Being Farrah entails many things. It does not entail telling the truth, accepting responsibility for your actions, or acting like an adult – just an adult film star.
We check in with the former Teen Mom as if we haven't seen enough of her on Couples Therapy, and Farrah Abraham tells us she's raising Sophia alone – or not because she's actually living with her dad Michael and traveling all over for her big important career of not being in the adult entertainment industry or taking a break from reality TV.
While Farrah is off being Farrah, Michael is actually raising Sophia in the huge enormous house Farrah's not being a porn star career paid for, but she doesn't want to talk about all that. Like ick! Now that MTV is back, so is Farrah. Lucky Sophia!
Debra and Michael are now divorced. Debra moved 1000 miles away and was happy in isolation until MTV knocked on her door with cameras. "How did you find me?" she whispers. "Leave me alone…" Next time try the witness protection program, Debra! And try wearing a less flamboyant coat than that full-length leopard-print number.
Last summer,Teen Mom 2star Adam Lind bought two Corvettes with his most recent paycheck from MTV. Which is utterly ridiculous considering Adam has a bad driving record, including three DUIs, and probably doesn't have a license.
Yesterday, KELO News reported that Adam was in a fiery car crash that left his Corvette burnt to a crisp. Thankfully neither Adam nor the elderly couple he hit were seriously injured in the crash. They are all very lucky to be alive.
“Mackenzie and Josh McKee were at the rodeo when these people broke in a stole SO MUCH of their stuff,” an inside source shared with Radar. “They got everything, including all of the new baby’s clothes and a swing and high chair. They took Christmas presents that they had received and even some of Josh’s hunting gear.”
That's not all. Mackenzie's mom, Angie Douthit, shared a lot more details on Facebook, including where Josh and Mackenzie live. Because, um, why not?
On the most recent episode of Couples TherapyFarrah whisper-cried that she had signed like a lot of stuff and wouldn't reveal what, but it was like SO. BAD. guys. Then boom – two more sex tapes pornos surfaced with Vivid releasing proof that Farrah did in fact give consent to release them despite what she claims. Oh yeah, she claims they tricked her or something.
Now Farrah's pretend boyfriend Brian Dawe is continuing to speak out about Farrah's lies: that she attempted to make him play her boyfriend on TV. Does Farrah know the definition of the word "lie"?
Farrah boohooed about not giving Vivid permission to release the new footage of her very private homemade sex tape porn film with her boyfriend a porn star, James Deen. In case there was any doubt, Farrah lied and TMZ has a screen shot of an email to prove she gave Vivid the OK to release video or video(s).
Also last week, Taylor Armstrong bashed Farrah on Couples Therapy, so we have to endure another exchange between these two puffy lipped liar faces. Taylor called Farrah a f–king rat, among other things, and now Farrah thinks Taylor is jealous of her. Because, on Planet Famewhore, this makes sense.
Farrah Abraham is a whole host of crazy that I don't think anyone is psychiatrist-y enough to fix!
On this week's Couples TherapyFarrah revealed that she liked signed some stuff – a huge contract of stuff, but legally she couldn't reveal what it is. She did claim to regret signing her name on the dotted line, however.
This week Farrahalso claimed that her parents abused her and in the past she has been drugged and raped. Oh dear. Are all of Farrah's reveals a publicity stunt? Because Fishwrapper just learned that Farrah now has a second sex tape due to be released next week!
Yes – there will be two more on-camera romps starring Farrah and James Deen! And they just get racier and racier. Eeks. Vivid execs reveal exclusively that Farrah partakes in "fantasy fetish swings as foreplay" in one tape.
Well I'm going to handle this as tactfully as I can and just present the information.
Farrah Abraham undoubtedly has issues (which she is currently exploring while appearing ALONE on Couples Therapy) and apparently the root of many of these issues stems from a rape trauma and childhood abuse.
“I was drugged and raped more than once. I allowed the [wrong] type of people into my life,” Farrahclaims to In Touch Weekly. The former Teen Mom star also alleges that following the release of her "sex tape" she booked appearances at strip clubs and porn conventions which further put her life in jeopardy.