After the second episode back on Keeping up with the Kardashians, I believe that it has become clear this show should be retitled Keeping up With Kris Jenner – with cameo appearances made by relatives and ex-husbands. The episode kicks off with the ever adorable Penelope and Mason Disick. Oh Ryan Seacrest you know how to lure us in!
Khloe Kardashian is on a mission to get Miss Penelope to say her name. Naturally she decides to use food as a bargaining chip. Not just any food; she’s using ice-cream and sprinkles! Unfortunately for Aunt Khloe, Penelope suffers from selective mutism and shows no interest in Ko-Ko’s tactics. Miss Penelope has better will power than I do, that’s for sure!
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Brandi Glanville was pretty in pink at the LadyLike Foundation 6th Annual Women Of Excellence Scholarship luncheon in L.A.
Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian films her new spinoff with sister Khloe. Snooki met a wookie (aka Chewbacca), Joyce Giraud stepped out for the Lambda Legal 2014 West Coast Liberty Awards in Beverly Hills andKyle Richards supported the Children Mending Hearts 6th annual fundraiser 'Empathy Rocks: A Spring into Summer Bash.'
The episode starts with Khloe talking about her divorce and how she is handling it. Her description of how she is dealing with it sounds a lot like denial. Khloe decides jumping on her trampoline and hanging out at Casa de Kris is the best way to combat an ugly divorce, that and constantly referencing how her va jay-jay is trying to swallow her itty bitty daisy dukes. Yes Khloe, we’ve all seen your camel toe. Side note: did Khloe just say Kim looks like Paula Abdul? Poor Paula, she doesn’t deserve that.
Kanye WestandKim Kardashianwere married on Saturday at the Forte di Belvedere in Florence, Italy. Kim wore a white lace Givenchy Haute Couture gown, complete with a long silk white veil, and Kanye wore a Givenchy tuxedo.
After the wedding ceremony, Kanye treated his guests to a 20-minute speech, during which he called Kim his "ideal art" and the "ideal celebrity."
Kanye referred to the Kardashians as an "industry" and "the most remarkable people of our time" who "make the world a better place." He continued, "I am defined by being a celebrity. The world is our altar. They feel like it's okay to put you on the tabloid covers to sell your image, to use you in a SNL spoof. We don't negotiate. We're not like that. We're not stupid."
One more day til Kim Kardashian is a married woman. Sort of. We think. For the third time.
Kim and her family continue to parade around Paris, overdressed and with an entourage of paparazzi and KUWTK cameras. Last night Kim stepped out with her sisters and girlfriends (including bestie La La Anthony) for a bachelorette dinner and to pose for pics by the Eiffel tower and other landmarks. We're rounded up some more photos of the Kardashian-Jennerclan all around Paris flaunting their..err..fashion?
Included below is mother of the bride Kris Jenner, looking happier than ever to see the cameras, Kanye West shushing photographers as Kim pushed daughter Nori in the stroller, and the rest of the K-J crew out shopping and lunching and doing whatever it is that they do.
The Diesel Duos spread features a picture of Melissa and Joe in Miami and reads, "Hotter together: Shredded sweeties love to flex on the beach!"
Melissa and Joe share the page with Dwayne Wade & Gabrielle Union, Peter Facinelli & Jaimie Alexander, Tom Brady & Gisele Bundchen, Julia Roberts & Danny Moder, Simon Halls & Matt Bomer, andBachelor couple Sean Lowe & Catherine (Giudici) Lowe.