In honor of Halloween, last night’s finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey was like a twisted fairy tale of modern evil, the moral being that sometimes the wrong witch gets pushed into an oven, while the other escapes on foot through the forest hoping the evil doesn’t catch up with her.
Siggy Flicker tried to reunify the group, but lunch didn’t even get served before the ladies were fleeing the coop in various states of undress. Only on Bravo do ‘ladies who lunch’ turn into ladies of the night who run Louboutin-less through a parking lot, stalking like zombies after the brainless one who got away. And over the railroad tracks to Jacqueline Laurita‘s asylum they go!
Teresa and Danielle got together again for another yoga class. Andy asks who reached out to who first? “You kind of started it, honey. Yes, at the reunion you brought her up and then after the reunion I was thinking about it and DM’ed her and right away she called me back and then we texted back and forth and I asked if she did yoga.” Teresa says Danielle admitted to loving yoga so they met up at one of the yoga places Danielle goes to.
Remember the halcyon days of Real Housewives Of New Jersey when a season finale would be a massive family feud involving scandalizing secrets of your sister-in-laws past coming out over appetizers at a Posche Fashion Show?
Or possibly a cavewoman, wearing a the fur she literally just ripped from a wild boar, chasing another woman through a country club screaming expletives, all to the background of sparkly polyester bandage dresses tripping down a runway? Yeah, well that ain’t these days.
As another finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey is upon us we are reminded of the past, but also look towards a new dawn.
It’s finally the weekend, and that means a new gallery of reality TV stars social media pics. The oh so thirsty Landon Clements shared the picture above on Instagram. Landon added “#fishbra #savethetatas” to the post.
Happy Halloween weekend! The reality stars are already starting to celebrate! Teresa Giudice and Dolores Catania hit the town together last night, attending the Fresco Da Franco Halloween Ball at Fresco Restaurant in Montclair, NJ.
We have a few blasts from reality shows past, too! Whitney Port (winner for worst dressed, I think!), Paris Hilton, Aviva Drescher, Kelly Bensimon, former Princesses Long Island star Chanel Omari and others.
Dolores Catania has been pretty ho-hum as a newbie cast member on Real Housewives of New Jersey this season. But when Dolores got riled up after Jacqueline Laurita lashed out at her this week, Teresa Giudice says she wasn’t necessarily surprised – not because it’s in Dolores’ nature to do so, but because Jacqueline was involved. And as we have seen, Jacqueline can push almost anyone to their breaking point!
Teresa reviews the calmer moments of the episode first, describing how she’s trying to support her daughters while hubby Joe Giudice is “away.” She reflects, “It was hard to see my daughters in pain and missing their father. I was upset that Joe was gone and couldn’t imagine what they were going through. As you saw, I tried to give them extra love, affection and attention — anything to help make things better for them.”