Tinsely Mortimer

RHONY reunion

Real Housewives Of New York is currently filming in the wake of Luann‘s arrest and rehab stay, so naturally their epic cast trip was postponed, and they were reduced to cruising on a subpar yacht and all getting seasick (and sick of each other) along with other, way more dangerous matters! Captain Lee did not come to the rescue obviously!

The cast (sans Luann apparently) is vacationing in Cartagena, Colombia and unfortunately day at sea turned into a disaster when their boat CAUGHT FIRE and literally began to sink! I’m guessing that in the midst of fearing for their lives there was no time for turtle time, but talk about an amazing metaphor for Real Housewives excursions (and Real Housewives relationships… ).

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK CITY -- Season:9 -- Pictured: (l-r) Tinsley Mortimer, Sonja Morgan, Bethenny Frankel, Ramona Singer, Dorinda Medley, Luann D'Agostino, Carole Radziwill -- (Photo by: Patrick Ecclesine/Bravo)

Who’s ready for the return of Real Housewives Of New York?! The teaser for season 9 has just been released and it looks like things are gonna get crazy! YAY. Like good, fun, ridiculous, crazy. The show is set to premiere on April 5th!

This season welcomes new Housewife Tinsley Mortimer, the fallen former socialite, but otherwise the ladies are dealing with many of the same old problems. Like Sonja Morgan‘s up and down battle with reality, and her drinking, which is once again in the spotlight.