Lawdy-lawd! The hills of WV are alive with the drama of Leah Messer Simms Calvert Messer and her soon-to-be-second-ex-husband-Jeremy Calvert! Leah announced that she is saying goodbye to MTV – and hinted she’s also saying goodbye to that husband of hers!
I imagine Leah Calvert and Jeremy Calvert‘s decision to work on their marriage went a little like this: they touched hands while both reaching into the Cheeto bag at the same time. There were sparks – and Hot Cheetos were made. Then the Teen Mom 2 star dumped the bag out on the coffee table and instead of reading tea leaves to predict her future, she read Cheeto dust. It said Jerrrrr-meeee and Leah – FOR-EV-ER.
Then Leah realized she could highlight her hair using the neon orange Cheeto crumbles, and do a vow renewal at the Mingo County Community Center (real place y’all) or in Nitro, WV (real place, y’all!) and honeymoon at the Boones Farm Dispensary. Or you know, maybe she and Jeremy just started following each other on twitter again and changed their Facebook statuses from “Divorced” to “It’s Complicated” Both are equally insane ways to deal with a marital problems, amirate?!
Leah‘s been accused of abusing opiates and cheating on Jeremy Calvert with Robbie Kidd. It’s messy, and I’m not sure which addiction is worse: the one to narcotics or the one to Robbie’s pe, um, personality. 😉
Typical Leah, she’s pretending all is well one minute and crying victim the next minute. An “inside source” told Life & Style that Leah feels like a “prisoner in her own home” since she lives in a modular home on the Calvert‘s property.
This, just one week after Jeremy took to Twitter to accuse Leah of cheating on him with Robbie Kidd, announce he was filing for divorce and seeking custody of Baby Cheetos, and throw her decision to waste away his ability to financially support her (unlike her loser boy toy) in her orange face. “LMFAO,” he wrote. “You sure made a good choice. He can’t buy you a Big Mac.”
Last night Life & Style held a party to celebrate their 10th anniversary and a slew of reality stars – past and present- turned out for the event.
The most shocking former celeb to see in attendance is the now-sort-of-reclusive Heidi Montag! And the biggest shock was that she’s almost looking like her old self again! Heidi reunited with some of her old Hills crew – Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari.
Perpetual victim Leah wants Teen Mom 2 fans to believe she’s a perfect wife and a doting mother, but I, for one, never believed the act she puts on for the cameras. Rumor has it that she’s managed to hide a lot from the cameras over the years, including smoking, neglecting her kids, cheating, and abusing drugs, but it has all started to catch up with her. Who will Leah blame this time?
Looks like Kailyn Lowry’s picked up the pen again. Following on the heels of the success of her New York Times Best Selling memoir, Pride Over Pity, the Teen Mom 2 star is already looking for a publisher for her new venture.
On October 20 Kailyn posted an announcement via Instagram and Twitter, “Looking for a publisher for my children’s book! Not really up my current publisher’s alley.”
On Friday, Leah‘s second husband, Jeremy Calvert, took to Twitter to share that the Teen Mom 2hot mess has done it again. Jeremy accused Leah of cheating on him with Robbie and announced that he is filing for divorce.