Oh, isn’t irony a fun little thing… Plastic surgery’s biggest walking don’t advisory, Heidi Montag (who went from adorable to scary after 10 procedures in one day) is again reminding us why au naturale is better!
Speaking to In Touch Weekly the former reality star - who can’t get a job now since no one recognizes her - claims she regrets her decision to drastically alter her appearance. And she’s claiming all the liposuction has given her cellulite! How can someone who is that skinny minny possibly need lipo?
I hope you heard me choking with sarcasm as I typed the words “classy”, “Heidi Montag” and “album” together in one post title.
She’s baaack. Heidi Montag cashed in her change jar or traded some crystals to pay for time in the studio and released her second album last week. She “graces” the cover of Dreams Come True with all of her plastic parts hanging out in a slinky pink…um..dress? swimsuit? nighty? I’m not really sure what it’s supposed to be.
Heidi’s new album dropped last week. No word on whether or not she sold more than 1,000 copies this time around.
Just in case that whole Bravo housewives thingy doesn’t quite work out, it seems Camille Grammer is looking ahead when it comes to her “career.”
According to TMZ, Camille filmed a cameo role on CBS hit show $#*! My Dad. And get this, Camille plays a character named “Camille” who stars on a reality show called “Real Divorcees of San Diego.” Camille’s method acting will reportedly be featured on the show’s season finale.
Camille, 42, is no stranger to acting, having starred in soft porn movies such as The Naked Detective and New York Nights. Some photos of Camille filming her guest spot are below.
TMZ also reports that Kelsey Grammer’s 27-year-old daughter Spencer Grammer tied the knot with James Hesketh yesterday at City Hall in New York City. Present at the wedding was Kelsey, 55, and his fiancée Kayte Walsh, 29. Spencer is also an actress and currently stars on ABC Family’s Greek.
And finally, the web was abuzz this week following a report by RadarOnline in which Spencer Pratt told the site that Heidi Montagwas actively pursuing joining the cast of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Spencer even claimed they had a meeting planned with Bravo execs while Heidi took to her twitter page to declare – “Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi.”
We didn’t report on the story because for one it sounded just as ridic as the story that came out last week claiming Camille might be joining the RHONYC cast. Plus we also had a ban on writing about the famewhores known as Heidi and Spencer unless the story about them ends up being pretty darn interesting and authentic, such as what you are about to read below.
This story immediately took an interesting turn when Andy Cohen first denied it earlier this week by tweeting a simple “Hell no” when asked if he would ever consider adding Speidi to the BH cast.
Things then took a turn for the better when Andy proceeded to let us know how he really felt about the two dingbats during the Thursday airing of Watch What Happens Live.
“Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here,” said Andy on WWHL. “That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.” Andy then went on to award Heidi the “Jackhole of the Week.”
Mazel to you Andy. Mazel.
TELL US – THOUGHTS ON CAMILLE’S ACTING GIG & ANDY’S COMMENTS? WOULD YOU WATCH SPEIDI ON THE RHOBH?
First, the Hills couple claimed to be getting a divorce, then Spencer claimed he was planning to write a tell all, only to reveal a couple of days later that he wanted to sell sex tapes of Heidi, and then added the next day that Heidi had a sex tape with Playboy playmate Karissa Shannon.
Thanks to RadarOnline, TMZ and E! News, we can now break down the many lies of this attention whoring couple.
Lie #1 – Their separation and divorce. RadarOnline reports the two continue to reside together in the same Malibu house, and have been staying together all summer. TMZ also posted a video of the couple as they were busted spending time together in Costa Rica this week.
Also, TMZ is reporting today that Spencer wants to work things out with Heidi, who is shockingly open to the idea of reconciling with her husband. You know, because when your husband is planning to write a tell-all book about you, and sell your sex tapes, the next thing to do is to try to reconcile.
Lie #2 – The sex tapes. Spencer claimed last weekend that he has a library of sex tapes featuring Heidi, and even met up with Vivid owner Steven Hirsch to try to sell the sex tapes. Problem? No one has seen the sex tapes, not even the porn company that wants to buy it. E! News reported last night that sources tell them the sex tapes do not exist and that Heidi and Spencer might be in Costa Rica in an attempt to actually film the sex tapes.
RadarOnline also states the obvious, which is porn companies need the signed consent of all parties involved before they can release a sex tape. So Heidi’s act of being distraught and crying is just an act. The tapes cannot get out without her consent.
Lie #3 – The reason Heidi’s staying out of the limelight. The official reason given for Heidi’s absence from the public eye in the past few months is that she is focusing on her non-existent career. RadarOnline reports the real reason is so that photos sales of her would generate more money if the market isn’t saturated with images of her. Heidi even skipped out on the candlelight vigil of her plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan, which was reportedly held less than a mile away from her Malibu home.
And in true form, Heidi is appearing on this week’s cover of Life&Style magazine telling a sob story of her fear of her nose falling off, and her regret of her plastic surgeries. She even takes the time to exploit the recent death of her plastic surgeon, saying she’s feels trapped in her body because Dr. Ryan was the only surgeon who knew her body. “There’s just no fixing it,” she says. “Dr. Ryan knows the work he did, he knows everything.”
With that being said, Reality Tea will now take a break from writing about these two famewhores. Unless an actual sex tape is released, or a real authentic confirmed story, not made up by them, is in the press, there will be no more stories about Speidi’s lies and scams.
Just a day after breaking the news about the sex tapes, TMZ is now reportingSpencer Pratt is asking for $5,000,000 to release the tapes, yes tapes as Spencer claims he has an entire library of them. Spencer also told a friend that the alleged tapes “make Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
And previously reported, the alleged tapes feature Heidi before and after she had her numerous plastic surgeries. As for the $5 million asking price, the head of Vivid tells TMZ he doesn’t think the amount is “an unreasonable price.” It’s also been widely reported in the past that Kim Kardashian received $5,000,000 for her infamous sex tape.
The biggest shocker involving the sex tape news however comes today as TMZ reports one of the sex tapes includes lesbian sex with Heidi and Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon.
A “source” tells TMZ Spencer discovered the girl on girl tape while moving out of the Malibu home he shares with Heidi. Even more shocking, Karissa, former star of E! network’s The Girls Next Door, admits a lesbian sex tape with Heidi does indeed exist, and she tells TMZ she will sue Spencer is the tape ever comes out. Right….
If these tapes do exist, all parties involved are all in cahoots. Several media outlets have already called the Speidi divorce nothing short of a publicity stunt. And oh yeah, Spencer and Heidi have since taken to calling each other names on twitter.
The famewhores known as Speidi continue their media blitz this week following the tragic death of Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan.
Just days after announcing his plans to write a tell-all book about his wife, TMZ is now reporting the notorious douche-bag Spencer Pratt is shopping around a sex tape of his wife to Vivid Entertainment, the same company that released the Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian sex tapes.
Vivid owner Steven Hirsch even confirms the news to TMZ, stating: “I just got off the phone with Spencer Pratt about a sex tape with Heidi Montag.” He adds, “We are in early negotiations to possibly come to terms for a deal.”
Meanwhile a “friend” of Spencer’s tells TMZ the sex tape “makes Kim Kardashian look like an amateur.”
And for those who prefer their famewhores all natural, you are in luck! TMZ reports today that the sex tapes include footage of the Hills star before and after her numerous plastic surgery procedures.
So how’s does Spencer’s “better” half feel about becoming a porn star? Well a source tells RadarOnline Heidi is furious! While Heidi’s BFF, Jennifer Bunney tells RadarOnline Heidi has nothing to do with the sex tape because “she would never put out a sex tape of herself. She’s extremely religious and concentrated on getting her life to where she wants it to be.”
But remember boys and girls, Vivid cannot release a sex tape without consent from all parties involved! Meaning if there’s is a sex tape, and if it does get released, they would need to get a written and signed consent from the Heidi doll.
Just when you think these two couldn’t get any lower…
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED BY THIS NEWS? DO YOU THINK HEIDI IS IN ON IT?
Since news of the tragic death of Dr. Frank Ryan, surgeon to Heidi Montag and the stars, hit this week, plenty of news regarding Heidi have suddenly managed to make their way to the press.
First, it was reported on Wednesday that the fakedivorce between the Hills star and her husband Spencer Pratt would be finalized on February 14, 2011, cause you know when you’re all heart broken over getting a divorce, you make certain the finalization date falls on Valentine’s day.
Heidi’s lawyer Jodeane Farrellconfirmed to TMZ that Spencer was served with the divorce papers on August 13. As we previously reported, California law requires couples must wait 6 months after being served in order for their divorce to be finalized.
As if that wasn’t nauseating enough, Spencer then told UsWeekly on Thursday that he planned on writing a fake tell-all book about his relationship with Heidi, which will include new details about her rocky relationship with her mother, Darlene Egelhoff.
“My last book, How to be Famous, didn’t make the New York Times best-seller list because it was in the self-help section,” says the douche. “This one is going to be totally different. I’m not holding anything back.”
Heidi is however fake pretending to be unhappy with the proposed tell-all book, telling TMZ she is considering fake legal action to stop him. “This is exactly why I left him,” she said. “Right now I’m looking into my legal options.”
According to TMZ, Ryan’s Jeep steered off the Pacific Coast Highway and landed on the rocks below. He was pronounced dead at the scene.
Even more sad, PEOPLE magazine is reporting today that Ryan, 50, was texting right before crash. His ex-girlfriend, Charmaine Blake, tells PEOPLE he was sending a Twitter message about his border collie right before the fatal car accident.
“He lived up in Malibu on a tiny street and he was texting while driving and he accidentally went over the cliff,” says Charmaine, also confirming to PEOPLE that investigators told Ryan’s family his Tweeting caused the accident.
As for Heidi, the Hills star had the following to say upon hearing the news of Ryan’s passing. “I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death,” she wrote on her Twitter. “He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world.”
RIP to Dr. Ryan, and let’s keep our fingers crossed that Speidi won’t exploit this to get publicity for themselves.