The very long and emotional premiere begins with Briana. As you'll recall from 16 and Pregnant, Briana and her sister became pregnant at the same time. Brittany opted to have an abortion; Briana chose motherhood. Sadly, Devoin Austin checked out long before his daughter was born, causing Briana to keep his name off of Nova's birth certificate.
Now Briana leans on Brittany and Mom for help with Nova. Over lunch, the girls school Mom on what happens in relationships (Hint: not innocent walks on the beach. Evidence: see Nova.), and Mom sternly tells them NO MORE BOYS!
Last week, Farrah Abraham tweeted the link to her Amazon wish list, thanking her sugar daddies fans in advance for buying her gifts. Did you buy Farrah an "entriguing" chandelier? Or perhaps a new "dinning room" table and chairs for the former Teen Mom star… #confessiontime
Farrah told Radar that all the items on her list – all $13,000 worth – have been purchased. (Side note: I have since learned that wish lists are super popular among porn stars and escorts. Who knew?!?) In true Farrah fashion, she went on to justify the list, making absolutely no sense whatsoever.
It's no secret that Farrah Abraham worships herself. Now, the former Teen Mom star has shared the link to her Amazon wish list, graciously giving her fans the opportunity to shower her with gifts. My. Heart. Sings.
Last week, Mackenzie revealed that she and Josh were already married andexpecting their second child, but the couple enjoyed a big country wedding with family and friends on Saturday. Wrangler jeans, cowboy hats, and rhinestones!
This morning, Mackenzie shared, "Had the redneck wedding of my dreams and married the good ol country man of my dreams … excited to see what God has for our future." For starters, Mackenzie and Josh start college today, and a new baby will join big brother Gannon early next year.
Dustin Sullivan, the judge whisperer, managed to get Jenelle's most serious charges – simple assault; possession of heroin with intent to manufacture, sell, distribute; possession of Percocet – dropped. The Teen Mom 2 star pleaded guilty to possession of drug paraphernalia and was sentenced to 18 months of unsupervised probation.
Jenelle was free to go about her normal day, which usually consists of video gaming, napping, soaking in the tub, and cyber bullying former besties, random fans, former boyfriends, and husband Courtland Rogers. However, she failed a drug test issued by the court, so to the slammer she went for 48 hours.
Jenelle was released from jail Wednesday morning. What. A. Spectacle.
Myla Sinanaj, ex-girlfriend of Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian wanna be, has released an x-rated tape with Vivid Entertainment. Farrah Abraham, former star of MTV's Teen Mom and star of Vivid's Backdoor Teen Mom, is not happy about her former BFF's attempt to steal her spotlight.
Good times. Farrah is a narcissist who does not play well with others – unless they're dead – and Myla has a sex tape to shamelessly promote. Let the battle begin.
A "source" told Radar about Myla's tape, "It’s a sad attempt on Myla’s part to stay relevant, especially considering she was only paid $15,000 to make the tape," adding, "It won’t sell nearly as well as Farrah’s did.”
That so-called source had to be Farrah, said Myla, because she was the only person (other than her manager) who knew about the tape. The $15,000 pay out? "That's absolutely false," claimed Myla. "I got six figures and so did she. I have no idea where she got that number from."