According to the melodramatic Teen Mom 2 star, Courtland Rogers caused her to have the "most horrible day ever" and now she regrets ever marrying him. Can you feel the passion behind those words? Most. Horrible. Day. Ever.
Considering the mess that is Jenelle's life, I braced myself for what could have possibly led to the "most horrible day ever" and continued reading.
Oh… the anticipation.
Jenelle tweeted, “Found out all of my clothes got pawned at Platos Closet today by @coutryb11, so upset.”
We all know that Teen Mom 2'sJenelle Evans goes through boyfriends like tissues…and then she recycles them. I likely couldn't put together a timeline of her paramours if my life depended on it.
Of course, each of her past loves/fiances/husbands/boyfriends all want their fifteen plus minutes of fame, and it appears that Jace's father Andrew Lewis is no exception. Also trying to extend his notoriety is Jenelle's soon-to-be-ex-husband Courtland Rogers, although he's going about it in a way that will likely wind him up in jail. Oh gracious! Will these guys (and Jenelle, for that matter) ever learn?
Let's get started with the stupidity, shall we? Chelsea's friend comes by to visit, and Chelsea whines that her IUD fell out the other day when she was going to the bathroom. TMI. Her friend inquires as to whether Chelsea saw her doctor, but Chelsea didn't have time…Adam came over to see her for the first time in ages. Not shockingly, they pair ends up getting it on…sans condom, of course. Don't worry, y'all. She won't get pregnant because he pulled out before finishing. TMITMITMITMI!!!! I wonder how she thinks Aubree came to be…Her friend urges her to make better choices, and Chelsea whines that she doesn't have her normal "giddy for Adam" feelings. That's definitely something to be proud of as you await your period, moron!
At least Kailyn is making better choices, right? Oh wait…no. She gets upset that Jo's girlfriend is over at his house when she drops off Isaac, and she and Jo get into a physical altercation that ends with her filing for a temporary order of protection from abuse. Violence is not the answer, but I will never understand her double standard of allowing Javi around Isaac after one date while Jo's serious girlfriend is a problem. Kailyn's friend Mark (who is totally in love with her) comes over to hear her story. Mark tries to give her some sound advice, but she won't listen. I can't believe the language she uses in front of her son. Kailyn explains that she'll have temporary full custody until their hearing in two weeks. Mark just seems totally befuddled at his friend's behavior.
Kail and Isaac traveled to Texas to see Javi graduate from Air Force Basic Training. In true Teen Mom fashion, Kail shared her happy day with her Twitter followers. "I could start crying any second now and I haven't even seen Javi yet," Kail tweeted. "I love my followers! Y'all are so supportive!"
Oh sweet lord Jesus, save us all from these two deplorable famewhores! In the latest travail of Jenelle Evans and the life she can't control (is this girl a Lifetime Movie plot or what?!) she and Courtland Rogers are taking allllll their dirty laundry to the media and twitter cause you know they got nothing else going on. Might I suggest getting a job! It really helps fill-up the day.
First of all, in case you weren't aware Courtland was in the hospital on suicide watch, claiming he couldn't deal with Jenelle leaving him. He has since found that "no girl is worth taking your own life."
The Teen Mom 2 star was fine with his hospitalization, because "a source" ran to RadarOnline claiming she was afraid of her ex.
“Jenelle is terrified that Courtland is going to come after her when he gets out,” the source reveals. “She knows he wants to talk to her and probably see her, and he knows where she is usually so she’s afraid that he is going to do something stupid and confront her in person.”
It's that special time of the season we've been waiting on for what seems like eons…the season finale of Teen Mom 2. Last night, the girls and their children/parents/boyfriends/users sat down for a two hour chit chat with MTV's resident "therapist" Dr. Drew Pinsky. Wait…what's that you say? It wasn't the season finale? Mid-season finale? What the–? I have never heard of such a thing. You know what this means, right?
Of course, leave it to MTV to make sure the true finale will be total chaos. Next week the insanity of broken relationships, drug abuse, and violence spirals out of control when we are treated to the midseason premiere. I can't keep up, so let's just focus on last night's drama, shall we? Take it away, Dr. Drew!
When you're Jenelle Evans there is never a dull moment. Which is probably a bad thing! In the latest travail of theTeen Mom 2 star's life it looks like her divorce will faaar outlast her marriage. She's on Kim Kardashian time apparently!
Jenelle'soverworked attorney reveals, however, that unfortunately while marriage came easy, divorce will not! “North Carolina requires a one year separation period before she’s even elligible to be divorced,” Jenelle’s lawyer, Dustin R. T. Sullivan, shares with HollywoodLife.com. BWHAHAHA!
So, we are in the midst of what may be the longest stint of Teen Mom 2 in the history of the world. Last night's "mid-season finale" was even ninety minutes long…because it takes a long time to bid farewell to Jenelle Evans, Leah Messer Calvert, Chelsea Houska, and Kailyn Lowry. Not that they will be gone for long…we'll be treated to a two-hour reunion special next Monday, and then another twelve episode arc starts the week afterwards. That's when the true crazy is going to begin!
Last night's episode begins with a phone call from Jeremy. Leah, shocked she got pregnant so quickly (must I remind her of her first date with Corey?), has yet to tell him the good news. Jeremy is also in disbelief that it happened so fast, but he's nervous and excited. Leah commends Jeremy on waiting until he was the ripe old age of twenty-three to have a child…not sixteen like she was.
Chelsea is taking Aubree to check out day cares in the event she passes her GED and gets to start "hair school." Man, she's even whiny when questioning the day care instructor! The director calms her fears regarding leaving Aubree for the first time and stresses the need for Aubree to socialize at this age. Chelsea smacks her gum in agreement.
Kailyn is prepping for Isaac's second birthday and spending a lot of time with Javi. Why are guys drawn to her blunt sarcasm? Javi wonders if he'll ever get out of the friend zone. Kailyn assures him that being invited to Isaac's party is a good sign. Meanwhile, Jo and his new girlfriend are discussing how well Jo and Kailyn have been co-parenting lately. They are, however, having separate parties for their son. Jo wants Kailyn to meet his girlfriend, and his girlfriend thinks that Kailyn would want to know who is hanging around her son. She offers to write Kailyn a letter to break the ice.