TIME Gala

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Kim Kardashian and Kanye West headed off to NYC this week to attend the TIME 100 Gala to celebrate the magazine’s “most influential” honorees.  Since Kimye made that list, they graced everyone with their presence.  Comedian Amy Schumer was apparently so overwhelmed about seeing the “royal couple” that she dropped at Yeezus’ feet right on the red carpet. 

It may have been a fancy schmancy gala, but Kanye is above that, ya’ll.  He wore his finest tattered t-shirt to the event.  Geniuses do not cave to the pressures of conformity.  He’s a rebel.  And a fashion God.  Kneel before him.  (I said kneel, not face-plant, Amy)  I feel like I should start a Go Fund Me campaign to buy Kanye some new Hanes t-shirts with the neckbands in tact. 

I will give Kim Kardashian some credit, from certain angles her dress looks very nice and fits fairly well for once. But from other angles, you can see the sheer material and carefully placed fabric triangles are barely holding her boobs in.

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