirer, after bailing on her brief marriage, Kim reached out to Reggie again for support during her difficult time. When Reggie’s mom, Denise Griffin found out she advised Reggie “Don’t take her back!”
Denise believes Kim has “ulterior motives” and she does not want her son mixed up with that mess her again. “For Reggie’s sake, Denise put on a smiling face when he dated Kim in the past, but she was never a fan of her or any of the Kardashians,” a friend discloses to the magazine.
“Denise was horrified when Reggie first brought Kim home to meet the family in late 2007 because it was after her infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriendRay Jhit the Internet,” the source continues. “Denise wants nothing to do with the Kardashian name or fame, and she made that clear to Reggie over dinner one night when he told her Kim had reached out to him.”
“She told Reggie not to take her back and added, ‘She’s NO good for you!’” Reggie’s mom sounds like a smart woman. The source also adds that Denise wants her son to settle down with a wholesome and religious woman very different from the spotlight obsessed Kim.
DO YOU THINK SCOTT AND KOURTNEY WILL BREAK UP OR IS THIS ANOTHER PUBLICITY PLOY? IS REGGIE’S MOTHER RIGHT TO WARN HIM ABOUT KIM?
According to a new report by In Touch Weekly magazine, Kim, 31, has been miserable since the public turned on her for filing for divorce — after 72 days of marriage — and now decided to take out all her misery on sister Khloe, 27.
While Khloe has been reportedly trying to help Kim cope, what she is getting in return from Kim are ugly verbal assaults. Kim’s feud with Khloe reportedly stems from jealousy because she cannot handle the fact that Khloe is happily married to Lamar Odomwhile her own marriage to her NBA player failed.
“Kim feels like her life is falling apart and she’s taking a lot out on Khloe,” a Kardashian insider tells In Touch Weekly. And what better way to hurt Khloe than to make fun of her appearance — something Khloe is reportedly sensitive about. “Kim told Khloe that Lamar is going to cheat on her if she keeps gaining weight,” reveals an insider.
In addition to that, Kim has also called Khloe “fat” to her face on more than one occasion while telling her she wouldn’t be famous if it wasn’t for Kim. And Kim wouldn’t be famous if it wasn’t for Ray J’s urine!
The insider insists that the recent fight on Kourtney and Kim Take New York was totally real, and that the two sisters “didn’t speak for weeks” as a result. During that fight, Kim called Khloe an “evil, ugly little troll,” though she later tweeted while the episode aired: “I’m sorry, KoKo! You know I love you soooo much! The things sisters do and say to each other.”
Khloe is now said to be firing back at Kimmie calling her a “bitch” at the recent Z100′s Jingle Ball concert in NYC when someone brought up her name.
In other Kardashian news, the famewhoring family has released their official 2011 Kardashian Christmas card in 3D today! Because, you know, we were all patiently waiting for it.
“Here it is!” blogged Kimmie this morning. “It was shot by the amazing Nick Saglimbeni and there’s a special 3D version that you can view with 3D glasses. What do you guys think?”
“I love our family Christmas cards shoots and I think this one looks amazing!” added Kim. We’ll let you be the judge of that. Photos from the Christmas card are below! Do they even send these Christmas cards out? Or is it just to garner publicity?
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