The Teen Mom OG star dished that she’s been offered as much as $20,000 for the real-in the flesh usage of her coochie molds! (WHO are these people and what have they done with their brains?). Maybe this is Farrah‘s backdoorbackup plan?
MTV released the Teen Mom season 6 trailer yesterday.
This season on Teen Mom OG, Farrah Abrahamgets over herself continues to be her same insufferable self, with her fangs in focus on on-again, off-again boyfriend Simon Saran. <eye roll> We all know they’re just using each other – having a “boyfriend” by her side, at events and on the show, makes her appear somewhat human and being on camera outweighs dealing with Farrah and her mini-me, Sophia, for Simon.
After Dr. Drew revealed FarrahAbraham is so crazy he [jokingly] wants to strangle her, she is responding by acting crazy. Obviously! Completely misconstruing Dr. Drew’s comments as both negative and sexual, Farrah is firing back by attacking his ethics and mental stability, and accusing him of violence. Reading comprehension and listening skills are your friend, Madame!
“OK, Dr. Drew, it sounds like you want to strangle me and f**k me,” Farrah accused. “Gross!” Farrah also wonders, caustically, how Dr. Drew’s marriage is doing? (In said interview, Dr. Drew actually scoffed at the idea that he had ever felt anything other than “paternal” towards the 16 And Pregnant and Teen Mom stars, but not-a-porn-star Farrah seems to think everyone is desperate to get in her moulded cooch).
It’s hard for me to take Dr. Drew seriously after watching him placate the many delusional wonders of the Teen Mom franchise. Despite that he ever-so-rarely calls Original Crazy Farrah Abraham out on her nonsense, or questions her behavior, Dr. Drew is finally admitting that Farrah irritates the hell out of him. Finally something we have in common!
Over the many years, Dr. Drew has been barely dealing with the many issues of Farrah, all under the pretense of being a psychiatrist, he explains that she’s “not awful,” but the many-layered reality star is awfully “frustrating.” He also pretty much calls her crazy.
People complaining about Farrah Abraham’s parenting choices is nothing new. In fact, it seems to be a pretty constant occurrence for the Teen Mom star. People hated on her for doing her daughter’s eyebrows while she was asleep. Everyone questioned her for doing that sex tape. There are also a lot of people who don’t support their participation in the MTV reality show.
Now people have another reason to be upset with the fame-hungry reality star. She posted photos of her seven year old daughter Sophia modeling bathing suits and wearing full makeup on her Instagram and the account that she runs on Sophia’s behalf.
Dr. Drew cuts right to the chase and asks for the status on Kail and Javi’s marriage. Supposedly Kail doesn’t know yet because it’s hard to make big life decisions while he’s gone. We all know she’s made up her mind, so maybe the life decisions she’s unsure of aren’t related to staying in the marriage, but rather what kind of visitation schedule Javi should have for Lincoln or how much child support she should demand. For now, she’s just focusing on her career. Dr. Drew high fives her for being the only one of all the teen moms to graduate from a 4-year university, which makes Kail tear up.
Jenelle, David, the boys, and Maryssa are in the car headed to go fishing. Kaiser is screaming as usual and Jace joins in. David yells at Jace that he’s six years old and shouldn’t be screaming like a girl. I bet he also tells Jace not to do things that seem “gay.” By the time they get to the lake, Jenelle and David are both irritated with Kaiser’s squealing. Jenelle points her finger at him and yells at him to stop screaming, which obviously doesn’t work. David says he takes after his daddy, Nathan Griffith, who’s a “little screaming bitch.” Sounds like a more apt description of Jenelle. Jenelle swears they’re never taking Kaiser with them on the boat again because they can never do anything with him around. Did she expect that a toddler was going to be able to sit on a boat for a few hours and care at all about fishing?
The writing has been on the wall since a pregnant Kail Lowry walked down the aisle to marryJavi Marroquin. After months of speculation that the couple had secretly split, their marriage charade conveniently started to unravel about the time Teen Mom 2 resumed airing.
“There was always a disconnect,” claims a source, who alludes that the couple always knew it wouldn’t last. Hmmmm. Shocked? Anyone? #MarriedForAStoryline #KnockedUp
Both Kail and Javi have confirmed they’re getting divorced. In a preview for next week’s episode of Teen Mom 2, they discuss what ultimately led to the decision – Kail realizing, after her miscarriage, that she didn’t want anymore kids was the straw that broke the camel’s back, but sources say the couple has been struggling for years (since a desire for benefits and a fancier house do not a marriage and love make.)