Teen Mom 3

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Briana DeJesus and Katie Yeager bring the drama and tears to Teen Mom 3 this week. First, a boy calls Briana's phone, and Roxanne and Brittany aren't having it. At. All. Then, Joey Maes reveals he's already hooking up with a new girl, and Katie sobs for days. 

On a much happier note, Alex Sekella enjoys a girls night out with friends, and Mackenzie Douthit cartwheels her way back into Josh McKee's heart. 

Briana talks to Jacob, the boy, behind her mom's back. Cue the scene where Mom reminds Briana – not so gently – that she has baby baggage.  So, the eyebrows have spoken, Briana is nothing more than a girl with a baby. Proceed directly to the coven. Don't call Jacob. Don't collect $200.

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It's time to breakdown who's watching what on Sunday and Monday nights.

On Sunday, Keeping Up with the Kardashians took the night off. Are you all OK? If you and your TV survived the heartbreak, you may have tuned in to the Real Housewives of New Jersey special or the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy reunion.  Part two of the RHONJ Tell All brought 1.509 million viewers to Bravo and 865,000 fans checked out Queer Eye: 10 Years Later.

On Monday, the season 5 finale of Basketball Wives attracted 2.233 million viewers, bringing its season average to 1.96 million. Also, 833,000 loyal fans (steady) tuned in to the Lea Black show, err, the Real Housewives of Miami and 1.106 million viewers (down over 150,000 from last week) watched Katie and Joey break up on Teen Mom 3 this week.

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This week's episode of Teen Mom 3 is fairly boring and uneventful. But, when we're talking about disturbingly unhealthy relationships, this isn't necessarily a bad thing. Briana DeJesus celebrates her birthday, while Alex Sekella goes on a date. And Mackenzie Douthit and Katie Yeager struggle with being on a break from Josh McKee and Joey Maes.

It's Briana's 18th birthday. Mom agrees to watch Nova overnight so Bri can hang with her friends at a hotel. Briana, in all her socially awkward glory, plans to go clubbing behind mom's back. Mom and Brittany talk about Bri's big night out ad nauseam. Brittany thinks Briana is too irresponsible to be out all night on her own, yet she gifts her with $50 to have fun. Plus she put money aside for Nova's diapers for the week. Best nanny ever!

Matt McCann calls Alex to report that his stint in rehab is coming to an end. He's doing really well, and when given the choice to either come home or go to a halfway house, he chose halfway house. He worries he'll fall right back in with the same crowd if he comes home too soon, however, he plans to use a day pass to visit Arabella on her birthday. Alex happily supports Matt's decisions. 

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The reality TV viewer numbers for Sunday and Monday are in. 

Season five of Real Housewives of New Jersey has come to an end. Andy's like, Thank you, Jesus! Part two of the reunion attracted 2.099 million viewers which means just under 400,000 jumped ship since last week. My guess? They were among the 16 MILLION who were preparing for the Walking Dead.

The Kardashians, who are less dead but pumped full of preservatives just the same, remained steady despite the competition.  2.182 million loyal fans tuned in to Keeping Up with the Kardashians instead of the zombies. 

Only 866,000 viewers cared to watch Adriana de Moura and Frederic Marq celebrate four years of wedded bliss with, um, a wedding on Real Housewives of Miami.  Just before that hot mess, 946,000 Bravo fans tuned in to the Real Housewives of New Jersey tell-all special. 

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This week on Teen Mom 3,  Briana DeJesus visits the GYN for birth control, and Alex Sekella screams at her family.  Also, Katie Yeager endures the birthday trip from hell,  and Mackenzie Douthit discovers that Josh McKee has been lying to her about rodeo practice. 

Briana kicks off this week's episode, and she's very happy to report that her sister/nanny is over last week's "spread my wings and fly far away" attitude. Also, Briana took about three minutes of college classes, so she takes a much needed break. When a boy calls Brittany on her phone, Briana lectures her on birth control and pouts about her little mistake, also known as Nova Star

Next Alex studies while Arabella sits unassisted on the very edge of a table. Are they training her for the circus? Seriously. Since Arabella nailed the death defying high table sitting act, Alex tries a chair. Without a net. This poor baby tumbles off the chair and falls face first onto the hardwood floor. Alex complains because she can't take her eyes off of Arabella for even a second. 

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The reality TV viewer numbers for Sunday and Monday are in – and it's good news all around. Nearly all the shows saw an increase in viewership this week.

On Sunday, the season finale of Hollywood Exes garnered 723,000 viewers, which was up from last week's 581,000. Season two started strong, premiering to 1.7 million, but quickly declined. The season average was 826,583 viewers.

Real Housewives of New Jersey kicked off its season five reunion this week with 2.491 million viewers. While that's steady with the season finale, according to Bravo Ratings, roughly one million more fans watched last season's reunion.

Also on Sunday, those pesky Kardashians bounced back, with 2.268 million viewers. Ugh. Will the obsession with this vapid narcissistic family ever end?

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This week on Teen Mom 3, Alex Sekella puts her Matt McCann induced pity party on hold to go to her senior prom. I expect her miserable self to pick up the party right where she left off next week. Fingers crossed!

Mackenzie Douthit and Katie Yeager whine about the same things they've been whining about for the past eight episodes.  At least they're consistent. Whereas Briana DeJesus spends the entire episode in public.  My guess is her house is being fumigated, to smoke out the male species, and she will resume couch sitting next week.

Also, it's Father's Day, and Mackenzie takes the above charming picture of Gannon as part of Josh's gift.  You'll never believe how Josh McKee reacts to that much cuteness. Hint: he doesn't. Because his brain is broken.

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The reality TV viewer numbers for Sunday and Monday are in.

On Sunday, the season finale of Real Housewives of New Jersey, as well as Joe and Teresa Giudice's sit down with Andy Cohen, attracted 2.502 million viewers. The season average thus far is 2.398 million. 

Keeping Up with the Kardashians suffered a considerable drop – with only 1.799 million fans tuning in – following its four week hiatus. Season two of Hollywood Exes continues to disappoint. 581,000 viewers watched this week.

On Monday, 653,000 devoted fans watched Joanna and Romain's awkward sexy times on Real Housewives of Miami this week. RHOM lost 400,000+ viewers since mid-September and 700,000+ since the season three premiere. 

Basketball Wives, which garnered 1.816 million viewers, and RHONJ were the only two shows to see an increase this week.  The relationship drama on Teen Mom 3 attracted 1.213 million viewers. That's down from last week's 1.429.

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