Jenelle Evans launched her website, Jenelle Evans: This Is Life, this week. “Go deeper with me,” the main page reads. “I want to invite you into my world. I want you to see the truth beyond the headlines.”
A couple things: 1) Haven’t we already seen enough of Jenelle‘s world on 16 & Pregnant, Teen Mom 2, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Mugshots.com? 2) The truth according to whom? Jenelle? HaHaHaHa!
I digress. In her first blog, Jenelle offered some background information about her relationship with her estranged father. The original title of this blog post was “Daddy Issues” but she changed it to “From the Heart.”
Teen Mom OGstarsAmber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, Farrah Abraham, and Maci Bookout were in L.A. last weekend to film the season 5B reunion. Of course, because there’s nothing simple about the Teen Mom franchise, they brought a hodgepodge of kids, parents, significant others, ex-significant others, and ex-significant others’ significant others. #FlowChartsAvailabeUponRequest
According to The Ashley, there was no drama (We are looking at you, Farrah!) behind the scenes. “Farrah was pretty mellow behind the scenes,” a source shared. “She actually was talking to Gary Shirley [whom she has feuded with in the past] and his wife Kristina. They were getting along well. Farrah and Amber were hanging out too. They used to hate each other but at this point Amber just doesn’t care what Farrah does. She just wants to avoid drama.” However, on stage, an audience member reported that Farrah’s segment was super intense.
Andy brings up the ignorant comment David Foster made to Lisa followingYolanda Foster‘s explant surgery: “Ken has better tits than her now… bigger.” Lisa defends David, saying, “I think David tries to make light of everything and he was just kind of throwing some levity into what has been a pretty depressing situation.”
On whether or not David and Yolanda‘s split took her by surprise, Lisa says, “I didn’t see it coming. Not at all. I was absolutely blindsided by that. There was a lot of ‘my love’ and I know it’s been challenging for sure but I’m really sad to see it because I love them together as a couple.”
It’s hard to believe that Amber Portwood is only 25 because she has lived through so much: teen pregnancy and motherhood, drug addiction, prison, reality television, dysfunctional relationships – and Gary Shirley! With all of the worst portions of her life reflected back to her via reality TV and social media, Amber is focused on moving forward.
Amber took a break from reality TV to spend time in prison. Since being released 2-years-ago she has been working hard to get her life together – including losing weight. As a bonus Amber found love (ish?) resulting in a bizarre engagement to much older man, Matt Baier, whom she calls “the love of my life.” Matt was recently exposed for having 7 secret kids, which the Teen Mom OG star vehemently denies.
“He doesn’t have seven kids but he does have more than what people know because we decided to keep it private,” maintains Amber. “It’s nobody’s business.” Except you’re on the TeeVee there makin’ it our biznits.
Farrah Abraham, God’s Gift to all things insightful and complex, plus mother of the year – all the years forever – is ready to teach us the secrets of successfully coping with grief and loss. But first she’s helping a child in need by adopting a sibling for Sophia.
The Teen Mom OG star confirmed that she is “moving forward” with her adoption process and is “very excited” about expanding her family.
Amber Portwood sure knows how to pick’em! After working hard to rebuild her life, get clean and sober, and forge a relationship with daughter Leah after being released from prison, Amber quickly got engaged to Matt Baier, a DJ 19 years her senior!
Farrah Abraham has come forward as the ninth woman to accuse James Deen of sexual assault. As you’ll recall, the Teen Mom star made a “sex tape” with porn star James Deen in 2013. Farrah insisted that she and James were dating at the time (he said nope) and that the sex tape, now known as Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom, was meant to be for her eyes only (he said nope). Farrah sold the video to Vivid.
A year later, Farrah claimed she had been drugged and raped. It was assumed at the time that she meant while promoting her sex tape at porn conventions, however, Farrah came forward yesterday to say that it was actually James who drugged and raped her.
“James Deen raped me for his benefit of fame,” Farrah told Daily Mail. “He conspired against me with others that I thought were my friends at the time and that was very hurtful. I let it all go and I wanted to move on; due to the public and others in the media believing an abusive womanizer, sex addict, disgusting, unprofessional, adult entertainer’s lies.”
Obviously, the Teen Mom 2 star took David and Kaiser on this pap stroll in an attempt to make her ex-fiance and Kaiser’s dad, Nathan Griffith, jealous. The pictures are so staged it’s comical. Sadly, Kaiser is nothing more than a pawn in Jenelle‘s game, and as per usual,Jace is nowhere to be seen.
Just before this photo shoot, Jenelletweeted about David, “If it wasn’t for this man IDK how [I] would make it through most of my days.” Isn’t that sweet? Such kind words coming from a mother of two about her flavor the month. Look below to see pictures of Jenelle, David, and Kaiser’s stroll through the park, if for no other reason than to see how David looks outside of a cop car, because we all know that’s the next “stroll” for every man dumb enough to date Jenelle Evans.