Vanderpump Rules returns for its fifth season tonight. That means we’ve endured four seasons of binge drinking, bar fighting, cheating scandals, bad boyfriending, bad girlfriending, bad friending, b’atrocious fashions from bad employees who are slinging shots while slinging mud whilst trying Lisa Vanderpump‘s patience! But success tastes like a Pumptini after a long day at Bravo, so before we head into season five – which promises another wedding with another bad wedding gown – let’s refresh our drink-addled memories with a toast to all the craziness from last season!
Because as unrealistic as it is to imagine 30-something bartenders and waitresses who have not evolved at all in their lives and are still bickering over the same puerile topics, we’re all kinda obsessed with the show. Below is a rundown of Vanderpump Rules biggest dramas and scandals from season 4!
Whenever I watch Vanderpump Rules, I can’t help wondering how they always party so hard. I would love to see what it’s like going with the cast. I have no idea if I would actually survive, but I am genuinely curious. Well now people in New York City have a chance to go out with the SUR staff during a bar crawl.
Wait. What? This is a dream come true. I just keep flashing back to Season 1 when Jax Taylor showed up to an event and immediately took seven shots. There have been so many drunken antics on that show. I would die to be a part of or merely witness it all go down in person.
It’s finally the weekend, and that means a new gallery of reality TV stars social media pics. The oh so thirsty Landon Clements shared the picture above on Instagram. Landon added “#fishbra #savethetatas” to the post.